“Everything Ends. And So Our Story Begins.”

Scarf • They/Them • Ant Enthusiast

[snazzyscarf]

equestrian space program

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every time I see ibs I always think of "does ibs stand for I be shittin because that's what I be doing"

[snazzyscarf]

[subnautica robot lady voice] brace for digestive distress.

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[puncertainty]

<3 (prints here)

[snoobinn]

i liked when they fake sparred

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[snazzyscarf]

driving up to my college city and it starts raining really hard and has 30mph on the interstate traffic and is foggy gloomy as fuck & it’s like Waow.., all for lil ol me?,?? 🥹🥹🥹

[snazzyscarf]

flood warning for the whole rest of the day aaalll for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[snazzyscarf]

“oh man i sure am wiped from driving seven hours in the pouring rain all day i wonder what’s happening on my tumblr dot com dash-“🧍

[snazzyscarf]

driving up to my college city and it starts raining really hard and has 30mph on the interstate traffic and is foggy gloomy as fuck & it’s like Waow.., all for lil ol me?,?? 🥹🥹🥹

[snazzyscarf]

flood warning for the whole rest of the day aaalll for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns

[snazzyscarf]

driving up to my college city and it starts raining really hard and has 30mph on the interstate traffic and is foggy gloomy as fuck & it’s like Waow.., all for lil ol me?,?? 🥹🥹🥹

[snazzyscarf]

the removal of the home button has resulted in many downfalls of the mobile device all well documented to be related to the inherent evils of the touch screen but truly the most sinister result of all has been fucking up my rhythm game inputs

[snazzyscarf]

you would think I have a summon customer button the way these bitches walk into the store the Millisecond I hit play.

[verenakauer]

I feel so many feelings about Rocky during the first contact. He wants to connect SO BADLY. Do Eridians have horror stories about scary aliens? If they do, Rocky doesn't care. He wants this alien to be friendly. He does everything he can to accommodate. Here, a little gift I'm sending your way at the speed you're comfortable with. Please be there. Here, the next gift is going right into your airlock so that it's easier for you to catch. Please don't fly away. You made a strange gesture with your limb, I'll make my robot make that gesture back. Please belive that I'm friendly. Here's a tunnel to connect us, I'll make sure you can breathe in it. Please come meet me. I'll let you choose the material for the wall separating us; I'll rebuild the whole wall if it makes you more comfortable, no trouble, just please let's talk. You're all alone on your ship, I can hear it, please come sleep here where I can watch you, it's unsafe for you to be alone. I'm alone and scared, it's been 46 years since I felt safe while sleeping, please please please watch me sleep too. I'm very vulnerable when I sleep and I trust that you won't use it against me. I want to visit your ship, am allowed, question? I'm moving in with you. Let's save the stars.

[snazzyscarf]

the removal of the home button has resulted in many downfalls of the mobile device all well documented to be related to the inherent evils of the touch screen but truly the most sinister result of all has been fucking up my rhythm game inputs

[dogpuppy]