You've Been Warned.

I'm sorry you decided to look at my blog, and witness the sad story of what I think is amusing on Tumblr. Please, save your tears until the end. :) thank you and we appreciate your cooperation.

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

[gothunicornz-blog]

i read that three times to understand it--

[meanplastic]

[lagonegirl]

[bisexualwario]

[powerjock]

Nicole is going to steal your fucking organs

[straightboyfriend]

[shittyidea]

Flip your condoms inside out when you’re done to get twice the use

[common-lockscreens]

// lockscreens // 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 reblog or like if you save

[naprasno]

[onecaramelise]

I love you nugget

❤️❤️❤️

[nottooldforthisship]

[lock-screens]

true friends//bmth

[sparklinglcks]

melanie martinez lyrics lockscreens

like this post if u save

[zechv]

look how big i look here

[gothunicornz-blog]

that seems like the caption for a dick pick

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[lameborghini]

someone tell me to write my got damn paper already 

[gothunicornz-blog]

write your got damn paper already

[avbreyplaza]

my aesthetic: bitchy looking girl walking around campus that is actually blasting 1d in her headphones

[wheremyshrimps]

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

[bigshrimpass]

a krilling spree

[wheremyshrimps]

no it’s fucking murder