For The Liberation Of All Sentient Life

The public facing account of a Gothamite organizer and revolutionary. Really just here to keep a friend from talking to cops. Cops and bootlickers DNI ||Gotham RP account feel free to drop me a message and say hi!||

[scarecrowspawn]

Check up- hows life going?

Fine. I haven’t been on tumblr much because I blacked out and lost a few weeks. But that’s fine

Fathers been quiet lately so that’s good

[duchess-of-dilemma]

Sigh. Brutus keeps eating things that he really shouldn't.

Also welcome back.

[scarecrowspawn]

What kind of things?

[duchess-of-dilemma]

A nome, a cattail, and I'm pretty sure I saw him swallow an amethyst the other day.

[turn-ur-gaz3-up0n-th15]

When do I get cool gem powers

like Steven Universe

[duchess-of-dilemma]

Brutus....

[turn-ur-gaz3-up0n-th15]

What

[duchess-of-dilemma]

Thats not how that works, at all.

[turn-ur-gaz3-up0n-th15]

Oh… Sigh.

[gothamghostwhispers]

…. we need to go get your stomach pumped

How big was the amethyst

[turn-ur-gaz3-up0n-th15]

1.3 cm in length, width, and height.

[gothamghostwhispers]

I’m taking you to the hospital

[scarecrowspawn]

I have equipment to pump stomachs in the lab. Hospitals are evil

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Have we used it since @onceuponarime drank anti-freeze? (Don’t ask)

[sir--macabre]

Oops

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

-ie daisy!

[sir--macabre]

Yes. Oopsie daisy is the best way to describe me waking up very far from the freezer covered in blood.

[onceuponarime]

Is that where you are? I’ve been worried sick! Are you okay?

[sir--macabre]

Physically? Not a scratch. Mentally is a different story.

Do you know how to get stains out of clothes?

[onceuponarime]

Barney does. I’ll have him take care of it. You can borrow my clothes you want if you need to

[sir--macabre]

Would he? I think this is a pretty good "Ivan is a monster" argument.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

He’s also woken up covered in blood and no memory of how it happened. It’s cool.

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

[sir--macabre]

I guess..are we actually going shopping? Does Gotham have a mall?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

It’s from a movie. We’re not going shopping.

Let’s get you cleaned up and home.

[sir--macabre]

Oops

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

-ie daisy!

[sir--macabre]

Yes. Oopsie daisy is the best way to describe me waking up very far from the freezer covered in blood.

[onceuponarime]

Is that where you are? I’ve been worried sick! Are you okay?

[sir--macabre]

Physically? Not a scratch. Mentally is a different story.

Do you know how to get stains out of clothes?

[onceuponarime]

Barney does. I’ll have him take care of it. You can borrow my clothes you want if you need to

[sir--macabre]

Would he? I think this is a pretty good "Ivan is a monster" argument.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

He’s also woken up covered in blood and no memory of how it happened. It’s cool.

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

[sir--macabre]

Oops

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

-ie daisy!

[sir--macabre]

Yes. Oopsie daisy is the best way to describe me waking up very far from the freezer covered in blood.

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

so was it murder? >:D

[sir--macabre]

Most likely, unfortunately.

I didn't mean to, I really hate when this happens- but that isn't for me to vent about to you.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Do you need a ride home?

[sir--macabre]

That would be appreciated.

Some clown started talking to me.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

You can probably kill the clown but don’t drink. Who knows what in his blood.

I’ll be there in fifteen.

[sir--macabre]

Oops

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

-ie daisy!

[sir--macabre]

Yes. Oopsie daisy is the best way to describe me waking up very far from the freezer covered in blood.

[x0x0-lastlaugh-0x0x]

so was it murder? >:D

[sir--macabre]

Most likely, unfortunately.

I didn't mean to, I really hate when this happens- but that isn't for me to vent about to you.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Do you need a ride home?

[onceuponarime]

You're easy prey

Why continuously hunt when you can feed off one person?

This is parasitic

Dudes a person. Not a parasite. The hells wrong with you people?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Sounds like some people need their attitudes adjusted.

[onceuponarime]

Blow them up?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Maybe. Who knows. Change comes to everyone.

[onceuponarime]

You're easy prey

Why continuously hunt when you can feed off one person?

This is parasitic

Dudes a person. Not a parasite. The hells wrong with you people?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Sounds like some people need their attitudes adjusted.

[norigoestogotham]

You know that guy in the Princess Bride that eats small amounts of poison to build up an immunity? Do y’all think that would work with whatever joker’s poison is called and fear toxin?

[the-original-robin]

there is only one way to find out

[scarecrowspawn]

It won’t. I’ve tested it. Microdosing just leads to more subtle effects. Eventually your anxiety will spike

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

I’ve heard people can build resistance to Ivy’s pollen.

But not from reputable sources.

[scarecrowspawn]

I didn’t know you were afraid of calendar man….

…….. HES HALF THE REASON I DISSAPEAR EVERY HALLOWEEN

[gothamghostwhispers]

….. noted….

[scarecrowspawn]

I request an explanation if you are willing to give one

[gothamghostwhispers]

He was my first boss

Saved my life after my biofather tried to kill me

After that he let me work for him and helped me to join the goonion so I could save up money to leave when I got the chance. He helped me set up a bank account, helped cover the costs of my textbooks when I didn’t have enough, and helped me apply for my first apartment

[scarecrowspawn]

I see…… I am afraid of almost everything. I will try to reign in my fear then

[gothamghostwhispers]

I appreciate the thought but you don’t have to do that Barnaby

[scarecrowspawn]

I have decided otherwise

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

We can put him on the Penguin list.

[scarecrowspawn]

Yes. The list……. Remind me what this list is for again

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Rogues we leave alone unless they get in the way or there’s a particularly ironic or delicious reason to show them up

[scarecrowspawn]

I didn’t know you were afraid of calendar man….

…….. HES HALF THE REASON I DISSAPEAR EVERY HALLOWEEN

[gothamghostwhispers]

….. noted….

[scarecrowspawn]

I request an explanation if you are willing to give one

[gothamghostwhispers]

He was my first boss

Saved my life after my biofather tried to kill me

After that he let me work for him and helped me to join the goonion so I could save up money to leave when I got the chance. He helped me set up a bank account, helped cover the costs of my textbooks when I didn’t have enough, and helped me apply for my first apartment

[scarecrowspawn]

I see…… I am afraid of almost everything. I will try to reign in my fear then

[gothamghostwhispers]

I appreciate the thought but you don’t have to do that Barnaby

[scarecrowspawn]

I have decided otherwise

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

We can put him on the Penguin list.

[so-longscarecrow]

Your ex ate one of your sons birds 😭😭😭

I need a drink. I'm never messing with mortals again. If this is how they act? No. Barnabys my last kid ever. If any mortal even considers charming me I'm killing them. Alright? Alright.

[scarecrowspawn]

Mother. I am the last to extol the virtues of people. But father is perhaps the worst example of us mortals. You misjudged once. Do not put all mortals in the same category as father”

[so-longscarecrow]

One more "we could be a family, my queen" message and I think I'm going to strangle him. Magic or no magic, I don't care anymore.

[scarecrowspawn]

Well yes he does have to die

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Hey, Mrs Barnaby's mom, I think you said you can't kill Scarecrow, but could you move him to a pre-arranged place?

[so-longscarecrow]

As in...imprison him?

Considering his level of sorcery, it would take a bit to perfect, but I could try. It's either that or I break his nose over and over for eternity.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

I’ve got what will happen to him covered. I just need him contained.

[so-longscarecrow]

Your ex ate one of your sons birds 😭😭😭

I need a drink. I'm never messing with mortals again. If this is how they act? No. Barnabys my last kid ever. If any mortal even considers charming me I'm killing them. Alright? Alright.

[scarecrowspawn]

Mother. I am the last to extol the virtues of people. But father is perhaps the worst example of us mortals. You misjudged once. Do not put all mortals in the same category as father”

[so-longscarecrow]

One more "we could be a family, my queen" message and I think I'm going to strangle him. Magic or no magic, I don't care anymore.

[scarecrowspawn]

Well yes he does have to die

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Hey, Mrs Barnaby's mom, I think you said you can't kill Scarecrow, but could you move him to a pre-arranged place?

[bugboi-of-gotham]

Scarecrow is eating birds now

I....well...atleast he's living up to his name?

[scarecrowspawn]

My bird. …….Lady Celestine

[bugboi-of-gotham]

He fucking what......

[scarecrowspawn]

She’s been missing for weeks. I raised her from a chick

[bugboi-of-gotham]

......I'm going to fucking gut him....i....oh Barnaby....I'm so sorry ...

[scarecrowspawn]

I’m going to kill him. Flag him alive. Boil HIS EYES!!!!!…… can we have bugs eat him from the inside

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Do we know his current location? Explosions didn’t work so are we going to try something esoteric?

[scarecrowspawn]

I actually think he’s in some pocket dimension. We do have his arm tho. He left that behind

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Okay. Smart Robin should have a pocket universe collapser, right? Or we could get Rime to make one.

[bugboi-of-gotham]

Scarecrow is eating birds now

I....well...atleast he's living up to his name?

[scarecrowspawn]

My bird. …….Lady Celestine

[bugboi-of-gotham]

He fucking what......

[scarecrowspawn]

She’s been missing for weeks. I raised her from a chick

[bugboi-of-gotham]

......I'm going to fucking gut him....i....oh Barnaby....I'm so sorry ...

[scarecrowspawn]

I’m going to kill him. Flag him alive. Boil HIS EYES!!!!!…… can we have bugs eat him from the inside

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Do we know his current location? Explosions didn’t work so are we going to try something esoteric?

[mr-cobblepot]

Hey all of Gotham. If you see a bunch of people in penguin masks and suits as they unload stuff from a ship no you don’t.

[scarecrowspawn]

What if I did see it tho

[mr-cobblepot]

act blind

[scarecrowspawn]

Well what if I’m curious. Or what if I’ve snuck a fear gas canister onto your ship

[mr-cobblepot]

its literally just grates of fish why is everyone so nosy fuck

[scarecrowspawn]

Because I need a fish. Can I have one?

[mr-cobblepot]

sure.

[scarecrowspawn]

Oh……. That was easy

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Penguin’s pretty easy to get along with.

[sir--macabre]

*You return to the freezer to find Rime is gone and Al is sitting on a table. At least you assume it’s Al, his face is covered by a baclava and snow goggles with “Al” written on the forehead. He’s wearing a sleek single-piece jumpsuit that might be a repurposed wetsuit. There are hoses running up and down his body. He’s wearing fingerless gloves. There’s no sign of Barnaby or the machete. He is cleaning fingernail with a knife.*

So. Ivan, may I call you Ivan? What are your intentions towards our Rime? I noticed he took you on a larceny date.

- Gothamsrevolutionaryheretic

He was slightly confused, especially considering Al seemed to have been waiting for him the whole time he was out.

That...is my only name...so sure?

I don't have intentions? I'm honestly just hiding from- date??

He nearly choked once he registered what al had said, trying to disguise it as clearing his throat

We shoplifted some music equipment, I wouldn't call that a date. Don't be ridiculous! We just met, its not like anything happened in the what, two weeks I've been here?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Uh huh. Rime usually goes for a big score, lots of money or serious tech. So if he went for music equipment, then it’s because you wanted to. He wouldn’t go small time for just anyone.

Also, I need the names and mailing addresses of the people you’re hiding from. A threat to you is now a threat to Rime and we can’t have that.

[sir--macabre]

That doesn't make it a date, I just wanted a guitar and he got a keyboard in the process. Doesn't mean anything at all.

...You really really don't want to get involved in that. Not unless you want to be their next victim. You underestimate just how dangerous they are, and from what I gather they've been here since the beginning.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Did you want it to mean something?

If they’ve been here that long then Batman has kicked their ass at least once. Maybe he just needs help finishing them off.

[sir--macabre]

Thats- none of your business! And the other thing is also none of your buisness, the less you know the better. If jack got hurt- I mean if any of you got hurt because of me, I don't think I'd forgive myself. Not for any reason in particular, just that you guys are innocent in all of this.

..He seems like he can hold his own, but I still worry a bit. If he knows too much....But only because- we- you know, he'd be first for hiding me?

He awkwardly smiled at al as he realized he was just digging a deeper hole.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Innocent. Ha. We ran Gotham, there’s no innocence left after that. Unless you mean sexually, in which case… you can ask Rime about that.

As for going after Rime first, that’s why I suggest a preemptive strike. The secret society, big fancy threat people are surprisingly vulnerable to mail bombs. They expect vigilantes or gang warfare not death by FedEx.

[sir--macabre]

I do not want to ask him that at all thank you very much!

You know what? Fine, go risk it. Its the court of owls. I don't know what they actually are, but I know they're dangerous. They tried to make me a part of them, against my will mind you. They have freaky zombie things who don't stop until their target is dead. So goodluck.

[onceuponarime]

*suddenly a door in the freezer to another room opened up and Rime walked in chewing on a bag of cashews.*

“Ask who what? And what’s this about Owls?”

[sir--macabre]

NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING! and uhm- its- if you die its his fault!

[onceuponarime]

“Oh I’ve been telling Al that for years!” He said laughing. “But you said the Court of Owls? That’s who’s chasing you?”

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Hey, Rime, did you enjoy your date?

Court of owls. I’m sure Batman’s dealt with them before and the zombie things are called Talons. Barnaby sort of befriended one that went rogue or something. I know they had a thing about Nightwing but I don’t remember if that was our universe.

I think we should blow them up before they come after you.

[sir--macabre]

..please be careful. If they find out who did it, I'm not sure how pretty it'll be. Best case scenario is I'm the only one who dies.

[onceuponarime]

“No one is dying!”

[sir--macabre]

Thats..sweet. But theres really no telling what they'd do when they find me. I doubt they'll give me the easy out of just burning...

[onceuponarime]

“Dude Batman has fought them a dozen times. And we’ve kicked Batman’s ass before!…… mostly. By the transitive property of crime fighting we can’t lose!”

[sir--macabre]

Its hard for me to take your word for it, but I like your enthusiasm.

I'm still going to be scared.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

I’m sure you’ll feel better if you go on another date.

[sir--macabre]

IT WASN'T A DATE!

[onceuponarime]

Definitely not a date! But we should definitely do another heist. And it’s okay to be scared that’s why I’m here!

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Uh huh. Just a friendly bro-heist.

Keep on being brave for the only person you can safely touch without gloves. You’d be stupid not to take advantage of that.

[onceuponarime]

Times expression softened at Al

“I can do that….. I’m very good at being brave in the face of danger! Some might say stupidly!”

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

*Al walks over and gives Rime a hug, careful to keep his fingertips—his only exposed skin—from touching Rime’s skin*

I’ve said what I came here to say. Stay safe and we’ll be in touch about the Owls.

[sir--macabre]

*You return to the freezer to find Rime is gone and Al is sitting on a table. At least you assume it’s Al, his face is covered by a baclava and snow goggles with “Al” written on the forehead. He’s wearing a sleek single-piece jumpsuit that might be a repurposed wetsuit. There are hoses running up and down his body. He’s wearing fingerless gloves. There’s no sign of Barnaby or the machete. He is cleaning fingernail with a knife.*

So. Ivan, may I call you Ivan? What are your intentions towards our Rime? I noticed he took you on a larceny date.

- Gothamsrevolutionaryheretic

He was slightly confused, especially considering Al seemed to have been waiting for him the whole time he was out.

That...is my only name...so sure?

I don't have intentions? I'm honestly just hiding from- date??

He nearly choked once he registered what al had said, trying to disguise it as clearing his throat

We shoplifted some music equipment, I wouldn't call that a date. Don't be ridiculous! We just met, its not like anything happened in the what, two weeks I've been here?

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Uh huh. Rime usually goes for a big score, lots of money or serious tech. So if he went for music equipment, then it’s because you wanted to. He wouldn’t go small time for just anyone.

Also, I need the names and mailing addresses of the people you’re hiding from. A threat to you is now a threat to Rime and we can’t have that.

[sir--macabre]

That doesn't make it a date, I just wanted a guitar and he got a keyboard in the process. Doesn't mean anything at all.

...You really really don't want to get involved in that. Not unless you want to be their next victim. You underestimate just how dangerous they are, and from what I gather they've been here since the beginning.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Did you want it to mean something?

If they’ve been here that long then Batman has kicked their ass at least once. Maybe he just needs help finishing them off.

[sir--macabre]

Thats- none of your business! And the other thing is also none of your buisness, the less you know the better. If jack got hurt- I mean if any of you got hurt because of me, I don't think I'd forgive myself. Not for any reason in particular, just that you guys are innocent in all of this.

..He seems like he can hold his own, but I still worry a bit. If he knows too much....But only because- we- you know, he'd be first for hiding me?

He awkwardly smiled at al as he realized he was just digging a deeper hole.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Innocent. Ha. We ran Gotham, there’s no innocence left after that. Unless you mean sexually, in which case… you can ask Rime about that.

As for going after Rime first, that’s why I suggest a preemptive strike. The secret society, big fancy threat people are surprisingly vulnerable to mail bombs. They expect vigilantes or gang warfare not death by FedEx.

[sir--macabre]

I do not want to ask him that at all thank you very much!

You know what? Fine, go risk it. Its the court of owls. I don't know what they actually are, but I know they're dangerous. They tried to make me a part of them, against my will mind you. They have freaky zombie things who don't stop until their target is dead. So goodluck.

[onceuponarime]

*suddenly a door in the freezer to another room opened up and Rime walked in chewing on a bag of cashews.*

“Ask who what? And what’s this about Owls?”

[sir--macabre]

NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING! and uhm- its- if you die its his fault!

[onceuponarime]

“Oh I’ve been telling Al that for years!” He said laughing. “But you said the Court of Owls? That’s who’s chasing you?”

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Hey, Rime, did you enjoy your date?

Court of owls. I’m sure Batman’s dealt with them before and the zombie things are called Talons. Barnaby sort of befriended one that went rogue or something. I know they had a thing about Nightwing but I don’t remember if that was our universe.

I think we should blow them up before they come after you.

[sir--macabre]

..please be careful. If they find out who did it, I'm not sure how pretty it'll be. Best case scenario is I'm the only one who dies.

[onceuponarime]

“No one is dying!”

[sir--macabre]

Thats..sweet. But theres really no telling what they'd do when they find me. I doubt they'll give me the easy out of just burning...

[onceuponarime]

“Dude Batman has fought them a dozen times. And we’ve kicked Batman’s ass before!…… mostly. By the transitive property of crime fighting we can’t lose!”

[sir--macabre]

Its hard for me to take your word for it, but I like your enthusiasm.

I'm still going to be scared.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

I’m sure you’ll feel better if you go on another date.

[sir--macabre]

IT WASN'T A DATE!

[onceuponarime]

Definitely not a date! But we should definitely do another heist. And it’s okay to be scared that’s why I’m here!

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Uh huh. Just a friendly bro-heist.

Keep on being brave for the only person you can safely touch without gloves. You’d be stupid not to take advantage of that.

[onceuponarime]

Exactly! You and Barney did that all the time! Except you robbed banks!

[sir--macabre]

We've also only known eachother for a week, and its not healthy to rush into stuff like that. Not like it was anything remotely close to it.

[gothamsrevolutionaryheretic]

Whatever. Just remember not to rob a food cart. We want to stay on their good side.