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the real gr33n gills - it/its - currently in: arcadia

[horsegirl]

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

[horsegirl]

[drxgonfly]

(by Krystian Tambur)

[gr33ngills]

i had a dream that Ify Nwadiwe was evil Batman and trying to get me and I yelled very dramatically "Ify, this isn't you!!" and he looked at me, took the Batman hood off, and said "Who the fuck are you?" and then I woke up so maybe I was in Ify Nwadiwe's dream

[gr33ngills]

stop pickin with the chickens and starting jammin with the salmon

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[gr33ngills]

@bestwesley

[gr33ngills]

you ever think about the fact there's a player out there that hasn't listened to the calming heartbeat of a conduit. one shudders to think about it

[bestwesley]

When life challenges you, you must step up to the challenge. Your enemies are gonna be out for blood. When that happens, make sure it tastes like shit. Eat garbage. Only drink booze. Cover yourself in oil slick. Nasty bitches dont get ate, remember that

[gr33ngills]

this is why i exclusively moisturise using fish oil

[bestwesley]

ok so imagine right. right are you imagining. imagine the entire ocean was gone suddenly and magically including all the marine life but then you knew in your heart of hearts that it would be back tomorrow no earlier no later and it would all be back and the fish and the marine life would be back and fine. wyd

Kill myself

[gr33ngills]

whats your fucking problem anon

[gr33ngills]

never. and i mean NEVER. blow weed smoke out of your gills it will burn like hell. don't ask me how i know this

[bestwesley]

We can. Hold hands?

[gr33ngills]

im gonna be in the river out back but if you don't mind holding a wet hand i can stay near the shore

[gr33ngills]

never. and i mean NEVER. blow weed smoke out of your gills it will burn like hell. don't ask me how i know this

[bestwesley]

Cheater!!!!

How do you know about my complicated past with the local bingo competitions. I thought I covered that shit up years ago

[vernin1]

you are so attractive its actually unbelievable

[bestwesley]

Because of the bingo, the cheating at bingo, or the cover up of the cheating at bingo? Or is it some secret 4th thing

[vernin1]

ill be honest the bingo aint really doing it for me but everything else is real great and maybe also some 4th thing to yeah makes me wanna take you out for dinner and a movie or something

[gr33ngills]

[bestwesley]

I have a new hole if anyone is interested

[ninetimesunlucky]

do not put anything in there or so help me god

[bestwesley]

Even if .its funny?

[gr33ngills]

wesley. wesley this is god speaking yuo have to put a joint i.n there

[kosmogrl]

[gr33ngills]

y'all ever try smoked salmon? that shits so good

[wonderful-emoji]

[gr33ngills]

@bestwesley

can we get shirts like these

[bestwesley]

Your haters will try and tear you down. Don't let them. Your haters will speak lies. Don't listen to them. Your haters eat peas with no seasoning. Fucked up

[xx-r4rdotx0r-xx]

BUT WUT IF THEY TELL TRUTHZ

[gr33ngills]

then you kill them

[gr33ngills]

if you're only supposed to sleep 8 hours a day why is bed so comfy huh. think about that next time you get mad at me for sleeping all day