Which Government Agency?

They/Them | @centers-for-disease-control

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Welcome to the Cringe Fail Pathetic Idiot Loser Government agency bracket. This is a bracket being run by @centers-for-disease-control to find the most cringe fail pathetic idiot loser government agency. Unfortunately, the options are limited so some government agencies that may deserve a place on this bracket are not present.

TSA vs USPS

BIA vs BOP

US Military vs AUS DHA

CDC vs UK Monarchy

Police vs NHS

DMV vs Secret Service

DHHS vs ED

DPS vs ICE

CIA vs UK HO

Bundeswehr vs NASA

HUAAC vs MDA

IRS vs SCOTUS

DHS vs DOT

DOD vs NACA

Amtrak vs CSIS

OSHA vs FBI

Polls will be posted on April 21st at 9:30 AM EST. The first round will run for a week.

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Time for round two!

TSA vs BOP

US Military vs UK Monarchy

Police vs Secret Service

ED vs ICE

CIA vs Bundeswehr

HUAC vs SCOTUS

DHS vs DOD

CSIS vs FBI

The plan is that the polls with be post on May 5th at 9:30 AM EST.

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Fed

I mean, I have worked for the government before, but I don't currently.

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I hope you're doing well!

I am, I just have had an incredibly busy year

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It's been a little over a year since the conclusion of the original bracket, and in the intervening time I've become an employee of the USPS lmao. Perhaps it was destiny

The prophesy hath fortold

[centers-for-disease-control]

Is this data totally invalid due to the extreme sampling bias? Yeah.

Am I still going to make a poll seeing how many of y’all are queer because Staff’s numbers sound incredibly off knowing the people who I know have Tumblr IRL? Yeah!

Are you queer?

Yes

No

Unsure

Voting ended onSep 5, 2023

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Ignore the fact that I disappeared for like 3 months, we are making fun of staff!

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when you coming back, Mx. Government?

When life decides to give me time to actually do stuff.

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 3: HAUNTED CALLIE CALAMARI DOLL THAT DRINKS ALL YOUR PEPSI AND CALLS YOU A BITCH (ebay) VS TIBBY (meow)

FIGHT

haunted callie calamari doll that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch

tibby

Voting ended onMay 4, 2023

[ospreyonthemoon]

You people don't like her??? Bibby my baby???

Bibby????

This baby is the weight of less than one head of lettuce and is so so soft.

She will never drink your pepsi

She will never call you that

She will yell at you like "a!" And sit on your lap and melt your skin off.

Shes a little baby girl! Vot for my little bibby.

She didn't survive a hip operation to be knocked out by a mean doll. She's not mean. She's lovely and full of love for you.

@character-of-all-time

[ospreyonthemoon]

I am gifting you with bibby beans. This is a bribe. Vote for baby girl

[corrupt-officials-brawl]

welcome to corrupt officials brawl, where all your least favorite government officials can fight! Inspired by @goverment-agency-bracket

I am your mod [insert name of your choosing here], and please use he/xe pronouns for me

some ground rules:

Real people are allowed (dead or alive), and this is not limited to just real people so characters as well, the only things not allowed are controversial fandoms

if a submissions funny enough I’ll include it even if it isn’t a government official (ex: guy from my school who started a country)

Contestants will be chosen of off if I feel like it, if they’re funny, how often they’re submitted, or how good the reasoning is

bracket will be seeded to the best of my ability

the amount of people in the bracket is decided by how many you guys submit

some characters with automatic entry’s:

Ben Chang (community)

Donald trump

Gov (wttt, he’ll probably get knocked of first round but idgaf he inspired this)

guy from my school who started a country

McCarthy

Nixon

Ford

Raegan

Jesse Helms

Newt Gingrich

Kissinger

let the games begin!

If corruption had a definition it would be them

Fuck these bitches

Idk who to tag for exposure ima be fr with you guys

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YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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I’m thinking of running a blog similar to this one but focused on corrupt government officials— would it be fine if I do that and @ you in the intro post? (If not just ignore this ask)

I am absolutely fine with that! That sounds like a fun poll. You should do it to see who is going to the guillotine first

[goverment-agency-bracket]

Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration)

FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

Amtrak

CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

DOD (Department of Defense)

NACA (National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Pathetic Idiot Loser Government Agency?

DHS (Department of Homeland Security)

DOT (Department of Transportation)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

IRS (Internal Revenue Service)

SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

HUAC (House Un-American Activities Committee)

MDA (Missile Defense Agency)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

Bundeswehr (German Armed Forces)

NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Which is the most Cringe Fail Idiot Pathetic Loser Government Agency?

CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)

UK HO (United Kingdom Home Office)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023