thirst for salt

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[holespoles]

Haruka Kawakami

かわかみはるか

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

This comes one day after the archive changed their status to “Omega” for April Fools’ Day.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Claim your badge

[elikaruna]

what if i

[transformativeworks]

For all the folks who have been begging pleading asking for these in the inbox - behold. User @elikaruna is here to save you.

The instructions on adding such things to your AO3 profile are in the news post (at the bottom) - just replace the url in the example with the url of whichever other thing you are putting there. And probably change the alt text.

[imaginingfromtheblock]

I have wasted the last 24 hours arguing with people across multiple twitter accounts about the vulture fujo article while literally being IN ANTARCTICA and if that isn't the most Me™ thing ever idk what is

[alonewildbird]

they should invent a me that can do things

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[scary-ivy]

Baby's first rotating blorbos

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Y’all are great I love y’all

[tineid]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

[iridiumphoenix]

I can't believe November is almost over. What's next, December?? Thank god there aren't any months after that

[worstgirleva]

[depsidase]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[shadoedseptmbr]

Strike's on.

[genginger]

No date on the grapic so I'll confirm this is as of today, Thursday November 13, 2025.

[podfixx]

‘I’m so excited and I just can’t help it, I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!’

Please join me for the most wonderful story from @mia-ugly.  Characterisation is to DIE for and I had the most fun with my clothes on in a long, long time!!

[mia-ugly]

I cannot stand how excited I am about this!

@podfixx is an artist and a genius and a lovely, gorgeous person besides, and I can’t thank them enough for making this thing I wrote so much much better. God, I could listen to them read a phone book and be entranced.

[thealogie]

My favorite thing about the gilded age is when Cynthia Nixon was like “hey my friend is kind of unemployed can he come play with us?” and then Robert Sean Leonard showed up did to the Boston accent what Michael Sheen did to the mid-century midwestern accent and went “cough cough I’m Robert Sean Leonard. I’m your love interest and I’m gonna have to die it’s what I do best” and then he died

[thealogie]

It’s so important to me how IMMEDIATELY he died. He was like nuh-uh you’re not tricking me into a real job with a regular 6 am call time looool

[thealogie]

The gif makers have gotten their hands on the Macbeth bootleg. The Merrily proshot will have a theatrical release. Michael Sheen double headlining two plays for the welsh national theatre and dragging RTD into with him. We were never gone but we’re back in unprecedented ways.

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios