goth idiots welcome

32, any pronouns, dyke, I go by Velvet. will post about bugs cause I think they're little sweeties. if you saw my smut no you didn't (unless you're cool ❤️) (DNI terfs, radfems, exclusionists) (this is an inclusive space)

[drokshonson]

Pt sink baby and Eraserhead baby playdate

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[enba-and-luka]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[hawkpartys]

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to do heart-shaped cat-eye nail art BY a a金库

[cheevester]

Hey Cesare enjoyers have y’all seen this fun fact yet

From Ian’s Patreon

[dontmindme2600]

The stills from the new ep oh my godddd

[celestite-caroline]

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[oneheadtoanother]

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[brenshor]

Hey maybe you guys should stop writing for the Addams family cause you don't get them at all.

Imagine my girl Morticia saying that shit in any other portrayal? NO? Because she wouldn't.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Thirsty wunk

[blossposs]

[bob-artist]

Yes this is a serious, sobering story and I am an extremely big fan of leaving viral famous animals the f alone so that they don't end up getting killed or euthanized.

But also, this is the best article I've ever read.