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(mcrp oc blog run by @eggl-rd)

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[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[vernin1]

i got ideas plans you cant even comprahend im making moves and making loves. does anyone want to benefit from fraud

[bestwesley]

You can explore my benefits

[vernin1]

ill fill you in later and also i want to talk about something that i need you to fill me in on we can both fill each other

[vernin1]

i got ideas plans you cant even comprahend im making moves and making loves. does anyone want to benefit from fraud

[ranni-thewitch]

fuck mine stupid gothic life

[vernin1]

@bloomingchorus

[vernin1]

C4N U SHUT TH3 FUCK UP 1M T1RED 0F HE4R1NG AB0UT U

[bestwesley]

Cheater!!!!

How do you know about my complicated past with the local bingo competitions. I thought I covered that shit up years ago

[vernin1]

you are so attractive its actually unbelievable

[bestwesley]

Because of the bingo, the cheating at bingo, or the cover up of the cheating at bingo? Or is it some secret 4th thing

[vernin1]

ill be honest the bingo aint really doing it for me but everything else is real great and maybe also some 4th thing to yeah makes me wanna take you out for dinner and a movie or something

[bestwesley]

Really?

[vernin1]

anything for you man

[bestwesley]

Cheater!!!!

How do you know about my complicated past with the local bingo competitions. I thought I covered that shit up years ago

[vernin1]

you are so attractive its actually unbelievable

[bestwesley]

Because of the bingo, the cheating at bingo, or the cover up of the cheating at bingo? Or is it some secret 4th thing

[vernin1]

ill be honest the bingo aint really doing it for me but everything else is real great and maybe also some 4th thing to yeah makes me wanna take you out for dinner and a movie or something

[bestwesley]

Cheater!!!!

How do you know about my complicated past with the local bingo competitions. I thought I covered that shit up years ago

[vernin1]

you are so attractive its actually unbelievable

[bestwesley]

Your haters will try and tear you down. Don't let them. Your haters will speak lies. Don't listen to them. Your haters eat peas with no seasoning. Fucked up

[greelin]

do you know how many times i’ve been sent this

[ninetimesunlucky]

@vernin1

[diseases-for-center-control]

Going out tonight?

You don't need an LBD (little black dress) 🚫👗

You need an LBB (little brown bat)!!! ✅🦇

Preferably one acting strange, disoriented, or aggressive 👌💥😵‍💫💫

Leave your window open while you sleep to receive your visitor 🥰

[vernin1]

literally what the hell is their problem

[the-most-special-k]

POSTER AFFIRMATIONS. I WILL STAY HUMBLE. I WILL NOT FORGET MY MEAGER POSTER ORIGINS. IS THIS WHAT BEING INTERNET FAMOUS DOES TO A MAN

[vernin1]

33!

i like it when people tell me i did a good job or im doing a good job

[vernin1]

17

well out of the people everyone here would know peeks i miss peeks my buddy peeks. i got a whole lot of people back home i miss though. and some ive been missing for going on a decade at this point but well thats life

[vernin1]

36 -Wesley

hi wesley how ya doing. i dont know honestly im assuming this means like what sorta biome or something. i guess something dark and cooler and enclosed but if im honest i think the place itself doesnt really matter as much as the people you got there