Evil Lesbian Lardo

jae • 33 • he/they • korean/white • lesbian check please sideblog

[gothlesbianlardo]

🖤about🖤

I’m jae, he/they, and I’m an agender lesbian who loves lardo, ranzimbits, and almost every wlw pairing

🖤other blogs🖤

main: lesbianfeyskye

simblr: fangoriasims

🖤important notes🖤

I will block you if you are racist, fatphobic, transphobic, ableist, a zionist (especially if you claim to be “neutral”) or a proshipper

I’m neutral about kent (I also have a soft spot for pb&j) but I do frequently block hardcore kent/p!mms stans especially ones who hate bitty

I also block kent stans I see in other media I’m into cuz I don’t wanna feel discomfort and anger in a space that makes me happy but also cuz I’m petty [note: I block from my main blog]

I’m barely active on here but will pop up if I feel like it + I am more active on my main

[gothlesbianlardo]

wish I could block anonymous writers on ao3

specifically the one fic about lardo being sexualized by the samwell coaches cuz every time I see it I’m filled with rage

EDIT: worse the fic doesn’t even have an explicit sexual assault warning what the fuck???

[gothlesbianlardo]

wh*skdex seems like a racist ship to me… or maybe it’s the people who ship them 🤔

[gothlesbianlardo]

tomodachi life demo is so fun I made lardo and camilla yuri 💕

[omgcheckplease]

Howdy. 👋

Not only will there be a new volume of CHECK, PLEASE! in the works...

But CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE will be...

…THE YEAR OF THE FROG. 🐸 🏒 ✨

Below, find a summary of what the newest volume of CHECK, PLEASE! will have to offer… highs, lows, and a whole new SMH!!

Samwell mens hockey’s favorite baker—and championship-winning senior captain—has graduated! How will the team survive? Problems abound as their new captain, Dex, learns that the effortless balance Bitty maintained on the team isn’t as easy as it looks. Then, ultra-aloof Nursey must finally drop his “chill” and get vulnerable in a senior poetry seminar. And to make matters worse, Chowder faces the dreaded ‘SSGS’ and is having the worst season of his college career. But when change arrives at Samwell hockey, it not only threatens to rip the team apart, but could destroy Dex, Nursey, and Chowder’s friendship forever. Before they graduate, to save their team and themselves, the three seniors must come together and ask the question: ‘What does Samwell hockey mean to you?’

I can’t reveal any more spoilers, but I’ll leave you with that question—what does Samwell hockey mean to you? Look out for more Check, Please! news in the months to come!

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[gothlesbianlardo]

not to talk about heated rivalry on here but why are people drawing shane with pink nipples? 🤨

I KNOW why obviously (it’s whitewashing) but why are they the same color as ilya’s it’s very clear in the show that shane has brown nipples!!!

[gothlesbianlardo]

I’m sensing you guys are ignoring that hollander is half-asian 🤨

“au where jack is hollander” JACK IS A WHITE MAN!!!!

[gothlesbianlardo]

was reminded of a wlw camilla fic where she and her love interest would brag about their own tits cuz the writer clearly doesn’t know how to write queer women (or women in general) and now I’m mad 😠

[omgpostsplease]

Jack tries to watch heated rivalry.

[zimbits-my-love]

Sadly haven't drawn them recently, but enjoy a doodle <3

[omgcheckplease]

[gothlesbianlardo]

once I’m done writing this vent fic I’ve had in mind since forever I am never touching the check please tag on ao3 (and on here) again cuz every time I do all I see is either fandom racism or anti-bitty bullshit

also my friends say that I deserve better than to torture myself and they are right

[gothlesbianlardo]

hey… can you guys not use traumatic real life events as a plot for your white faves (especially when victims of said event were queer folks of color) to react to in your fics? it’s weird and disrespectful.

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another jckprse infidelity fic?

damn… looks like we gotta kill these men, bitty…

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seeing people equate jack being fat as a kid to being ugly/a major flaw is really fatphobic and I think their love for “dad bod” jack is fake

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you ever read a wlw fic and it has the most offensive and shallow portrayal of wlw and women you’ve ever read + it’s very obvious that the writer has never written fics about women cuz they only view them as sexual objects for the cishet male gaze?

also there’s a “everyone is a little autistic” line in the same fic and as an autistic agender lesbian that shit comes off as very ableist 😬

[bittysplaylist]

in love: yes. sweaty: also yes