marisol

22 | she/they | my favorite hobby is getting queerbaited AO3: marisolll

[skintyfiia]

hilson from a few weeks ago

[lesbianmoony]

parallels <3

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. two images, the first a post by ijaazat that reads "you're in a car with a beautiful boy and he won't call you the f slur, but he wants to" and the second a screenshot from house MD of house and wilson in a car while house says "my ring tone for you is dancing queen, by abba". end I.D.]

[grapevine-w1nery]

did dps yesterday, doing house this time

– vic

[occultbooks]

texting my sister

[bigdreamsnobrain]

he was born in 1969 these comments are a risk to his health

[starlightseraph]

i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.

house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.

no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.

[delciats]

"Hilson is canon" I say into the mic. the crowd cheers. I begin to walk off the stage with pride. a voice breaks through. "he’s wrong." I turn around and there he is. Robert Sean Leonard himself

[blondepw]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at performing shakespeare

[kellinrk800]

Full bromance tv guide interview btw :3

[polystyrenequeen]

robert sean leonard after a hard day’s work of making intense meaningful eye contact with another man and giggling softly to himself: god why does everything have to be about the homos these days

[unimatrix-581]

[notnov8or]

house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever

[tinylilvalery]

hey guys what ht eufkc is goin on in this episode

[cickyart]

[thirstforsalt]

Someone commented on a fic “did you ever notice House lets Wilson be cruel and Wilson lets House be gentle” and now I need to lie down for thirty years

[rabinovitch]

house bingo card/drinking game for you and your most mentally ill friends

[starlightseraph]

wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.

he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.

he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.

rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.