a lot of things bother me but idc its whatever

[frank--enstein]

[wordsnquotes]

…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.

J.D. Salinger,  Franny and Zooey (via wordsnquotes)

[antiandrogen]

water sign: just be honest with me, i dont need you to spare my feelings i just want the truth

me: *is honest with them*

water sign:

[drowning-instars]

April 27, 2016 Rialto, Ca IAmTheCoffin 📦

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

open your fucking eyes

[vuelosola]

I hate how Spaniards speak… The fuck is a corathon

[angeljaw]

i m choKing

[bob-belcher]

[oitnbgifs]

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[gwenmaysie-deactivated20201008]

Joyce Manor // Christmas Card

[topherchris]

[gouyen-dahteste]

Cashier: can't scan a broken barcode on a product

Millennial: oh no shall I get a new one??

baby boomer: I guess it's free ha ha ha!!!!

[gouyen-dahteste]

sei bella e mi manchi

Mi manchi anche tu Becca

[straightfaxx]

If you haven’t read the books

You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick

Ron was actually a Prefect

Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch

Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination

Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry

Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child

Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin

Lily was actually a few months older than James

While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself

Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it

Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank 

The Potters’ had a cat

Harry got  miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday

Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’

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whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via keamikardashian)

[nick-avallone]

pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer