shut the fuck up friday

andy + 26 + 🇧🇷 + she/they dyke + art blog @andyboff if you proselytize to me i'll block you on sight

[andyboff]

heyy my comms are open :^)

i’ll happily draw both fandom and oc art!

[crawfishcomic]

Conformity

[elbiotipo]

the funniest thing the Chinese Crusader Kings 3 community did is, after years of western players saying they don't want China and India added because of "performance", the first thing the Chinese modders did when the devs added China was a mod to deactivate Europe

[elbiotipo]

do we really need these weird kingdoms like "France" and "Byzantium" in my scholar-officer simulation game? It's not like you're gonna interact with them in your average Song Dynasty playthrough... I guess a lot of people want them but idk... to me they just worsen performance :/

[pseudophan]

no one finds dan and phil funnier than dan and phil

[depsidase]

[diphowell]

phil going bzzt is so cute. and it's one of the wildest things i've seen not get a single reaction from dan.

[diphowell]

honey <3

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[petewentzisblack1312]

psa to everyone. while many demonyms are also adjectives (american people + americans, german people + germans etc), when not referring to the region caribbean is an adjective and NOT a demonym. its caribbean people but its NOT caribbeans. it sounds and feels weird when you call us caribbeans so dont do that.

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[hockeyfinches]

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

[mateymedialunas]

has been said before but i also love how when the US elects a nazi who's also bombing every other country on earth we have to feel sorry for them but when a third world country elects a nazi who's mostly fucking over its own population its because we're morally bankrupt and deserve to suffer or whatever.

[valtsv]

if this site dies for reals like gets nuked dies i will be posting fake screenshots of tumblr posts i would've made on other social media sites. and if those fall i'll print them off and start handing them to people in the street. you're not getting away from me that easily.

[kushblazer666]

[mutt-thingy]

already seeing people throwing around the term "birthday boy" and being transmedicalist about it.

[cipher-fresh]

have I introduced you guys to the phrase Male Cinephile Moment yet

[cipher-fresh]

you know how dudebro movie fans think screaming and violence = good acting? every time I see a man a screaming on TV I’m like “god the most annoying cinephiles in the world are going to be like ‘best performance of the year’” because they can only appreciate acting when it’s about men being violent

[cipher-fresh]

WHEN ITS A WOMAN SCREAMING ITS BAD ACTING.

[diphowell]

oh.

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry