Oswald Cobblepot

The Penguin

[mr-cobblepot]

Welcome to the club~

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@breadyeetking (the admin’s account)

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Okay, my Oswald will be a mix of how I see him and the Gotham TV show series he's based on and the Arkham verse (open to more media of this fat fuck)

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💌is gonna be used for whenever you wanna send in any headcanons you have about my ozzy

🐧⛓️is for if you want to talk to a younger Oz in Arkham or just Oz in Arkham. Whichever you prefer

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1 don’t be an asshole. Don’t be mean to other role players and no transphobia or homophobia I’m trans and bisexual, and I want this to be a safe place for LGBTQ people.

2. Please don’t ping me in a lot of things. Once or twice is okay, but the only reason I won’t respond is if I’m in school or other activities. DMS works best, though!

3 my DMs are open to role-play if you want. other rouges / ocs are fully welcomed!

4 NO NSFW I am a minor. Please no NSFW it makes me uncomfortable as hell. but dirty jokes and flirtiness are okay

5 have fun! This is a place where we’re supposed to have fun and have a good time.

[mr-cobblepot]

Ooc:

Ya boy has been watching the shit out of ink masters and now I’ve made a list in my head of which penguins have like a pinup on them. Because like out of all Batman villains it’s definitely Oz.

Has: Oz cobb 2022 (you know that pinup is nice too) comic Oz most likely 100%, later version of Gotham maybe like end of Gotham tv show where Batman is actually a thing…ignore how the pinup looks like riddled lol, telltale series if yall know ball he has one

NO: 1960s, Arkham games, I feel like most cartoon penguins don’t have one because of just their vibe.

There’s my list!!!

[mr-cobblepot]

Mr. Penguin? haha- Mr. Nygma told me to come find you. He said you could give me some advice for heists?

-@j0ker-jun0r

Don’t get caught, and don’t be dumb. If your obvious well your going to jail and all of Gotham will laugh at you.

Make sure you have a crew, can’t just do this stuff ya self kid.

And make sure YOU always have the biggest take of the score. Youse the boss you deserve it.

[hearts4leon]

Guys I just stumbled upon the best Riddler figure I've ever seen and I needed to share this before I forgot. My poor bank account but... to the collection he goes TwT

[mr-cobblepot]

[madcharlie77]

Happy Pride Month!

[thulium]

[gambitgambino]

@cenzi04 he wants that cookie so bad

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

another example of Jim Gordon's famous "homophobic glance-away"

[gambitgambino]

real (not fake) riddlebird comic cover ft. @cenzi04 's Penguin

can you believe it guys it's canon /j

[cenzi04]

OLD GOTHAM ART DUMP — (pt. 2)

Apparently I did make a few pieces of Nygmobblepot but they're kinda evil and doomed...this will offset all of my riddlebird fluff

I wasn't really tapped into Ed/Riddler as a character when I was watching, and I feel kinda bad that I didn't make any solo art of him... maybe now that I've finished the show I'll draw him properly fr

[waf7lee]

its over isnt it?

<:^(

[the-best-riddler]

Hello my dears. The Riddler~

I have returned from my short sabbatical after my great battle with the Batman with my latest creation, The riddle sharks!

Even though I lost and was returned to Arkham Asylum, I managed to smuggle in my phone so I could have something entertaining to do.

Especially considering I’m stuck in group therapy next to my ex…ugh, he’s so pathetic…

Anyway, please feel free to send me asks, perhaps it will serve as a good distraction from me stabbing a pencil in my ex’s throat…

@mr-cobblepot

[mr-cobblepot]

i am simply going to murder you, it won’t be romantic or charming or anything.

You absolute fool.

BUT BEFORE I KILL YOU! Im killing that stupid ex of yours.

[the-best-riddler]

Well, I technically kept my promise on not dying….

And and you’re simply too sweet darling~ but don’t waste your time and energy on him. He’s not worth it, seriously.

[mr-cobblepot]

I DONT BLOODY CARE YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT!

I have a few of my men in there…I could take care of him if he even thinks he’s better than you dove. Still upset at you though.

[the-best-riddler]

…I love you.

Also if you could check on the riddle bots and the riddle sharks, I would deeply appreciate it…

Trust me I can handle the likes of Arthur Brown, pathetic man child is all he is…

[mr-cobblepot]

I love you too dove.

Of course they’re doing fine I made sure…one of the riddle sharks did try to eat one of my men very funny absolute cinema as the children say.

Good, I love you again dove. Still have that loser though…

[penguinweek]

PROMPT IDEAS

Day 3: evasion

Gotham criminals require a lot of evasive tactics, from the GCPD, Batman, other rogues, or the IRS 😬 but Penguin is known to be a master tactician. Although maybe for #penguinweek the evasion is more subtle. Difficult questions, uncomfortable truths or unwanted feelings.

[mr-cobblepot]

Happy pride, my dear!! 🏳‍🌈🐧❤

Thank you darling, I hope you have a lovely and safe pride this year.

[the-best-riddler]

Hello my dears. The Riddler~

I have returned from my short sabbatical after my great battle with the Batman with my latest creation, The riddle sharks!

Even though I lost and was returned to Arkham Asylum, I managed to smuggle in my phone so I could have something entertaining to do.

Especially considering I’m stuck in group therapy next to my ex…ugh, he’s so pathetic…

Anyway, please feel free to send me asks, perhaps it will serve as a good distraction from me stabbing a pencil in my ex’s throat…

@mr-cobblepot

[mr-cobblepot]

i am simply going to murder you, it won’t be romantic or charming or anything.

You absolute fool.

BUT BEFORE I KILL YOU! Im killing that stupid ex of yours.

[the-best-riddler]

Well, I technically kept my promise on not dying….

And and you’re simply too sweet darling~ but don’t waste your time and energy on him. He’s not worth it, seriously.

[mr-cobblepot]

I DONT BLOODY CARE YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT!

I have a few of my men in there…I could take care of him if he even thinks he’s better than you dove. Still upset at you though.

[the-best-riddler]

Hello my dears. The Riddler~

I have returned from my short sabbatical after my great battle with the Batman with my latest creation, The riddle sharks!

Even though I lost and was returned to Arkham Asylum, I managed to smuggle in my phone so I could have something entertaining to do.

Especially considering I’m stuck in group therapy next to my ex…ugh, he’s so pathetic…

Anyway, please feel free to send me asks, perhaps it will serve as a good distraction from me stabbing a pencil in my ex’s throat…

@mr-cobblepot

[mr-cobblepot]

i am simply going to murder you, it won’t be romantic or charming or anything.

You absolute fool.

BUT BEFORE I KILL YOU! Im killing that stupid ex of yours.

[mr-cobblepot]

@the-best-riddler

Darling, do you like sharks? And totally unconnected, hypothetical question, how would you feel about sharks being in the Gotham harbor…? Again toootally hypothetical…

Edward…is there sharks in Gothams harbor? You sound as guilty as my men when they lie. Also yes I adore sharks, how could you forget about tiny? She’s just my baby as much as my other penguin babies

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward chuckles nervously, meanwhile the tv cuts to a live coverage of The Batman and GCPD fighting a large robotic as it eats the boat that they’re on*

Who me…?

(For reference, and also because I’m proud of how it turned out and I don’t know if you’ve seen my post about it yet)

[mr-cobblepot]

Edward…what in the actual FUCK am I looking at?! *oz was definitely amazed at seeing the shark. Ed had a beautiful mind, but there was other times when Oz was reminded oh yeah Ed was smart enough to build stuff like this.*…how, why and what the hell? It’s very beautiful but…I’m to old for this..

[the-best-riddler]

Umm…well…it might have started when I was binging watching a shark documentary…then later I broke into one of Luthor’s lexcorp labs…

*Edward taps his index claws together*

Things…might have gotten out of hand when I released the pack of them prematurely before I could finish training them…

[mr-cobblepot]

Oh well you stole from Lex good for you da-

*it seems to register in his brain when Edward mentions he didn’t train them*

EDWARD NYGMA IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! You? YOU MESSING UP?! Oh bloody hell your bumbling around like that clown! YOU ST- GAHHH!

*he stomps around slamming his cane down before hitting Edward on the head with it*

you absolute fool! Gosh! You’re the smartest man I know but you have this absolute monster and you don’t train them?! Unbelievable.

[the-best-riddler]

OW!!

*Edward rubs the top of his head*

I was going to finish training them, but there was only so many aquariums and pools I could steal from them to fit in! They were growing faster than I had originally designed them to…

*Edward looks at the tv, still rubbing the top of his head, and seeing Batman and the Gotham PD still fighting the one shark that was eating their boat, but were now being circled by similar metal dorsal fins*

Well…at least they’re still sticking together…

[mr-cobblepot]

your a man who can hack into anything without a care into the world. But oh geez you couldn’t idk use an aquarium at all? Who cares about the other fish in there.

*he huffed again looking at the tv before looking up at ed*

Oh geez, that’s fantastic.

[the-best-riddler]

Well…maybe that could’ve worked…

*Edward watches the TV, clearly fascinated by his creations*

I really outdid myself…

[mr-cobblepot]

*oz slowly turns his head to stare at him*

You know…I’m gonna end up calling you Frankenstein. Because you’re brilliantly smart.

And so stupid.

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward gives him a side eye look, huffing*

Birdy, can I please just borrow one of your boats?

I know they will respond to me, they just got a bit…excited with all the new room.

[mr-cobblepot]

I-Edward those are sharks, mechanical! They are eating that boat like no other! You could hurt yourself my love!

*he seems really hesitant before waddling away and he comes back with a set of Keys. Boat keys.*

Be safe and don’t be stupid.

[the-best-riddler]

*Edward grins taking the keys, but not before giving Oswald a kiss*

You worry too much dear~ they’re my creations and they recognize me as their creator.

*Edward turns to head out, jingling the keys*

I’ll be back before you know it, Birdy~!

[mr-cobblepot]

*oz lets out a squawk in surprise before waving off Edward.*

Yeah yeah..don’t die darling I’ll be pissed.