I love coming up with truly inconsequential headcanons for my faves based on absolutely nothing but pure vibes. Like, I feel like Logan would viscerally hate mayonnaise. The taste, texture, smell, like it all makes him just gag. I also feel like Wade would love mayo and thickly glob it on every sandwich he makes, much to Logan's disgust. Do NOT even think about giving him Miracle Whip, he'll shoot you.









