The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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The Stonewall Inn
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starting a sideblog for all ed stuff because my friends follow my main blog and i need somewhere to vent. my main blog is exquisiteshit so if you see that blog following you, its just me
if you’re in recovery or don’t have an ed, don’t follow.
don’t report, just block please
Yohji Yamamoto autumn/winter 1999
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I’m living y’all’s dream rn
i am! obsessed! with this book from the late ming dynasty about scams to watch out for (esp. if you are a traveling merchant). this guy is like, there ARE immortals who can survive without food but you WILL NOT encounter them because they live alone in the mountains and don't talk to anyone. if a monk comes to your house and claims to not need to eat, it's probably because he's secretly eating human fetuses, or something. eunuchs are invariably corrupt and the court system is useless. however, do NOT try to bribe anyone for a better SAT result for your idiot failson; this never works. nuns WILL try to seduce your wife into cheating on you. if your idiot failson does really badly on the SAT, make sure to have his father's remains buried somewhere with A+ fengshui; this is Guaranteed to work (unless your wife is cheating on you).
oh yeah and ofc there's the classic pretending-a-cow-is-the-reincarnation-of-your-deceased-mother scam. watch out for that one
answers to frequently asked questions:
the book is "The Book of Swindles" (i'm reading the columbia university press abridged edition)
its actually not the SAT its the civil service exams but like. same difference
yes it IS unhinged and you SHOULD read it
I need to know. What is the reincarnated cow mom scam?
found the english translation in a search.
buddhist monk encounters a friendly cow that likes to lick people when they are sweaty (salt)
monk drenches self in brine
monk goes to cow's owner, claims the cow is the reincarnation of his deceased mother who was insufficiently devout, proves it by the cow having 'affection' for him like that between a mother and a son (licking his face profusely)
monk asks to buy the cow at half price but has no money (due to being monk), owner is so moved that he gives the monk the cow
monk now has a free cow (this is where I thought it would end) - fattens it up and has it slaughtered, sells half the meat and turns the other half to jerky, which he keeps hidden in his robes.
monk encounters a wealthy man and visits him at his house.
monk claims to be the spiritual brother of the wealthy man in a past life and that the wealthy man has been reincarnated as a human because he was too attached to the mortal world. monk claims that he has knowledge of past lives through being extremely devout and that he has been fasting for three years, consuming only hot water or clear tea. 'proves' this by fasting for another month at the wealthy man's house (by secretly eating the jerky).
Convinces the wealthy man that to show devotion he should give away a large sum of money for the monk to deliver to a holy man building a hermitage. Monk absconds with half the money.
people on here interacting with neil gaiman is so. ur like this cannot possibly a real human being off anon!!! sitting down typing out an ask like that knowing the creator of the work will see it. and then ur like well dont be an asshole maybe it's just a 14 year old engaging in fandom for the first time! but then u click on the blog to see its a 35 year old actual real adult who went hello mister GAYman (hihihaha) thank u so much for making my coffeeshop au background relationship / rarepair endgame / slow burn true love sunshine sunshine protector dynamics of my dreams come true! u really had crowley say SMUT 👍🥳🤣🙌 but why was there conflict :/sometimes people argued and???? was that really necessary??? pls tell me rn that this is in fact a happy ending fic scenario otherwise I will have to kill myself immediately in exceedingly violent fashion and it will be ur fault (if michael sheen and david tennant don't kiss again in s3 u will feel my wrath. i know ur home address) anyways. are u aware of the omegaverse trope 😜 just blink twice if that is something we can look forward to in s3 😝😂🤭 also crowley wore different clothes during different episodes?? is that a continuity error?? or will that be explained in a3?
I'm licherally not exaggerating not even a lil bit
Roberto Bolle & Coco Rocha as Romeo & Juilet in “Love of a lifetime”, photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue US, December 2008.
Alberto Rizzo - Dresses by Giorgio Sant’Angelo (Harper’s Bazaar 1969)
don't talk to me I'm doing hot girl shit
me: *binges for a week while trying to convince myself that i'm in recovery*
balancing depression and ed is so hard like everyone else is exercising to burn extra calories but i can’t even get out of bed to shower lol
haven't been on here in a while
since ive started high restricting my weight loss has sloweeeed to a crawl but tbh i do feel better
it's just annoying, at this rate it'll take me for fucking ever to get to my gw
Remaining on this hellhole of a site into ur late 20’s is terrifying because ur watching cycles repeat themselves and watching new baby versions of ur self be birthed and then wither. All of u are college aged anorexics reblogging other anorexics, Snejana candids, pseudodeep quotes, and Lolitacore rebranded as coquette. You even have ur own Shmegeh, that one girl who posts “ironic” photos of herself just smoking cigs while severely malnourished and dressing like 2005 era models. In 10 years u will be me and ur Gigi Hadid will be my Gemma Ward and the iPad babies will have come to maturity and will be reblogging some new blonde waif as Gigi ages into obscurity and u age into obscurity and I continue to age into more obscurity. None of us were ever as unique as we thought we were. Anyway please go to therapy, love u xx
