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I swear to god if I come back to the horny blog just to write about pegging and overstimulating the fuckin HVAC gijinka man, I will SCREAM
mirror —ghost
—summary: The summer heat has you slipping between sleep and reality. Something not-so corporeal helps you cool off.
—warnings: ghost x human, monsterfucking, piv sex, mirror sex (technically), creampie, dubcon/somnophilia.
—word count: 1,3k
—a/n: no thoughts just horny. also on AO3
The best thing about living alone, you’ve come to realize, is the privacy. You’re free to do whatever: take your time in the bathroom in the morning or whenever you want, spend an eternity soaking in the claw-footed tub this house came with, walk around your home in the skimpiest clothing imaginable (not only does it help to beat the summer heat, it also (technically) leaves you less laundry to do), splay out on your king-sized bed in a starfish position, limbs akimbo, drag the full-length mirror in your bedroom in front of your bed and stare at the way any dildos you own get swallowed up by your greedy cunt.
No point in wondering why the last owner was in such a rush to get rid of it; so much so that he accepted well below market price for a freshly renovated, fully-furnished house with a moderate backyard in a relatively safe neighborhood.
The longer this heatwave lasts, the skimpier your clothes get. There’s barely any fabric to cling to your constantly sweat-slick skin by this point, just a tiny skirt hiked so far up your bare skin touches the wooden chairs when you sit and a shirt that’s more spaghetti straps than torso. The huge, double-door fridge is a reprieve, cool air billowing out and caressing your heated skin. It almost feels like a genuine caress, like someone’s cool hands sliding down your body.
Bout to be real gay on here, but I saw some post by this dude that was like "Aren't y'all tired of seeing Megan Thee Stallion twerk?"
No. Nope. I sure as fuck am not because I forget how goddamn gorgeous this woman is until I see her somewhere online. I go "damn" every time I see her shake some ass. Are you gonna take that from the masses, dude?
Thinking about sex toys but they’re living plants…
Venus flytraps that were genetically modified to have tongues that go so deep inside you
Tulip flower where it’s flowery insides are sticky with a new type of pollen that resembles cum
Cactus plants that were modified so instead of sharp spikes they have bumps that feel so good going in and out of your hole
Lily of the valleys whos small white bulbs suck on your skin n clit so well
Sunflowers whose seeds contain aphrodisiacs
Ivy/vine plants that have a hive mind and all they want is you
.
if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow
Reblog to edge a vampire
The end of online privacy
Now, this isn't something I usually post about from my silly goofy k1nk account (reminder to minors to not follow or scroll this acount).
But I have more followers on here than main, and this is extremely important. Like, scary shit.
This applies to everyone. If you're reading this? It's going to effect you.
I'm sure perhaps some of you have seen around about a this thing going around... KOSA, is one of the ways it's being referred to.
If this shit passes, lemme tell you...
LGBTQ+ adults and minors seeking help and community,
people looking for abortions,
people organizing protests,
anyone using their free speech to voice concerns about injustices,
even FAN ARTISTS...
Even people reading fan fiction...
And for the purposes of where I'm posting from... people sharing and enjoying their k1nks, wanting to post things with safety and privacy... smut artists and writers, people even LOOKING for smut...
It's all gone. No privacy.
They'll have your face, your name, your age, where you live.
You'll need an ID to use any US-based platform, even if you're NOT in the United States.
Instead of dooming, here's what you can do to stop this shit in it's tracks 👍
Here is a website where you can sign a letter just by filling out a form, (it takes less than 30 seconds) and where you can call reps.
I HIGHLY suggest leaving calls if you're able, and if you have phone shyness, do this after 6pm, since it will leave messages instead.
I'm shy, but I did it!
Here's another letter to sign, takes less than 20 seconds.
Here is a form you can fill out sharing how the social media has POSITIVELY effected you.
Share all of this with as many people as you can. Our safety, freedom, joy, and protection online is at risk more than ever.
(Here is the thread where I found all of this information.)
STAY SAFE!
The woodland fae you stumbled upon while exploring the forest had tricked you out of your name. It made you pledge yourself to serve it for a year and a day. You never expected that by "serve" it meant to steal you away from your bed every night to spend hours in debauchery before sending you home covered in bite marks and scratches. Your thighs sticky with its seed.
i think we, as a collective, could stand to talk more about the breathy almost incomprehensible moans of, “thank you for using me thank you for using me thank you for using your toy” that stream out of a pretty things mouth while it gets railed.
idk just sayin. we could stand to.
God I love the way it feels when a girl is wet
Love the way it slides over my fingers, that obscene texture I can't describe. The velvety softness inside, the way it feels when I push just a little further inside. Love the warmth that seeps into my hand
I want to drag my fingertips over your inner walls, want to ghost over that lovely spot that makes you scream, want to slowly rub my thumb over your clit while I finger you into oblivion
I want to coax you to your brink, want to hold down your hips and squeeze and grasp all the softest parts of you that I can reach. I want to hear how your breath hitches, how that stuttered moan leaves your lips, I want to see and feel you squirm beneath me. I want to hear you beg me for mercy because god you want it, you need it, please please please yes
I think horror directors need to realize they’ll never make vampires truly scary. you make the most disgusting, grotesque vampire and there will always be at least one person out there that will find that vampire fuckable
i love asking "is this ok?" when i know full well he likes what i'm doing to him so all he can say is a breathy, open mouthed "uh huh" in response
it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it
THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS.
Doms should be expressive and emotive while fucking someone, they should moan and whimper and growl and make whatever noises of pleasure they like, reblog if you agree
i NEED to make out with a woman while i sit in her lap and let her grope me and tug on my panties until i’m whimpering and there’s spit stringing between us
I need me some more alien/ human lady smut thats not oviposition. Like this is not telling enybody what to do. I love you all. But like pregnancy is such a like not hot thing to me. And also I then have to learn that the sexy alien Ive been railing just wants me for my womb like that hurts my feelings.
This is not about Subnautica btw. Theres exactly zero oviposition in those fics and its great. This also dosent really apply to full things with plots and stuff. Im talking about full oneshot pornography.