Woah, Don't Open That Door

~ Eliot/Spencer, 20s, Ace, he/him ~ Star Trek & Black Sails & other random fandoms but also: Shitposts, Dad Jokes, Mangoes (Though Not Mangoes) (Sorry)

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[jaradraws]

old art, still a good crimus movie :]

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[crabussy]

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[curseworm]

bitches r like "i can suture the wound that drains you of life. i can close the gash through which your days leak away hour by hour" uhm the wound is endlessly extending 😂 like the tracks of a snake through desert sand

[blackeraser]

I like Balor way more than I thought!

[blackvelvetofnight]

'heh.. well I think I have something that will pique your interest..' [slides one rubber beetle figurine across the table]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[nick-nonya]

[mrnotsosilent]

are they boyfriends???

[hiveswap]

[locallyboxedghost]

Worse

[south-africa-official]

i never really got it when people made posts about light pollution and seeing all the stars for the first time and crying. i always assumed that everyone has gone on a road trip to a bortle 1.0 place and seen stars like that, and it's fantastic, but not like life changing. and then i went to europe last month and was in a mountaintop village of like 300 people and could see about 5 stars in the sky. like fewer than i can see from my home in a big metropolitan city.

my apologies to the non-africans, i did not realise how fucked your sky is

[gayglitterqueen]

I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

[washi-waci]

comet in moominland 1946

original by @/milletude !!!

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

a little compilation

[viralfrog]