Tittle

boobies and ranch

[tonyalmeida]

[thisisshitposting]

[jaubaius]

Best hunter

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

[catchymemes]

[edgysaintjust]

[veryfunnymemes]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[yukika-moved-deactivated2022010]

REBLOG TO KILL HIM

[triptihosmrti]

rb to get him indicted for war crimes

[hillary-clinton-peg-me]

Mmmmmm so what I'm hearing is that Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton may be available soon? Interesting....

[seizerofdarkness]

The last addition felt like getting hit by a train

[rslashrats]

[rslashrats]

whats the matter babe…youve barely touched your sorry shrimp cake

[xtec]

cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[ruinedchildhood]

[sabertoothwalrus]

girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

outfits to wear on a first date

[everythingfox]

“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”

(Source)

[deejay]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[ianwanda]

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

[loki-cat2]

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight