goth idiots welcome

32, any pronouns, dyke, I go by Velvet. will post about bugs cause I think they're little sweeties. if you saw my smut no you didn't (unless you're cool ❤️) (DNI terfs, radfems, exclusionists) (this is an inclusive space)

[drokshonson]

Pt sink baby and Eraserhead baby playdate

[maanraat]

I just Had to do it

[sanguine--sadist]

I want a pair of pants like this cause they remind me of a centipede.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[enba-and-luka]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[hawkpartys]

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to do heart-shaped cat-eye nail art BY a a金库

[cheevester]

Hey Cesare enjoyers have y’all seen this fun fact yet

From Ian’s Patreon

[dontmindme2600]

The stills from the new ep oh my godddd

[celestite-caroline]

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[oneheadtoanother]

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]