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Pt sink baby and Eraserhead baby playdate

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

#we are all animals. we are all people #skoden

wizardarchetypes

the thing about cutting your bangs at home is that scissors are natural born performers. not many people know this but the soul of a scissors was imbued b y the god of divas. scissors love to cause drama. they revel in it. this is why you must never record yourself while cutting your bangs. it must be you and the mirror alone. the scissors will believe this is just a dress rehearsal and they will behave because they need to save their shocking ad-lib for opening night. you will cut your bangs, the scissors will wait, and your hair will look perfect.

but if you set up a camera, the scissors know this is the main act. and they will betray you for their moment of shock and awe. trust me about this. i have been working with scissors in my bathroom for years across the world and we have an understanding.

lesh-in-the-fog

Video games were so right i need to wear a two handed sword everywhere

#everyone go to the ren faire right now #right now immediately

give your OC a big nose and many lovely things will occur

#one of which is my distant hooting and hollering #that draws nearer by the moment

virginshane

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

#the thing that gets me is like #how is this ip still fun for you?? most of us have fond memories of that series #but how does All Of This AT LEAST not leave a bad taste in your mouth??#i know the answer but jfc even if Everything Else wasnt currently happening those books are tainted as fuck #that shit is not fun anymore

swordbymyside

julia1x5-deactivated20250903

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

supreme-leader-stoat

#this happened to my good friend varric tethras

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.