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🧂Goggles The Salt Shaker Masterpost 🧂
Masterposts
Ever After High:
Poison Apple
Maribat:
A Little Birdy Told Me
Wish Me Away
Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
Maomao is one of the best main characters of all time because she's like "i just won't give a fuck for 2 years and finish my service" and then she immediately goes "ok I'll just give a fuck this one time"
one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.
Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones
maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10
The explicitly pornographic ads paired with porn bans to appeal to advertisers is really aggravating, but I also want to take a moment to complain about really disgusting ads. Cartoon person with disturbingly photorealistic boils and shit, getting giant worms pulled out of their bodies, body horror shit like that. What the fuck is this supposed to be advertising? Why would you show this? Why can't I block it? It always pops up when I'm trying to eat, too. Why is this allowed? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU
When You're An Addams
I've seen a couple, Steve is an Addams fics and was inspired!
This is so canon divergent but the idea wouldn't leave me and honestly it brings me so much joy. I mix basically all Addams Family media i have consumed, including the musical, Wednesday(ish. I find it interesting but not enough to truly keep up with it), the old TV show, the 1990 movies, and the cartoons.
Essentially, Steve's dad (look i know they gave him a name now and it's Danny but I veto) Richard had a brief fling with a woman named Lilith Addams. It was really a one night thing because the woman terrified him. Then one night he got a call that Lilith had died and she had had a son...his son. Little Stefano Crowley Ignacio Addams-Harrington. He wanted to deny it but then he saw his son for the first time (already two years old but just barely) and well....the hair didn't lie. By this point he and Cheryl Moore had been married for two years and 7 months (they were an arranged marriage and married a month after Richard's night with Lilith) and no child had come along yet which was putting a strain on their marriage and relationship with their family which was why they hadn't spoken to them in the past two years.
Steddie Holiday Drabbles: Visit
Rating: T, for references to sexual topics CW: just sexism in the form of elf costumes Tags: pre-Steddie, Eddie's got a fat crush on Steve, Corroded Coffin cameos, Steve's Glorious Chest Hair, shameless oogling, platonic Stobin
"I hate this costume. I look like a goddamned candy cane."
Steve isn't wrong. The elf costumes he and Robin have to wear—per their seasonal occupation of Santa's Helpers at Downtown Hawkins Christmas Crash—truly does nothing for the young man's visual appeal. The way his green shorts stick up his ass make him feel like Daffy Duck, and the red-and-white tights underneath do, in fact, give his legs the look of peppermint sticks.
Robin's isn't much better.
"Wanna trade?" A fake smile plasters on her cheeks. "Then you can look like a radioactive-hooker candy cane."
Her elf top is way too low in the neckline for a family event like this, and battery-powered lights blare right in his face with the words "Ho Ho Ho!" barely legible.
"Yours is ridiculous. Can't believe Santa's a sexist prick." Steve huffs and crosses his arms. Robin's done the same for a different reason. "Isn't he supposed to say good will toward men and all that shit?"
"Yah, toward men." Robin tugs her shirt up by the collar a seventh time. "And anyway, that was the Bible, Dingus, not Santa." She gestures to the front of the 'Pictures with Santa!' display. "Our Santa can barely stay awake over there, much less try to establish world peace. Or common deceny, apparently."
The two shift their gazss toward the cardboard and plastic throne, where a costumed Ted Wheeler snoozes away instead of attending to his holiday cheer duties.
"Unbelievable," Steve says.
"Does he ever get tired of sleeping?" Robin asks.
"I think he'd just fall asleep again if he did."
A few minutes pass until Robin's ducking behind the sleigh in a panic.
"Shit, shit, shit!" she hisses, throwing a look to the left of their holiday space.
Steve drops behind it too. "What is it? What?!"
"Vickie's what!"
"Oh, is she here to visit you?" The boy peeks his head up above the sleigh's dash before Robin yanks him back down by his shirt.
"Don't look! She can't, and I mean absolutely in any sense of the English definition, cannot, see me in this or I swear I'll die of embarrassment twelve times over."
"Oh, come on, she's totally seen worse."
Robin stares at him with the intensity of a woman with everything left to lose. "I will come back to haunt you Christmas-Carol-Jacob-Marley style forever, Harrington, I swear on god." She pauses, then adds, "And on Dustin's mother."
Steve beckons with his hand. "Fine, gimme your shirt."
A choked laugh escapes Robin's throat, "Pray tell, how is that better?!"
"You said you wanted to trade, let's trade." Steve starts pulling off his uniform's shirt, exposing his chest and subsequent well-groomed chest hair to the world.
Robin wrinkles up her nose at him as he offers her the shirt, "Out of all the expected times in our lives, somehow this is the moment that you've lost your mind. Bravo, actually, I am shocked and impressed it didn't happen sooner."
Steve rolls his eyes, "Will you relax? I'm not saying you strip naked. Just put my shirt on over yours and take off yours underneath. Vickie and the world won't see a thing."
Robin stares at the shirt, then at Steve, then glances back over at Vickie's now much-closer position. Steve's ridiculous option just might just be her only hope.
With a huff of annoyed acceptance, Robin grabs the shirt and tugs it over her head. Steve acts as look-out as she wriggles out of her still-blinking elf top underneath his own.
"Alright, how's that?"
"Better," Steve says truthfully.
Robin shoves her discarded top into Steve's chest. "Your turn, Fabio Lanzoni. Put those things away, for the love of god."
Steve snorts and takes it, "Think that was in the Bible too?"
"Oh yes, I think it went something like 'cover thine man-titties up, lest ye be stoned in the streets'," Robin laughs. Steve slips the neck hole over his head and tugs down. It's—tighter than he thought. He struggles getting it past his biceps, but manages to pull it down. It covers his figure as best as the cheap seams will allow, which isn't much. Before Robin can give her full opinion on Steve's new lady-elf look, a soft voice calls out for her.
"Robin?" Vickie asks aloud, to which the girl beside him pops up from her hiding spot. "Oh, there you are! I thought I heard you…"
Steve smiles to himself behind the sleigh. Mission accomplished. He'll just stay here til she's done, they'll switch back, and he can get out of this stupid looking top. No one has to know.
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"How much longer do we have to stay here?" Gareth groans.
"I was promised hot chocolate," Dougie says.
Eddie chuckles as he lights a cigarette. "Look, we'll get hot chocolate and then go, since Gareth's such a Scrooge."
Jeff stops abruptly at the front of the group. "Guys. Look."
Eddie's eyes widen. The cigarette he just lit falls from his mouth as the smoke curls awkwardly in his lungs and makes him cough. He can't be seeing this right.
"Is that Steve Harrington?" one of the boys asks. He's not sure who. All his focus is trained on the fact that yes, Steve Harrington is not only dressed as an elf, but a sexy elf complete with glowing lights framing his chest in a very boob-like display. God, even his stupid chest hair is perfectly framed by his pecs on display. It leads down in a tamed line between each muscle, and Eddie can only dream that it drags all the way down his navel, stomach, and into a perfect happy trail…
Steve looks like a pin-up in the playboy magazines—if the pin-ups in the playboy magazines were actually catered to one Eddie Munson's homosexual gaze—and Eddie suddenly feels like someone lit a fireplace in his chest.
Not just because of the cigarette, but he's totally still coughing from that, too.
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I was ✨️inspired✨️
STOBIN JOBS
Jobs that Stobin has or would get together no matter the time!
Canon:
• Scoops
• Family Video
• WSQK
Headcanon:
• Waiters
• Chuck E Cheese Employees (Steve in the costume. Robin a party host or something)
• FNAF night guards except they survive if they were in the FNAF universe. They would just take their paychecks and never speak about the experience again.
• They would apply to be Robins in the Batman universe but nothing comes of it so they work at Batburger. Up until they get hired through shenanigans to be butlers-in-training with Alfred. (The Batfam feared if the two weren't employed they would accidentally (or not) join a gang or become the new rogues)
• Daily Bugle workers with Peter Parker if it was the Marvel universe.
• Limo chauffeurs except Robin is a permanent passenger who gives instructions to all passengers like a flight attendant.
• Flight attendants or Steve is a pilot and Robin is the permanent flight attendant for all his flights.
• Librarians
• Pet Sitters
• Disney Cast Members (They work in the Haunted Mansion, Pirates, Tower of Terror or Space Mountain. Or Steve got cast as one of the princes or someone on avengers campus and Robin is his handler or Robin and Steve get cast as a famous Disney couple much to their disgust)
• YouTubers (Gaming, Ghost Hunting, Cooking, Vlogging, etc)
• Podcasters
• Techies in a theatre or ushers
• Of course, Cooks/Bakers
• Camp Counselors
• Final Girls
• Actors
• Muscians
• Gift Shop Employees no matter where, whether it be a museum of the zoo
• Product Testers
Etc these are just some XD
We Value Food, Cheer, and Song
I have so many Rockstar!Eddie and Cook/Baker!Steve ideas it's not even funny.
Here's another one I've been cooking up (;D)
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No Upside-down AU where the kids and Steve did go through some crap but it wasn't related to the Upside-down. Like Will does go missing but he wasn't taken by a demogorgon, he was kidnapped and escaped and hid out in the woods for a week while trying to get away from his captor. A body was found in the quarry but it wasn't Will. It was another victim of his captor that was wearing Will's jacket. Barb was still killed, but it was by Henry who is a wealthy serial killer in this au.
Basically, every traumatic event that happened in show happened in this au just with a twist but this au takes place after all that happens. It does get mentioned though!
This is also modern au which I thought would be a fun break from my time "accurate" ones XD.
Whaaaaat another Rockstar! Eddie and Chef/Baker! Steve????
My favorite thing to imagine is the Steve and Robin Halloween costumes through the year. They are the duo who has the most coordinated and well made costumes by far. And are dynamic duos in their mind, from the same media, or couples costumes. It doesn't matter if they are dating someone, they will always do "couple costumes" together.
Some of my fav to imagine:
Canon Time
• Batman & Robin (they did this many times because of the different Robins and they switched who was Batman and who was Robin.
• Jessica Rabbit (Steve) & Roger Rabbit (Robin)
• Marty McFly (Steve) & Doc Brown (Robin)
• Julie Richman (from Valley Girl and it's Steve) & Randy (from Valley Girl and it's Robin
• Daisy & Kat from Mystic Pizza (Steve is Daisy and Robin is Kat
• Bruce Wayne & Vicky Vale (1989 Batman Steve was Bruce and Robin was Vicky)
• JD & Veronica (Yes Robin is JD and Steve is Veronica. They love switching the genders because it confuses people)
• Mario & Luigi
• Velma & Daphne
• Shaggy & Fred
• etc
Modern time!
• Sam & Dean (Supernatural: Robin is Sam and Steve is Dean)
• Rapunzel & Flynn (Robin Flynn and Steve Rapunzel)
• Billy & Stu Ghostfaces
• Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy
• SpongeBob & Patrick
• Barbie & Ken
• Sophie & Howl
• etc
I'm awful with sideblogs sometimes so don't be suprised if I keep reblogging my ideas here XD
Like I'll reblog my original ideas here but like fanart and others writing will be on sideblog.
Invited To The Party
I have this image in my head that is totally inspired by Hopper killing a Demogorgon with a sword but replaced by Steve.
I have no idea what season it would be other than after one.
But I imagine that it might be in season 4 and an AU where Eddie and Hellfire become involved in everything before Chrissy dies.
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The drama club needed their room back on Friday despite Hellfire having an agreement with them that they would get to use the room every Wednesday and Friday and weren't told until after their campaign on Wednesday.Hellfire had it's upcoming finale of their campaign! (And Lucas had his game though he was still upset and torn on having to choose). Dustin volunteered Steve's house in a moment of desperation (before even asking him).
Steve, of course, agrees but with the condition that they go to Lucas's game. He had heard them planning on getting Erica to sub in and it pissed him off. He knew how important this was for Lucas and he thought the boys were all about loyalty. He doesn't care if Munson and his friends go but he'd be damned if Mike, Dustin, and Erica missed. This means the campaign is later and the boys and Erica would get to spend the night which they have no complaints about.
Just a reminder that any new Steddie/ST ideas and continuation of old aus will be here on this side blog!
Steve sketch!!
Launching my sideblog with a sketch XD
My Personal Steve Harrington Headcanons/Lore that will almost always be present in any of my AUs: Part 1
• I know we know his family is wealthy and we're led to believe it's because of his dad or whatever but my headcanon is that the Harringtons are old old money. Like live in a mansion type old money and the only reason they don't is because Richard Harrington had a big fight with his dad and was kicked out. (Poor rich boy 😔 not like his dad and mom still made sure he had his trust funds and money and bought him the house he lives in now. They just didn't want him in their house anymore.) But I also headcanon his mom being from old money too.
• I fully headcanon that his grandparents' (both sets) passed but left all their properties and valuables to Steve and Richard hid it from Steve because he was jealous and angry. Steve only found out after the "earthquakes" and rogue "serial killer" when he went to make sure the house was okay. This is if his parental units are awful human beings like the common headcanon.