buckle up

this blog is wild start to finish

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[straightfaxx]

Tbh the most unrealistic thing in Harry Potter is that Harry became an Auror and not a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts

[fanonical]

mcgonagall: is it a bird?

mcgonagall: is it a plane?

mcgonagall: no, it’s potter, what the fuck?

[straightfaxx]

Okay so just now, at 6 minutes to midnight on a Saturday night, I realised, I’m going to fckn UNIVERSITY IN A WEEK and I am STRESSING OUT MY BOX like where do I sit in the lecture hall? What if the other folk don’t like me? What if I fall down the steps in the lecture hall and make an idiot out of myself? Oh no why did I even WANT to go to Uni?????

[straightfaxx]

Update: two days into term, it’s solid, but I couldn’t have imagined it any better

[straightfaxx]

Further update: It’s week 9 of Uni and I want to die :)))

[straightfaxx]

Okay so another update: it is now like the end of week 6 in semester 2, for my December exams I got AABC, and if that got your hopes up then I’m sorry because 6 weeks into the 2nd semester and I actually don’t have a clue about ANYTHING we’ve done so far in this 6 weeks wtf

[straightfaxx]

prequels >>> sequels

change my mind

[jannieka394]

Avengers during diner

Tony: could you say dinners prayer, Peter?

Peter parker: of course

Peter parker: father, son, holy ghost.

Head, shoulders, knees and toes-

[straightfaxx]

women who wear high heels every day and whose feet arent ripped to shreds by them are a master race idc

[inactivewriteractivereader-deac]

why do I have the feeling you're about to kill so many people tomorrow?

what if i told you i wasn’t planning on killing anyone tomorrow?

[straightfaxx]

[straightfaxx]

okay lemme clear something up for you

JUST BECAUSE an A in America is of a higher percentage than it is in the UK does NOT mean it’s harder???? At all????????

my friend David and I are doing the same uni course, only difference is he’s doing in in Georgia on a year abroad, and I’m doing it in Edinburgh, yeah? David is currently sitting on straight A’s, not because he’s a genius, but because the things they’re doing this year, in first year of Uni, we both did in high school. 2 years ago

when David comes back to Edinburgh next year, he’s not going to be allowed into second year, he’s going to have to redo first year because THAT’S how different American education standards are 

so DONT come at me with your “my average is your A” bullshit 

[straightfaxx]

“does my maths lecturer get fucking paid extra for overcomplicating shit or is she just as asshole” an autobiography by me

[moonclairvoyant]

Me showing up at Marvel Studios wondering what the hell all that was about

[straightfaxx]

Draco: you think you're so important, the mighty Harry Potter

Harry: you're just jealous because Harry be Pottering like

Harry: *dabs*

Draco: what

Draco: what did that even mean

[straightfaxx]

Okay so just now, at 6 minutes to midnight on a Saturday night, I realised, I’m going to fckn UNIVERSITY IN A WEEK and I am STRESSING OUT MY BOX like where do I sit in the lecture hall? What if the other folk don’t like me? What if I fall down the steps in the lecture hall and make an idiot out of myself? Oh no why did I even WANT to go to Uni?????

[straightfaxx]

Update: two days into term, it’s solid, but I couldn’t have imagined it any better

[straightfaxx]

Further update: It's week 9 of Uni and I want to die :)))

[universemarvel]

Marvel: Loki is dead.

Me, an intellectual:

[smol-bean-buchanan]

peter: hi, my name is peter parker and i’ll be auditioning for the role of “avenger”

tony: no, that’s not how-

peter: and today i’ll be singing the greatest song from the greatest band of this generation: “all star” by smash mouth

tony: pete, this isn’t-

steve, holding up his hand: no wait, let him finish

[wizards]

james: 2 years ago today, i married my best friend

james: lily is still mad about it but me and sirius were drunk and thought it was funny so

[ranged-frm-x2w-blog]

*Tony locks himself in his room*

Stephen: Come on out Tony, you can’t keep doing this

Tony(defiantly): Yes I can

Stephen: I’ll listen to you rant

Tony:

Tony: Ok