Grace Chasity, Nerdy Prude

Spreading the word of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ on this Website 🙏🙏🙏 || Feel free to ask me questions about the Lord above || Max Jägerman DNI || I am in no way associated to any missing person cases within the proximity of Hatchetfield 🤍

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

ooc: ironically, the person who runs this blog actually is severely uncomfortable with crude/sexual humor, so none of that please. also no bigotry. btw this blog is definitely not satire tradwifes can send me all of their asks, i will not laugh at them

Hi, I'm Grace Chasity, Hatchetfield's self dedicated number 1# Nerdy Prude! I'm mainly here to spread the word of our Lords in Black ABOVE and make sure that @wigglyobsessedweirdo stays in line! Of course, you can always ask me questions or send me things via the "Speak Gospel" button! Or tag me in a post if I should make sure it follows good, christian ways.

Tags I may use frequently:

"Speak Gospel" - Answering Asks!

"lords in FRUITS 🐕🌈❓" - My holy mission to call the elder Gods on this website gay (except for Nibbly)

"grace's PAN allegations" - i AM gay for ruth

"operation paulkoted propaganda" - me and ruth trying to get paul to date an elder god. and also maybe petey's brother

"keeping the beans cool (fleeing the country)" - paul is STRAIGHT

"grace's delusional power hour" - ARE MAX AND RICHIE H*ND H*LDING BEFORE MARRIAGE-

"the Ark 2: electric boogaloo" - i can't believe we actually managed to flee the country-

"GURL GET OFF THE GROUND-" - POKOTHO WILL GET THERAPY YOU CAN NOT STOP THIS

[hatchetfieldsports]

SWITCH TWO.

??????? -Max

Huh?? -Kyle

the Nintendo switch?? -Jason

OH!!! the switch two!!! overpriced asf -Brenda

overpriced piece of SHIT -Stacy

booo 👎 ill stick with my Wii, thank you very much -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Richie, I can't believe you know about the superiority of the Wii! I love playing Mario Galaxy to appreciate God's creation (the universe) in all its beauty.

[hatchetfieldsports]

yeah the Wii is better. however I dont think the point of Mario Galaxy is god... -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

And next you're gonna tell me that Kirby's Epic Yarn isn't about faith being the fabric that holds the entire world together! You're so silly, Richie.

[hatchetfieldsports]

*glances around* who's gonna tell her -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

[She proceeds to (very normally) cover his eyes.]

DON'T LOOK AT MAX YOU WITH TEMPTATION IN YOUR HEART- I mean, how are you today?

[hatchetfieldsports]

okay she's crazy I'm leaving -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Guess it can't be helped. I'll have to use my secret weapon. Jerries, forgive me...

PROLONGED PHYSICAL CONTACT

[Grace (very sanely) latches onto Richie's arm with her entire weight.]

[hatchetfieldsports]

SWITCH TWO.

??????? -Max

Huh?? -Kyle

the Nintendo switch?? -Jason

OH!!! the switch two!!! overpriced asf -Brenda

overpriced piece of SHIT -Stacy

booo 👎 ill stick with my Wii, thank you very much -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Richie, I can't believe you know about the superiority of the Wii! I love playing Mario Galaxy to appreciate God's creation (the universe) in all its beauty.

[hatchetfieldsports]

yeah the Wii is better. however I dont think the point of Mario Galaxy is god... -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

And next you're gonna tell me that Kirby's Epic Yarn isn't about faith being the fabric that holds the entire world together! You're so silly, Richie.

[hatchetfieldsports]

*glances around* who's gonna tell her -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

[She proceeds to (very normally) cover his eyes.]

DON'T LOOK AT MAX YOU WITH TEMPTATION IN YOUR HEART- I mean, how are you today?

[hatchetfieldsports]

SWITCH TWO.

??????? -Max

Huh?? -Kyle

the Nintendo switch?? -Jason

OH!!! the switch two!!! overpriced asf -Brenda

overpriced piece of SHIT -Stacy

booo 👎 ill stick with my Wii, thank you very much -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Richie, I can't believe you know about the superiority of the Wii! I love playing Mario Galaxy to appreciate God's creation (the universe) in all its beauty.

[hatchetfieldsports]

yeah the Wii is better. however I dont think the point of Mario Galaxy is god... -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

And next you're gonna tell me that Kirby's Epic Yarn isn't about faith being the fabric that holds the entire world together! You're so silly, Richie.

[hatchetfieldsports]

SWITCH TWO.

??????? -Max

Huh?? -Kyle

the Nintendo switch?? -Jason

OH!!! the switch two!!! overpriced asf -Brenda

overpriced piece of SHIT -Stacy

booo 👎 ill stick with my Wii, thank you very much -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk (Richie)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Richie, I can't believe you know about the superiority of the Wii! I love playing Mario Galaxy to appreciate God's creation (the universe) in all its beauty.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

CHASITY.

[ @thewrathful-pallywal hey there:3 ]

Hi Wiggly, have you decided to free Jason from Drowsy Town yet?

[hatchetfieldsports]

richie, max

did you know theres a ship with you both???

*looks at richie in disgust* eww. he's a nerdy prude. ew what the fuck man. no thank you. I'll stick with Kyle -Max

THERE IS???????????? don't let Ruth find out she's gonna start shipping us -Zeke The Fightin' Nighthawk

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

wHAT!? THE SIN OF FLESH? THE SIN OF FLESH? PEOPLE WANT RICHIE AND MAX TO H*LD H*NDS BEFORE MARRIAGE???

Ruth, please catch me, I'm gonna pass out-

@ineededhelpmakingthis

[willow-locke]

Hi, Grace Chasity here. You probably know me, I'm considered the whole town's nerdiest prude. But I'm not like that without reason- I have to deal with a lot of religious guilt, y'know? I really thought that wanting anything would be a moral failing. But lately, I've moved on from those thoughts, I've begun to realize that kissing and stuff really isn't that bad and not much of a moral failing at all.

And I just wanna thank you for that, because my whole journey started when I got the Black Book and saw a picture of your mighty fine octopus father in there, so thank you <3

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

You don't hafta thank me necessarily, but I'm glad getting the black book could help you understand more about yourself Chasity.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

(Are we ignoring the part where I'm simping for your dad)

[willow-locke]

WHAT.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Gee, stop being such a prude, Willow!

[willow-locke]

THATS MY DAD CHASITY!

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

@ineededhelpmakingthis Ruth, help me simp for the elder God.

[willow-locke]

SHUT UP CHASITY ILL HAVE HIM EXCOMMUNICATE YOU

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

I'm not even a devotee of him, I just summon his brothers sometimes and call them fruits.

[willow-locke]

Hi, Grace Chasity here. You probably know me, I'm considered the whole town's nerdiest prude. But I'm not like that without reason- I have to deal with a lot of religious guilt, y'know? I really thought that wanting anything would be a moral failing. But lately, I've moved on from those thoughts, I've begun to realize that kissing and stuff really isn't that bad and not much of a moral failing at all.

And I just wanna thank you for that, because my whole journey started when I got the Black Book and saw a picture of your mighty fine octopus father in there, so thank you <3

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

You don't hafta thank me necessarily, but I'm glad getting the black book could help you understand more about yourself Chasity.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

(Are we ignoring the part where I'm simping for your dad)

[willow-locke]

WHAT.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Gee, stop being such a prude, Willow!

[willow-locke]

THATS MY DAD CHASITY!

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

@ineededhelpmakingthis Ruth, help me simp for the elder God.

[willow-locke]

Hi, Grace Chasity here. You probably know me, I'm considered the whole town's nerdiest prude. But I'm not like that without reason- I have to deal with a lot of religious guilt, y'know? I really thought that wanting anything would be a moral failing. But lately, I've moved on from those thoughts, I've begun to realize that kissing and stuff really isn't that bad and not much of a moral failing at all.

And I just wanna thank you for that, because my whole journey started when I got the Black Book and saw a picture of your mighty fine octopus father in there, so thank you <3

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

You don't hafta thank me necessarily, but I'm glad getting the black book could help you understand more about yourself Chasity.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

(Are we ignoring the part where I'm simping for your dad)

[willow-locke]

WHAT.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Gee, stop being such a prude, Willow!

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Happy pride month Grace! So, uhm, wanna go to the pride parade with me or something?

itsnotlikeicareoranythinghahathisissodumbhelpmesomeoneomfgimnaexplode

- @ineededhelpmakingthis

Ruth, don't you know that pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins! Under no circumstance can I ever be proud of anything I accomplish ever.

[ineededhelpmakingthis]

No! Pride like, gay people!

Anyways you didn’t answer my question >:(

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Uh, sure, why not? Not like either of us are going to Heaven anyways...

[willow-locke]

Hi, Grace Chasity here. You probably know me, I'm considered the whole town's nerdiest prude. But I'm not like that without reason- I have to deal with a lot of religious guilt, y'know? I really thought that wanting anything would be a moral failing. But lately, I've moved on from those thoughts, I've begun to realize that kissing and stuff really isn't that bad and not much of a moral failing at all.

And I just wanna thank you for that, because my whole journey started when I got the Black Book and saw a picture of your mighty fine octopus father in there, so thank you <3

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

You don't hafta thank me necessarily, but I'm glad getting the black book could help you understand more about yourself Chasity.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

(Are we ignoring the part where I'm simping for your dad)

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Happy pride month Grace! So, uhm, wanna go to the pride parade with me or something?

itsnotlikeicareoranythinghahathisissodumbhelpmesomeoneomfgimnaexplode

- @ineededhelpmakingthis

Ruth, don't you know that pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins! Under no circumstance can I ever be proud of anything I accomplish ever.

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

I'm gonna engage in premarital handholding with wiggly.

@clinkoth-yrath can you believe the audacity?

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

IS POKOTHO A HOMOSEXUAL YES OR NO

MAY I EMBROIDER THIS ON MY HATCHETFIELD JACKET LOL THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY

ooc: yeah ofc lmao

[clinkoth-yrath]

Wait, Wiggly is married to you??? STRAIGHT married to you??????

Gosh darnit, please tell me at least Pokey is a fruit-

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Oh....you're that Chasity girl.. Yes we are very happily married.

A fruit?

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

IS POKOTHO A HOMOSEXUAL YES OR NO

[clinkoth-yrath]

Uh yes he is....I can confirm

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

@pokotho-the-s1lent-one DO YOU HEAR THAT? I HAVE EXPLICIT CONFIRMATION THAT YOU'RE GAY FOR PAUL. YOU'RE GAY. YOU'RE GAY. AND NOW YOU CAN'T AVOID THERAPY ANY LONGER. YOU WILL MOVE ON FROM PAUL AND STOP WITH YOUR APOTHEOSIS.

DO YOU HEAR ME POKOTHO? DO YOU HEAR ME YOU SICK GOD

[pokotho-the-s1lent-one]

Ohh ohh noo….kchhhh-ksppp- your breaking up!!!I’m so sorry. I’ll have to hang up!!

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

I can't break up here, this isn't a phone call! And you know what else can't break up? You and Paul, cause you AREN'T EVEN DATING! STOP WRITING MUSICALS FOR THIS MAN

[grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Grace, what do we do when we reach Canada?! According to this map, we’re going to end up in someplace called Quebec.

- @ineededhelpmakingthis

Well, I just know one thing: Once we arrive there it's gonna be "Queer"bec.

But yeah I have no clue.