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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
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househusband!clark kent x ceo!fem!reader
content: smuttt, established marriage, petnames, p in v, public seggs, fitting room seggs, oral (m!receiving), male whimpering, mommy kink, praise kink, sub!clarkkk, uncircumcised!clark bc yes, hyperspermia!!
⊹★a/n: been struggling w/writer’s block oops!
wc: 2k
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You have money. Tons of money. Like a load of money. So much money, the piles of cash would seem infinite. Naturally, it must be spent. And you have a cutie pie for a husband who you absolutely love to spoil. Especially during your monthly trips to the mall when you have the time.
Today is no different. The Metropolis Mall and its hundreds of stores, especially the luxury ones, were all yours to conquer. You enter the land of endless possibilities with Clark, arm in arm.
Clark is a very humble farm boy at heart who constantly assures you he doesn’t need all your precious gifts, though they are much appreciated. Like that one time you gifted him his first shiny, silver Rolex. He almost fell over when you revealed the hefty price.
“Oh, honey, I can’t accept this! I love it, but that’s so many zeros! How will I pay you back?” He looked up at you with those sweet eyes.
You rolled your eyes and gave him a soft peck. “Ugh, you’re adorable. You don’t repay me, sweetie, you just take whatever I buy you because you deserve it, okay? Let me take care of you.” You cupped his cheek, then slid a hand up to his curls.
Clark melted in your touch. “But I don’t think I could get you anything better than this…” he pouted as he held the box.
“Shh, all I need is this wonderful man in front of me to make me happy. You’re the best gift, Clark. You’re enough for me.”
His heart thumped at that, and he pulled you in for a deep kiss.
Now you don a black halter dress that displays some enticing cleavage, with a lush, white fur shawl over your arms. Topped off with a pair of black shades, of course. Pearl necklace glimmering under the candescent ceiling lights.
Every now and then, you enjoy looking like your net worth during your shopping sprees, even if it’s unnecessary. The countless bags your guards carry behind you each time as you two walk through the place speak for themselves.
Clark is wearing his usual getup: a white button-up paired with black slacks. His sleeves are rolled up, and his beefy biceps are on display for you.
“Let’s get you another watch!” Clark just lets himself be pulled towards the luxury jeweler. Smiling at your enthusiasm.
The jeweler happily welcomes you two in and beckons you over with a “come, come, come!” to the glass counter. He pulls out a tray of the finest watches at hand, and you watch Clark’s eyes grow wide. ‘Ugh, so cute,’ you thought.
You inch closer to the tray and eye the display before turning to Clark. “Which one do you like more, baby?”
“Um…um,” he mumbles in deep thought. Clark honestly thinks they all look divine. Although the brown leather one does grab his attention a bit more than the others. Oh, and so does the navy blue. And the black leather one paired with its intricate clock design. Goodness, it’s probably an unjustifiable price, even for a designer brand like this one.
You can see the cogs turning in his head, and let another moment pass before going for a simple solution, well, your idea of a simple solution.
You lean onto the counter and pull your shades down to look the jeweler in the eye, “you know what? I’ll take them all.” Clark’s brows furrow as he panics.
“Pleasure doing business with you.” The jeweler gives you a warm smile.
“Honey, those are a lot of watches!”
“And my baby deserves each and every one!” You cup his face and cover his face in kisses. Clark wraps his arms around you in defeat, taking in your rich affection.
From there, you hit up all kinds of stores, including the comic book store, so Clark could nerd out all he wants.
Last stop is the tuxedo boutique. You love, love, love getting Clark fitted for suits. A man can never have too many suits.
You walk in, and a trusted worker is already at your beck and call.
“Bring this year’s collection, for my husband, stat. We’ll be by the fitting rooms.” The employee curtly nods before speeding off.
Clark swallows at your stern tone and the power you command without saying much. He finds it to be the hottest thing about you, honestly. Gosh, and the way you always proudly claim him, referring to him as your “husband”. It makes him feel so giddy inside.
Clark watches you, admiring how ravishing you look in that dress. His eyes fall to your peaking breasts, wanting nothing more than to stuff his face in them while you tell him how good he is.
He slightly shakes his head, as if shaking the indecent thought away. He can’t get hard right now; he’s in public, all kinds of eyes on him.
“Come on,” you grab his hand and pull him towards the back. Oh, this was a constant thing in your marriage. You're pulling him everywhere, and he's happily obliging. His favorite navigation system. His lovely wife as his guide.
You take your usual seat on the comforting ottoman and watch as Clark tries on every suit. Making you laugh as he awkwardly models for you, as always. He just can’t take himself too seriously.
“Mhm, I like this color. That navy blue looks good on you, sweetie. Give me a spin.” You lean back on your arms and take in the view.
Clark’s cheeks turn rosy pink, but he does slow 360 for you nonetheless. “Thank you, honey.” He looks down sheepishly as the worker takes his measurements.
“That’s my handsome husband,” you say as you stand up to get a closer look at the fabric.
He really doesn’t want you coming any closer. He already has to keep his composure in front of this lady, and you look the way you do today. So good, so breathtakingly good. And you’ve been complimenting and spoiling him all evening, my gosh.
Clark gets another whiff of your perfume, Coco Chanel No. 5 to be exact, and it almost sends him off the edge. Your fingers brush against his chest and stomach, maybe on purpose, before you reach for the material.
You tug on the suit jacket a bit and share your thoughts with the worker, Angela, as he tries his hardest to act unfazed by your touch. Clark was never good at acting.
“Sorry, Angela, dear, could you please give us a minute?” She nods and quickly leaves.
Once again, it was only you and Clark, who looked as sexy as ever in his new suit. You’re both quiet. He’s nervous and curious as to why you sent her away. You watch his worried expression in amusement.
“This needy, hmm? You can’t even wait until we’re in the car.”
He swallows hard as your soft, velvety cadence sends shivers down his spine. He doesn’t respond, too ashamed of his growing bulge.
You cup his erection, and he jerks a little, “answer me, Clark. Are you so impatient that you don’t even have the decency to wait until we leave this place?”
He rapidly shakes his head before you hook a finger underneath his chin.
“Use your words, love.”
“I-I’m having trouble controlling myself.” He explains, all flustered.
“Well, I can see that.” You smirk and feel him up even more. A small whimper escapes from his lips, spurring you further on. “Poor Angela is just trying to fit you for a suit, and instead of standing here like a good boy, all you can do is think with your dick?” You purr.
“Please, honey, all I can think about is you,” he whines as you grip him tighter.
“Fitting room now.” One command and like an obedient dog, he follows without hesitation.
When you push past the curtains, Clark is already on his knees. Ready to beg for your forgiveness, the best way he knows how.
You look down at him and scoff as you poke his knee with your heel. “Get up, nobody told you to get on your knees like that.”
And he’s up again, but unsure of what to do.
You shrug your shawl off before lightly pushing him against the wall, with your hand on his chest. Without ever breaking eye contact, you slide your hand down as you lower yourself before him, before his fat bulge.
“Now, you’re gonna stand here while I suck your pretty little cock without making a sound, or else you’ll embarrass both of us, especially yourself. Do I make myself clear?”
“Y-yes, ma’am.” He manages to say when you unbuckle his new Louis V belt, and pull off his pants and tightie whities down in one go, freeing his aching cock from its previous confines.
It’s so big, heavy, and uncut in your grip. Clark inhales when you rub his shaft while looking up at him with those dark eyes. You push the foreskin back, the sudden motion revealing the head of his cock already leaking with pre-cum.
“Oh, gosh…” he moans as you teasingly lick and kiss his wet slit. “My goodness…” You lick a dangerously slow stripe up his length, and he faintly whimpers again. Music to your ears.
“Not so loud, baby,” smooch, “the customers can,” smooch, “hear you,” another smooch on his serious girth.
“R-right, I’m sorry, mommy, I’ll be qui—oh, my gosh!” He shudders as you wrap your plush lips around him. You take him further into your warm mouth and suck him with every intention of making him break. It was fun to watch him trying his hardest to contain himself. Him biting his lips to suppress his moans, his furrowed brows, and red face in utter ecstasy as you suck him dry.
Clark’s shaking hand hovers over your head, hesitant. He gently places his hand on your hair for stability, and it moves as you bob your head even more, swirling your tongue over his girth.
"Mommy, I-I don't think I'm gonna last..." He pants. You ignore him and go down further, fully deep throating his fat cock. With your free hand, you fondle his balls, and Clark can't help but let out a loud, pitchy moan.
He cups his mouth instantly, scared that he might have alerted someone. The sensations are too much for him. Heck, even the sinful, wet sounds of you slobbing on his dick are driving him mad. He's overwhelmed, and his whimpers keep getting louder. Clark prays for your sake, and his, that nobody has noticed anything yet.
But when you squeeze his balls tighter and hollow your cheeks, it's the last straw. Clark tenses as he spills his hot, white, creamy load into your mouth. And it's heavy, almost non-stop. He's embarrassed and mumbles all kinds of nonsense about how much he loves you and how sorry he is. He has no idea why he produces so much of it; maybe it's a Kryptonian thing.
You don't mind, though, and try to swallow as much as you can before it inevitably flows out of your mouth.
You slowly slide your head back as he catches his breath. There are drips of cum on the corners of your lips, and you chuckle when you feel them. There's some of your dress too. Oh well, you can take it to the cleaners. You lick your lips, and Clark has to avert his eyes, or else he'll be hard in no time. The power you have over him is ridiculous.
"Haven't even bought the suit and I already have to get it dry-cleaned." You joke as you shake your head, nodding at the cum stain on his pants.
"I'm sorry, hon', y'know I can't control it." He gives you that pathetic, sorry look as he helps you up.
You wave him off, "sweetheart, you could cover me in all your cum, and I wouldn't mind."
"Oh, gosh, please don't say things like that!" he whines. You just giggle and help him with his pants.
Out of nowhere, you hear fast heel-clacking near the fitting rooms.
"Mr. and Mrs. Kent? Are we alright back there?"
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strapping clark naked to a chair, tying his arms around his back. putting up a ruler against his hard cock while he pleads with you to assure him he’s big enough so he could be inside you - lining his very tip up to the nine and a half inch mark and smiling telling him he’s just big enough before grinding your pussy up against his cock, making him close his eyes and drool, whispering for you to please hurry and put it in. that it hurts. that he won’t complain even if you go slow, or pump yourself on him real shallow, as long as he gets to be snug and warm inside your little pussy so he can finally find relief <3
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pairing: clark kent x fem!older boss reader tags: 18+ smut (porn w plot idk), sub clark and mean dom reader whatever you get it wc: 3.4k a/n: a long oneee thank u anon for this goated idea , kinda babygirl (2024) inspired but like reversed, not proof read whatever , please like and reblog !!! also trying third person idk how i feel
He just needed a job. Something to add to his resume. Something to make him seem like a contributing member of society.
He saw it in the paper: “INTERNS NEEDED AT THE DAILY PLANET: College Graduates; BA or BS in Journalism/Related Fields Required; Paid Hourly.” Perfect. He eagerly called the number attached to the ad, and a few rounds of interviews later, he got the job. Clark had dreams. He wanted to be somebody, have his work put out there, and he needed to start somewhere, so why not start at the biggest publication in the country? His first day of work, he got up bright and early to get ready, making sure every wrinkle was out of his suit and his hair was done perfectly.
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── .✦ Clark Kent x fem!reader
summary: one late night, clark is just surfing on the internet, bored, when he comes across a certain site. imagine his surprise when he finds out that you, his best friend, are a camgirl.
cw: porn and no plot, camgirl stuff (use of vibrator, f!masturbation, porn site), clark is such an awkward n horny nerd, he's low-key a huge slut, m!masturbation.
wc: 1.5k
a/n: requested by anon! i loved writing it <3 i'm thinking of doing a part 2...
When you told Clark that you'd picked up a little gig on the side for some extra cash, he'd assumed you were spending your weekends working at a café or at a bookstore. He did not suspect you'd turned to making dirty videos online.
Which is why he almost has a heart attack when, as he's scrolling in bed, an ad for a porn site pops up and it's a picture of you in a staggering state of undress.
Enchanted to meet you
Pairing: Johnny Storm x reader Word Count: 3.8k
Description: When Johnny is sent to investigate suspicious steam coming out of a sewer, he doesn’t expect a woman from another dimension to climb out of it. You look at him like he’s your knight in shining armor, and he realizes very soon you possess the ability to completely derail his life.
Inspired on the movie Enchanted ✨
Tags/Warnings: whimsy!reader, fluff, humor, cheeky references to other characters and universes, yearner!johnny being down bad for women out of this world.
Notes: I’ve been feeling whimsy lately and it’s all thanks to my dear @vividxpages, so this one is dedicated to her 🤍 I’ve also missed writing our dramatic prince Johnny, and ended up giggling a lot while writing this. Enjoy 🫶🏼
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Johnny had just walked out of the shower when his Fantastic Watch™ beeped. Wrapped in only a towel from the waist down, he steamed the remaining water off his body as he reached for it.
‘Steam rising from a sewer system detected in Midtown, please go check it out – Reed.’
He chuckled. The situation seemed a little bit dramatic to call a whole superhero, but Johnny Storm never missed a public appearance if the opportunity arose. He quickly got dressed in his blue suit, making sure his hair was fully dry before smiling to his reflection, and stepping out into the living room.
GIRLL OMFG THAT ROOMATE MOMMY READER FIC WAS SOO DELICIOUS???
you think she lets him suck on her tits early on in their relationship? I know hes a clit lover but deep down he sometimes carves her tits in his mouth :(
Like on a rough day he'd come home to find his mommy, just sitting and reading a book and then she'd see him crying and immediately start unbuttoning her top so her best boy could suck his worries away :( ofc clarkie being the good boy he is asks mommy for her permission but not this time...his boss yelled at him and lex kept calling him an unlovable alien :(((((
warning(s): explicit 18+ more mommy kink, roommates, anxiety ridden clark solving all his troubles with loving on his mommy (sequel fic to the one I have pinned) <3
clark’s head remains down as he trudged up to their front door and twists his key in the lock, sighing with another lump stuck in his throat that had been screaming at him all day to just let him cry.
he can’t take the confrontation from his boss or especially the sheer volume while getting reprimanded in such a demanding, degrading way. getting screamed at for his simple mistakes always puts clark down, makes him drag his feet, makes him repeat all of the insults thrown at him in his head over and over until they stick, almost starting to define him, demeaning his entire character and his level of intelligence. the last thing he wanted was to appear as sensitive, as weak as he truly feels. so he sucks it up. alleviates his mistake. calmly apologizes, lets his supervisor know it won’t happen again. but on the way home is when it all boils back up, like the burner tied to his emotional regulation had been left on and had steadily been turning up until he was riled up to a hundred.
clark knows where his needs will be fulfilled. where he’ll be reassured that he’s not his mistakes, that they don’t define him, that they happen to the best of us. it was in her arms. it was her gentle voice always reminding him that he’s more than worthy even if he’s not exactly perfect.
roommate best friend Clark who reader convinced to suck on her pussy when he’s home sick as she’s his new mommy . Best friend Clark who wants to have his face pressed on her pussy when he sleeps. Best friend Clark who has to suck on her pussy to fall asleep and feel safe . Best friend Clark who has to at least suck in it for a good hour in the morning to even think straight.
warning(s): explicit 18+ mommy kink, panic attacks, clark has separation anxiety and finds relief between his mommy’s legs
clark rubs his arm as he anxiously paces back and forth in the night, careful to try and keep his impending panic attack quiet as to not wake his roommate who was only a few feet and a thin wall away. a noisy owl had sat in the tree just outside his bedroom window, echoing a call over and over and not adding anything positive to his vulnerable headspace. not to mention the frequent nightmares lately have frightened him right out of bed, trying his best to somehow calm himself down with an ice pack to his forehead and a few desperate gulps of tap water from the sink in their kitchen.
he feels lonely at times like this, homesick for the farm he was raised in, for his parents that had always checked in on his night terrors like these with soothing back rubs and a warm glass of milk for all his ails. now he’s states away from them with stacks of bills and responsibilities, and being away from his safe, trusted loved ones and only main support system has been the biggest mental battle he’s ever fought.
clark vowing to be of free use…. no matter the time or day, whether he was sleeping, busy, eating, tired or wide awake, he lets you have free playtime whenever you pleased to mess with his dick, to pull and yank on it, drool on it, slide yourself on it. sometimes to test him and mess with him when he works from home you absolutely take advantage of his vow, having him whimpering in his swivel chair while he responds to emails while you spank his cock and fool around with it like you’re playing helicopter. he takes it all like a good, obedient boy, cumming when you want him to, getting hard when you demand him to. he’s completely at the mercy of his lady and his dick might as well have her name scrawled on it
Reblog/Like if you’re a needy tumblr slut rubbing yourself while you’re scrolling so you can show everyone how filthy you are.
it’s totally normal to wake up and immediately start rubbing yourself stupid and looking for icky porn, then cumming with your tongue out and tits bouncing with both holes stuffed before you even begin your day!
…right?
loveeeee obedient sweet boys twice my size. yeah kneel down so i can look into ur eyes better while ordering u around. good boy.
Jack's last Epic III
Jack's last Wait for Me
and yes i did forget the obvious one in my defense i'm an if it's true truther
i mean camaraderie!
Description: Ovulation week means one thing: she thinks they’d have really good bed chem.
Pairing: Clark Kent x fem!Reader
Warnings: shameless smut, size kink, big dick!uncut!clark yessss, oral (fem receiving), p in v, nipple play, he has a super sense of smell and really likes to use it
Word Count: 3.4k
A/N: might make a part two
It was supposed to be an easy day.
Work, eat lunch, work some more, clock out, go home. Maybe eat dinner with your favorite boy if he wasn’t too busy saving the world.
But he always had to make it so hard.
Me with my puppyboy