I wanted to be an Ornithologist

1994 - chronically ill queer from Tennessee. he/him nonbinary/transmasc

[synthyk]

Dan to my internet friends, Kells to my IRL friends!

⭐ Twitter • AO3 • Concert archive ⭐

Passionate about many things, including:

🌊 TWRP

🎴 Warframe

🌈 Being a faggot

I reblog NSFW / artistic nudity and don't usually tag it, so followers beware. I queue 10 thousand posts but sporadically scroll while at work.

🌟 Top blinkees by @planetbass !!!

[sickokiller]

oh my fucking god

[holistichiatus]

Happy Pride 🌈💥

[mismedleym]

three unbound

[manyblinkinglights]

But what would Eridian humansonas look like. I mean the ones they’d make, the way us Earthlings are going ham on like geodes and malachite and etc and making pretty-rock-inspired fan-Eridians. Eridian shitty-humans with, what, twice as many bones? Just Slenderman again? Really wrinkly ones. REALLY smooth ones

[fairycosmos]

diagnosing you with making everything difficult for no reason disorder

[hachinana87]

El Amanecer

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[andthepeople]

people virtue signaling to me in the comments of my own fic. i am not judging you i wrote the damn thing

[hannahlockillustration]

Kingdom Come Deliverance, but Redwall.

[shegayonmygirl]

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

[synthyk]

Grace gives some Eridians human names for convenience, especially early into his stay on Erid. Eventually he starts asking members of his care team if they want to choose their personal human name instead. Many do! Some of them pick 'normal' names. Others pick geographical features, and most pick terms related to their field of work. Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, however,

[heeleryuta]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[homunculus-argument]

Okay, that's IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can't continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it's okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you'd understand batman's suntan technique, but I guess you're just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever.

Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

I want this as a medieval calligraphy manuscript framed on my wall.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

LOOK LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE SEEN YOU ALL @'ING ME THESE TAKE TIME

that being said, @homunculus-argument :

my work tracker app says this'll be $100 bucks Canadian, I take cash, tattoos, uranium glass, or Hot Topic gift cards

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back