Woah, Don't Open That Door

~ Eliot/Spencer, 20s, Ace, he/him ~ Star Trek & Black Sails & other random fandoms but also: Shitposts, Dad Jokes, Mangoes (Though Not Mangoes) (Sorry)

[kosmogrl]

no matter what you have tomorrow

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

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[fairycosmos]

Ughhhh my body hurts. has anyone ever had a comfortable body

[gamechangershow]

earwigs | game changer

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[thanksiloveyou]

me: im scared because of medical thing maybe doctor will help

doctor: that's scary... i don't know...

[wesandresons]

Can it be done father? Can a man change the stars? A KNIGHT'S TALE (2001, dir. Brian Helgeland)

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[theartofangirling]

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

[saucefunk]

the pieces together! worlds apart…

[regonym]

hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[vampyyrikosmos]

just my take on the matter. click post.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[saildraws]

on the reef