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had to draw some bloodymary mermaid au

close ups under the cut vv

I got attached to the stupid rocks and they are plaguing my every thought. Mr Grace your support group for shitty eridians is keeping me in a chokehold. Featuring Big Steppa's love for human tradition of wearing shoe (made of xenonite)

Fun facts about Big Steppa and HUH: Big Steppa does have the usual middle joint in their legs and arms, they're just very stiff so Steppa prefers to not go ham on the joints unless necessary (and or if the bit requires it). That results in them hitting the Monty Python wobble

And HUH has her whole frontal half of the face area missing. She's okay physically, just her echolocation is much stronger as nothing obstructs it. Deals with it like a champ on the daily but her ass hated Grace's flailing the first few times he did it

adsurgitvagus

Ryland Grace Erid apology tour (Huh forgave him instantly. he still hasn't recovered tho). Also please don't mind me I posted it at 4 am at first

Based on this specific comment:

adsurgitvagus

Dawg look at my fucking eridians we're failing Mr. Grace's class

Shitty eridians ensemble: Blair and Skittle (@treesaplingtwig), Elvis (@lewadny), Coffy Table (@vampirejuno), Dent (@idiotjae), Tire (@kaiiaii), Hardtack (@pineappical) + bonus round of HUH and Big Steppa

synthyk

Rocky: I just brought home an alien that I met in space. It found the solution for the star-sickness and sacrificed its ability to go home just to make sure our planet would live. We owe it a great debt and need to prioritize keeping it alive, as it is a very delicate being compared to-

The science team:

Rocky, not willing to share: No hope for you even at all

scarlct-vvitch

grace tries really hard to not play favorites with his eridian students (obviously) but one day he lets it slip that "teacher's pet" is a thing on earth but he's like haha i dont do that, i dont have favorites :) and the students are like okay. bet. we will Make You Pick One. and the next day 30+ baby eridians all show up with elaborate gifts trying to win his favoritism and all of them are so beautiful that grace gets so overwhelmed he just starts crying on the spot

tallowandport

I have seen glimpses of phm Ryland Grace being turned/reborn/made into an eridian to extend his life or some-such-similar-reason.

And I propose.

Since Eridian brains seem better with memory and such.

(I wonder if, because their brains are basically a big crystal, the reason their memory is so good is because it literally gets carved into the crystal so they can revisit it whenever with no problem.)

Imagine they manage to basically transfer Grace's consciousness into crystal brain into Eridian body.

and suddenly Grace is one of the smartest bitches on Erid (not that he wasn't already smart, or that the Eridians didn't already view him as smart, but now they have an easier way to comprehend how smart he is) because he no longer has the feeble flaws of a human brain with it's weird memory and stuff.

Rocky when Grace is human: This is my very smart, squishy alien friend.

Rocky when Grace becomes an Eridian and can finally properly chatter about Science: holy shit, Grace is a very smart fucking Nerd.