Hello hello!!
I might have more ark headcanons to gift you, lovely moot, since someone needs to hold up the fandom and it's probably gonna be us. Without further ado:
⢠Lister gets cold really easily, and will always be wearing layers and his warmest jacket in winter. That's untill they do a world tour for the first time and they go to Australia, where the seasons are flipped and he's so miserable he has to go clothes shopping.
⢠Rowan once stalked his stalker back and freaked them out enough to make them stop. Every time the guy followed him, Rowan would take a picture, every time they'd text him to harrass him, he'd text back something equally annoying (he sent over a virus once and things were quiet for like a month)
⢠Bicci are so annoying when they're on speaking terms. God help anyone if they're recording on the same day. Those boys will be spending more time stuck to eachother than recording anything. They have to get a staff member to separate them because Lister wouldn't get off Jimmy while he tried to get the chorus right.
⢠Rowan is the kind of guy to use full punctuation when texting, and he sounds ominous as fuck. He'd be texting "Wake up." And Lister would be convinced he was plotting his murder.
⢠Bicci would be publicly cancelled if anyone ever leaked their texts lol. You can't comvince me they're not the freakest of freaks once Jimmy gets over the paranoia. Jowan fans would WEEP.
I think that's about it for now lol enjoy!!
Rowan would stalk a stalker back is so real!
And bicci would defently get cancelled!
Btw thanks for the headconons!










