I Respect the Zsaszettes and the Zsaszettes Only

Like all of Gotham's plotlines would be 75% shorter if people remembered that kneecaps are very important and also very fragile 

[icarusisbabygirl]

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So I haven’t been on Tumblr in a while (still won’t Lemony Snicket is in charge of writing my life right now) but I’ve been working on this in my spare time for a while and I’m finally happy with it.

So enjoy!

Special thanks to @gothamroomie and @b-rainlet for their encouragements because I would have given up and abandoned this without them

[flagellant]

villain who is chatty but acts stoic bc they think they have to be quiet and serious in order to avoid getting compared to joker. always loses because theyre concentrating so hard on not quipping back at the batfam that their mental is ruined. this is an extreme pity because they're actually hilarious and itd make joker kill himself if he found out

hero who is stoic but acts chatty bc they know that it pisses off joker more than anything in the world for someone to be funnier than he is. which isnt actually hard. like at all.

[homosexualisopod]

[thesproutandthebean]

sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.

[icarusisbabygirl]

Riddler: *Tells me a riddle*

Me: Uh could you repeat that?

Riddler: what?

Me: I have audio processing issues, I literally didn’t catch a thing you said

Riddler: Oh, okay. *tells me the riddle again*

Me: I’m sorry, one more time?

Riddler: Fucki- okay. *says it again*

Me: what?

~ Two hours later ~

Gordon: How did you answer his riddles long enough to stay alive?

Me: Sorry what did you say?

Gordon: How did yo-

Me: No I heard you. That’s what I did. The first few times it was actually honest. I really do have API, but it kept working so

[goggles-mcgee]

Bruce Wayne in the middle of a robbery/hijacking at a gala or something, completely done and just so tired mentally and physically and really not wanting to sneak out and get suited up as the bat: Hey can I like pay you to do this another day? Can…is that something I can do?

The villain of the day knowing damn well that Bruce is always a nice hostage, always willing to play along with their schemes and sometimes fun enough to try and stop them: you good bro?

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Bruce: If I give you fifty thousand dollars right now will you let everyone go?

Harley: Oh yeah just wire it to my bank account! But first *puts on doctor coat* let’s talk about you

[stavrakas-deactivated20240612]

jim gordon is literally so funny he's the most lukewarm, milquetoast character in gotham and he's still the protagonist. he gushes about dirty cops and police brutality and still lets harvey beat the shit out of every suspect he comes across while looking at him with a scrunkly little frowny face. he throws a hissy fit because his gf didnt tell him about a gay relationship she had w one of his colleagues years before they actually met. what is his purpose. what is he doing. why is he here

[slytherin2urheart]

Gordon really gives the side character vibe..

[accursedvoid]

Me watching discourse over which twin is or isn’t the abuser or the victim: Y’all Lila Valeska and Zach are right there.

[malewifed-archive]

since exclusionists are coming out of the woodwork for pride month, just a friendly reminder that this blog is a safe space for bi, pan, ace and aro ppl :]

[asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact]

This blog is safe for trans/nb people, people who’s gender or sexuality aren’t well known, people with neopronouns, and many more

[gothamroomie]

Does anyone know which bridge/park was used to film the axe scene from 1x16 The Blind Fortuneteller? I’ve been trying to figure out which one it is for accuracy reasons but can’t find out which one it is. Any help would be appreciated!

[gothamroomie]

In response to the plastic surgeon requiring a warrant:

“Someone has to have ethics in this city. And it certainly isn’t the cops”

[icarusisbabygirl]

Watching Gotham with the roomie and they’re just screaming at the screen, “EMOTE GODDAMIT EMOTE!” because we’re watching the beginning of the Ogre arc and i quote, “He’s just been told the person they’re hunting is a serial killer and he looks like he’s vaguely confused in math class. Like the teacher skipped a step and he doesn’t know how they got to this point. Like the teacher had added two plus two and gotten Jerome Killed His Mother”

[gothamroomie]

Congrats to Ed Nygma for accomplishing what all of us have wanted for a while: making Gordon feel consequences for his actions

[gothamroomie]

‘Four week trial’ that we saw none of and there’s no show of any time passing. I would have liked to see Gordon’s grave get dug but ah well

[gothamroomie]

Oh there’s the ‘if you talk to a lawyer you’re guilty’ shorthand 🙃

[gothamroomie]

God I love that nygma thought through every little thing. Love this so much. Best storytelling of the series so far

[gothamroomie]

Let’s Get Bruce Wayne Some Therapy In A DC Adaptation 2k21