Goth Pizza Roll

welcome to the thunder dome

[joelsdagger]

the only thing that should be making my tmj worse is joel’s ginormous cock and not the bag of gummy bears i’m fucking up rn

[fadeintoyou1993]

reading fanfic in bed is one of the best things that could happen to a person

[ashe-infinite]

he would treat me right (he's fictional and sometimes dead in the source material)

[uss-moonveil]

He just a fictional character to YOU. I happen to know him personally

[stellamarielu]

girls will say “this healed me” and it’s just pedro pascal’s massive biceps on jimmy kimmel

[ushimimihandjobs-deactivated202]

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[hotvampireadjacent]

How do you feel about vampires

horny. next question.