Whatz Up Guyz

IM ZO COOL GUYZ

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THE HTML IZNT WORKING ZO I CANT MAKE MY COLORZ </3

ANYWAYZ

GRADIENT ANON INTRO POZTTTTT

WHATZ UPPPPP

IM GRADIENT, IM NEW, BAZICALLY NOBODY KNOWZ OF ME YET AND I DONT KNOW ANYBODY OTHER THAN BOLD

MY PRONOUNZ ARE ZE/ZEM AND THEY/THEM!! AND IT/ITS IF YOU WANT (yez I uzed the “s”.. itz fine..)

I HAVE NO DNI YET. JUZT DONT BE MEAN PLEAZE

I UZE Zs BECAUZE THEYRE MORE FUN THAN AN “S”

MORE INFO UNDER THIZ THING

Mod: @tragically-ty-teacup BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT SHOWS WHEN I LIKE COMMENTS.

Gradient Hex codes in color order: #7E69D1, #43A1C9, #38FFDE

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Heya guyz! Itz been a while but im… back? Zort of.. undecided. I mizz it here though..

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

🤯🤯🤯WHATWJATWBATWGAH-

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Oh wow hiya!! Didn’t realize you’d be zo excited but hi!!

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

"excited" EXCITED ? THAT CANNOT PROPERLY CONVEY HOW 6VEAVETVTEAVYRACKYCKTTUVAUVTITCA- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nico-flo]

how the heck do you make text gradient

[gradientzarezoneat]

I use an html text thing and copy the code, and then put it in as html here on the web version of tumblr because otherwise it doesn’t work

I’ve used both this one and this one, but the first one is easier. Also if you look up html color text or something like that on here, it should give you a good guide on how to do it

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Heya guyz! Itz been a while but im… back? Zort of.. undecided. I mizz it here though..

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GRADIENT WE MISSED YOU

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YAAAY!!

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Heya guyz! Itz been a while but im… back? Zort of.. undecided. I mizz it here though..

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

🤯🤯🤯WHATWJATWBATWGAH-

[gradientzarezoneat]

Oh wow hiya!! Didn’t realize you’d be zo excited but hi!!

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

"excited" EXCITED ? THAT CANNOT PROPERLY CONVEY HOW 6VEAVETVTEAVYRACKYCKTTUVAUVTITCA- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[gradientzarezoneat]

Thiz iz zo heartwarming actually!! I waz mizzed? Thiz iz so zweet! I’m glad you mizzed me :D

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Heya guyz! Itz been a while but im… back? Zort of.. undecided. I mizz it here though..

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

🤯🤯🤯WHATWJATWBATWGAH-

[gradientzarezoneat]

Oh wow hiya!! Didn’t realize you’d be zo excited but hi!!

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Heya guyz! Itz been a while but im… back? Zort of.. undecided. I mizz it here though..

[emeraldanon]

ℐ 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈. 𝒮ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ... 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅ℯ𝓃ℯ𝒹 𝓇ℯ𝒸ℯ𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎.

I didn't always talk like this. Something... happened recently.

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HEYA!! Youre new here! Nice to meet ya, Emerald! What happened to how you talk? Did zomeone do that to you? Thatz zo interezting if they did.

[nonbinarydiseaseexpert]

I JUZT REALIZED THAT OMBRE AND FADE HAVENT GOTTEN TO ZAY HI TO YOU YET :(

Alzo zorry for the dizzapearance, I waz buzy grading paperz for my ztudentz.. zigh, being a teacher iz exhauzting

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Do they pelt papers at you.

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Zometimez they do.. itz not fun… :(

[thisanonispinkaverypinkishpink]

YOUR DOG FUCKING STOLE FROM MY ROT PILE SHE STOLE MY DEER CORPSE I WAS GONNA GIVE TO GRADIENT WHAT THE FUCK

That better not have been MY DEER

[anoninitalic]

it was MY DEER I found DEAD in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

IT WAS MINE AND YOUR DOG TOOK IT

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Zomeone took the deer corpze?? :(

I told my ztudentz about it already though.. 😔

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We’ve been in meetingz all day, I’m zo exhauzted.. Ombre kept talking and their voice iz zo monotone.. I waz zo bored..

Fade and I kept pazzing pozt-itz about the meeting too. They alzo zaid I need to make more friendz on here </3

[anoninitalic]

Hey Italic!!

Do you have any frezher not completely zmazhed roadkill I can uze for zome zience experimentz?

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yeah I have an fresh deer carcass I found extremely recently ^_^

but uh.. I.. ate some of it ;_;

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Oh! No worriez! What partz of it do you ztill have?

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I DID IT GUYZ!! They’ve been convinced! I win, I’m totally awezome.

@colorfaaaaade79 @professor-ombre

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HEEEYYYY GUYYYZZZZ

I’m trying to get my other friendz to come zay hi but they’re both very againzt me zhowing their facez here </3

They zay it’z “unprofezzional” for a profezzor to be acting zilly on zocial media and that they “cant rizk their rolez” or whatever. Zo boring, thoze two..

[anoninitalic]

your a professor??? 0_o

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Oh yeah! Guezz I forgot to mention it!

Yeah I’m a zience profezzor, hehe

My other friendz are math and literature profezzors, which is probably why they’re more boring than me. Zience iz the bezt of the three compared to thoze onez!

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HEEEYYYY GUYYYZZZZ

I’m trying to get my other friendz to come zay hi but they’re both very againzt me zhowing their facez here </3

They zay it’z “unprofezzional” for a profezzor to be acting zilly on zocial media and that they “cant rizk their rolez” or whatever. Zo boring, thoze two..

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uhhh opinions on my deer corpse :3 (got ran over getting it)

ZO EPIC!! ZO ZUPER EPIC!! You’re zuch an interezting anon /pos

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WHAT THE?-

YOOOOOOO THAT'S GENUINELY A SICK ASS GRADIENT

/ooc: Genuinely that's a fire gradient 100/10

OH MY GOZH YOURE ZO NICE THANK YOUUU THATZ REALLY NICE OF YOU

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ITZ WORKING AGAIN I AM UNZTOPPABLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MY GRADIENT IZ BACK WE ARE ZO BACK GUYZ

[bold-anon]

what a beautiful colorful array we have here!

[gradientzarezoneat]

Thank you Bold youre zo nice! I take much pride in my color choicez