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@gotham-coffee-shop
So I have had a few people ask if I have a PhD why I work at a coffee shop. And I have a very good answer for that. It's because I have a PhD in classic literature and I honestly don't know what the fuck to do with it apart from teaching or crime. And teaching pays basically nothing and I'm not at the point yet to don a costume and commit crime. But Mark my words every time the joker inconveniences me I take one step closer.
So sadly someone found the clown bitch alive and he is now back in Arkham maybe that's the true curse of this city never being rid of that ugly fucker. On other news I would like to congratulate Thug number 4 for getting into university and studying physics. We are all very proud. Please remember I have a PhD if you ever want help with essays. I have written my fair share after all.
Guess who's back bitches! And I have a great story this time. So I was walking home minding my own business at 3am like one does when I saw Harley beating the shit out of the joker. Fuck knows what that ass did this time but I'm sure we can all agree it was well deserved. THEN Red hood rocks up to the party with fucking popcorn and proceed to sit nearby offering advice!? Like I fully support this but my man at least pretend to stop her. Anyway I quickly walked home I don't wanna get a late night visit from the Scary furry thanks.
My Gremlin Cats stolen kitten is now called bastard because he is in fact a bastard cat and I have the naming skills of a two year old
Jax is great and all very helpful. but if I have to stop them murdering people for misgendering them I may cry.
I have officially run out of coffee beans. I don't know who is taking them but I hope your coffee is always cold and sour.
I have discovered the thief! And they will no longer be stealing coffee. On a completely unrelated note. I have a new employee named Jax who will be starting tomorrow. Be kind assholes.
Red Hood, sweetie, love of my life if we were both not gay as hell. Why the actual fuck did you have a fucking gang meeting in my tiny little coffee shop? But I'm glad thug 3 is going back to college good on him. If he needs help with his English send him my way.
My Gremlin cat brought home a kitten. It's not her kitten. I don't know where she got the kitten but she is a thief and belongs in cat jail.
Guess I have two cats now
I have officially run out of coffee beans. I don't know who is taking them but I hope your coffee is always cold and sour.
I know I brought this on myself by giving the vigilantes free drinks but can I ask why The Batman showed up!? I have to admit did not expect him to show up. Its almost time for Red Robin to show up and I can't wait to see what happens.
Red Robin walked in half dead as usual saw Batman (who was staring him down) and slowly walked back out looking like he regrets everything. What kind of family drama bullshit is this? Is this why Batman showed up? He is grounding his kid?
I know I brought this on myself by giving the vigilantes free drinks but can I ask why The Batman showed up!? I have to admit did not expect him to show up. Its almost time for Red Robin to show up and I can't wait to see what happens.
The sirens get free drinks in my shop for a week - they know why. On another note the condiment King and Mad Hatter are officially banned and it is now on site at my shop.
Walked into an ally to save some time walking home only to see the Batman looming over some random thugs. You better believe I turned around and walked another way home. Absolutely not dealing with that.
@christelgothamite do you know where Red-Robin is? I just wanna have a little chat.
No i dont, why what happened??
1. He needs to drink something other then coffee for once. I’m gonna force him to drink water.
2. I’m gonna beat him over the head for taking my coffee
Pff- you think you can make red robin NOT drink coffee-
Anyways he might be in @gotham-coffee-shop . He frequently goes there.
He will be in at 3am as normal unless nightwing is around then maybe 4am
I have to say it. Two-face is incredibly polite when ordering coffee. An absolute arse the rest of the time for sure but steal his coin and he is far more reasonable.
Just had the fucking condiment King walk into my store. When I say I was ready to kill a man...
My Gremlin of a cat decided to wake me up this morning to complain about some fight that was happening in the street. Or I assume that's what he was screaming about as I was attempting to sleep.
