Go with Plan A

Last I checked, despite being an elite guard wash out and a glitched out back space repair mech, I'm /still/ a Prime. So take your Orders and stuff them up your tailpipe.

[gowithplana]

Optimus hums as he applies the silver dust to the clear enamel over his cheeks. Buffing it carefully to make the very pale blue tone shine just a bit more.

Hes practicing different highlighter options.

He has an event coming up. His outfit on a hook nearby. Jewelry on a holder on his vanity. Its all silvers and Onyx. His date is meant to be silvers and Sapphires. The two of them mirroring each others accents together.

The creation of a Senator. He was a philanthropic sort who won a date accompaniment to a state event. So here he was- humming as he uses a cloth to wipe off the accepting. Picking up the enamel brush to paint over his features again.

[tastingrainbows]

Your pouting about sports is almost as attractive as when you keep threatening to break me. The duality of mech.

"Pouting, hm? Is that your courage speaking or desperation?"

[gowithplana]

" It can be both can't it? I still have that Jersey you liked so much."

[convenientkeystorage]

“Earth rules. Cybertron drools.” If this Prime is going to call him a kid, he’ll act like one just to spite him. “Go fail a CAPTCHA test.”

[gowithplana]

The Prime smiles under his veil.

Softly laughing," I have no interest in Terra. She can keep her place. I care for the Mecha of Primus. You are one of his. The creator has left his mark as much as Unicron. Blessed be those touched by both."

[gowithplana]

A golden veil.

Golden bells.

Alabaster halls with golden effigies.

Alabaster pedes.

Marble servos.

Gilded claw tips.

Measured motion.

Perfection.

He dips his helm. Reaching to dip his claws in a golden bowl of energon. Thumb pressed to their forehelm. Leaving a smudge as he murmurs," Be one with Primus."

His spear drives through their spark effortlessly.

Frame going grey as channels collect the new precious energon. He lifts his servo and the faithful exalt. All as it should be. Cogs in the greater community.

[gowithplana]

Optimus misses Prowls sure calm.

He vents softly, staring over a sharp Ridgeline. Rolling his shoulders he pitches himself over the edge. Thrusters engaging to let the wind sweep away his thoughts.

[spymeister]

Tickles the toe beans.

EXCUS- oh it's Op. Yes, you are allowed to touch the beans. He might even wiggle them for you.

[gowithplana]

Has sprawled near him. It's a bit tighter fit in the vents recently. But armor off makes it possible! Gives another gentle bean tickle.

Then tugs a claw.

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[vindictiae]

Nah, Nem. I'm good. Just got released from an outer-rim medical facility. Paid 'em good for silence. How you doin'?

[gowithplana]

Glad to hear you're going to make it another cycle. I'm bored. There's only so many corrupt politicians I can put under my claws before it gets same old same old.

I haven't been flying or had time to hit the hauling pits either.

[vindictiae]

Get your slag in gear. We're gonna go base jumping. Now.

[gowithplana]

Fuck yes!

Let me get my chip and let's go- One more klik and I'm going to murder someone. The worst part? I think they'd let me Lock.

That does not help the urge.

[vindictiae]

Get your vicious little aft here ASAP. Don't kill anyone. Yet. Wait. If you're still murderous after falling about forty five thousand mili-kliks, then we can talk about committing some sort of assassinations.

[gowithplana]

I'm already in-flight. Let's go drop that one face on the Crystal Ridge too? I love the way the crystal refraction causes my signals to swirl.

[vindictiae]

Good. You should have gotten the coordinates to the drop point. I'm already en-route myself, headin' to Beggar's Edge at the Ridge. Y'know which one I mean. You'll like the refractive valley there, there's lotsa formations to zip around.

Ain't a beginner's course, so...

[gowithplana]

I'm changing routes now. I'll catch you when you land then. This is going to be a blast. Thank you for getting me out of murder...for now. Maybe we can target some idiots after we loosen up.

I could still go for a hunt.

[vindictiae]

Sounds like a plan, an' not a thing, Nem. I know how i' is. Not a warframe, but...yeah, t'coding never quite goes away- no matter how in the frag you attempt shunt it into more "productive" means... it always comes back to violence.

And I'll be waiting on ya. Even brought yer favorite citrine lemonade.

[gowithplana]

Citrine lemonade? Now I really am spoiled... I'm glad you're back Lock. I missed you so much. It's good to be understood.

Even better when it's my favorite hunting partner.

[convenientkeystorage]

:: Blue would you cancel my meetings? I've had an urgent 1 to 1 come up and I'm afraid I've had to slip out of office to address it. Love you! ::

::i will but when you get back i get to pinch you. TWICE even. i had an ambush ready for when you came out for break and you wrecked it::

[gowithplana]

:: Jokes on you I was wearing emerald fin pins. So I'm immune to brother pinches. But-! I will give you ONE pinch allowance for canceling My meetings. ::

[convenientkeystorage]

::...alright, that's fair. But I'm leaving the office early today for the Polyhex 5000 to make it even. You're gonna have way more paperwork tomorrow and I'm going to get to watch racers try and feed each other to the shapeshifting tracks.::

[gowithplana]

:: If I make it back tomorrow. Don't u have interns I can have send my paperwork back to the senators? Blah nlah need more information before approval or senate hearing? I'm sure we could make busy work for the council members... Well you enjoy your race day. I'm going to fling myself off a few mountain faces. ::

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[vindictiae]

Nah, Nem. I'm good. Just got released from an outer-rim medical facility. Paid 'em good for silence. How you doin'?

[gowithplana]

Glad to hear you're going to make it another cycle. I'm bored. There's only so many corrupt politicians I can put under my claws before it gets same old same old.

I haven't been flying or had time to hit the hauling pits either.

[vindictiae]

Get your slag in gear. We're gonna go base jumping. Now.

[gowithplana]

Fuck yes!

Let me get my chip and let's go- One more klik and I'm going to murder someone. The worst part? I think they'd let me Lock.

That does not help the urge.

[vindictiae]

Get your vicious little aft here ASAP. Don't kill anyone. Yet. Wait. If you're still murderous after falling about forty five thousand mili-kliks, then we can talk about committing some sort of assassinations.

[gowithplana]

I'm already in-flight. Let's go drop that one face on the Crystal Ridge too? I love the way the crystal refraction causes my signals to swirl.

[vindictiae]

Good. You should have gotten the coordinates to the drop point. I'm already en-route myself, headin' to Beggar's Edge at the Ridge. Y'know which one I mean. You'll like the refractive valley there, there's lotsa formations to zip around.

Ain't a beginner's course, so...

[gowithplana]

I'm changing routes now. I'll catch you when you land then. This is going to be a blast. Thank you for getting me out of murder...for now. Maybe we can target some idiots after we loosen up.

I could still go for a hunt.

[convenientkeystorage]

:: Blue would you cancel my meetings? I've had an urgent 1 to 1 come up and I'm afraid I've had to slip out of office to address it. Love you! ::

::i will but when you get back i get to pinch you. TWICE even. i had an ambush ready for when you came out for break and you wrecked it::

[gowithplana]

:: Jokes on you I was wearing emerald fin pins. So I'm immune to brother pinches. But-! I will give you ONE pinch allowance for canceling My meetings. ::

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[vindictiae]

Nah, Nem. I'm good. Just got released from an outer-rim medical facility. Paid 'em good for silence. How you doin'?

[gowithplana]

Glad to hear you're going to make it another cycle. I'm bored. There's only so many corrupt politicians I can put under my claws before it gets same old same old.

I haven't been flying or had time to hit the hauling pits either.

[vindictiae]

Get your slag in gear. We're gonna go base jumping. Now.

[gowithplana]

Fuck yes!

Let me get my chip and let's go- One more klik and I'm going to murder someone. The worst part? I think they'd let me Lock.

That does not help the urge.

[vindictiae]

Get your vicious little aft here ASAP. Don't kill anyone. Yet. Wait. If you're still murderous after falling about forty five thousand mili-kliks, then we can talk about committing some sort of assassinations.

[gowithplana]

I'm already in-flight. Let's go drop that one face on the Crystal Ridge too? I love the way the crystal refraction causes my signals to swirl.

[gowithplana]

Do you think you saw a purple hued version of Optimus with Audial dishes instead of fins in his office? Do you think you saw said purple hued mecha jump out a window and fly away?

No.

No you didn't.

Got it?

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[vindictiae]

Nah, Nem. I'm good. Just got released from an outer-rim medical facility. Paid 'em good for silence. How you doin'?

[gowithplana]

Glad to hear you're going to make it another cycle. I'm bored. There's only so many corrupt politicians I can put under my claws before it gets same old same old.

I haven't been flying or had time to hit the hauling pits either.

[vindictiae]

Get your slag in gear. We're gonna go base jumping. Now.

[gowithplana]

Fuck yes!

Let me get my chip and let's go- One more klik and I'm going to murder someone. The worst part? I think they'd let me Lock.

That does not help the urge.

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[vindictiae]

Nah, Nem. I'm good. Just got released from an outer-rim medical facility. Paid 'em good for silence. How you doin'?

[gowithplana]

Glad to hear you're going to make it another cycle. I'm bored. There's only so many corrupt politicians I can put under my claws before it gets same old same old.

I haven't been flying or had time to hit the hauling pits either.

[vindictiae]

Wha' vorn is it?

[vindictiae]

@gowithplana

Look, sweetspark. I've been in stasis for... frag, two vorns now? Got ambushed in the Chrodanta Sector.

[gowithplana]

Oh dear Primus.

Do I need to get you a transport Lock?

[fork-in-the-bottomless-pit]

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