@gothicgumshoe - Tumblr Blog

For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

treecitysessions

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

#NPD torture ritual #hey can you not be busy haha #and shower me with gifts haha #at least like a card explaining your adoration and thankfulness for me #and treat me like the world revolves around me or whatever #if not that's fine i'll just have a month long internal crashout #you don't actually love me btw i've decided

butch-pilot

does anyone like weird emo loser butches who find it hard to flirt or even maintain eye contact, but can ramble to you for hours about the stuff they like

yes i do get an absolutely heart eyes goofy ass smile on my face any time that girl sends me a selfie but please be advised that my goofy ass heart eyes smile is actually extremely dominant and masculine and impressive and not at all "pathetic" as some might have you believe

#me #unfortunately my girl is the one calling me pathetic #yay <3

olderbootbutch

Don't forget to kiss your butch one million times all over their face and tell them they did a good job. This is essential nutrients for our growing muscles.