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[hjhhnffjdiwohd]

DID ANYONE GO TO THE TOUR AND GET THE II STICKERS 😭😭😭😭I WILL PAY YOU FIVE BUCKS TO CUT KNIFE OUT AND SEND HIM TO ME PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I NEED THAT STICKER SO BAD

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^ old pinned that links to intro

[piononnai]

you did it, battat.

[evergreen-femme]

why does this read like fetish content

[hjhhnffjdiwohd]

Uuurr fantroll typing quirks for Me

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy doG <:)" [dat me!]

"TheQ uickB rownF oxJ umpedO verT heL azyD og 3|)"

"THE [quick, brown] FOX JUMPED OVER THE [lazy] DOG"

"the quick brown Fox jumped o<er the lazy Dog =;)"

"Tthe qvick brown fox jumped ouer tthe lazy dog *:)"

[meorpin]

Darkners will use anything but the metric system

[tenna-on-the-line]

in the gamed show, straight up tenning it. and by it, well, let's justr say... my ant

Ehem- you're straight up what-ing it?????

Since when did I become a verb?? Not that I MIND, I'm quite flattered!! ...I think? I would say I'm "Tenning It" all the time!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

i baked a cake of you tenna : )

THIS IS TV-TASTIC!!!

A whole cake of ME!! I've never looked so good in baked form!!

This is great! We've got to add this to the menu stat!! MIKE!!! Can you get on that???

[tenna-on-the-line]

congrats on winning the 2026 tumblr sexyman contest! how're you feeling?

huhwhatnow

I.... I....

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY LIKE ME!!! THEY ACTUALLY LIKE ME!!

I FEEL LIKE A MILLION POINTS!! I FEEL LIKE I'M ON THE TOP OF THE DARKWORLD!!

MIKE!! GIVE EVERYONE A FREE SLIME!!! NO, TWO FREE SLIMES!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

Mr Teta give me money

OKAY OKAY! Just for you here's some free points!! Just for you!!! Nobody else gets to ask!! Share them amongst yourselves!

"Mr. Teta"....??? MIKE!!! Can we get a spellcheck on the next one?!

[tenna-on-the-line]

mr ant tenna i hope you're cherishing your zappers or else someone might take them all away...

H-hey!! You quit trying to poach my employees!!

I cherish them all well enough!! I've got the best most cherishing contract a Zapper could want!! I'd like to see you make a better one!!

DON'T ACTUALLY MAKE A BETTER ONE!!!! PLEASE!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

anthony. the pipes. where do they go.

Y-YOU DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT OUT???

SOMEWHERE!! THEY HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE!! SURELY!!!

YOU believe me... right?? RIGHT?!

[tenna-on-the-line]

So what’s with the green pippins? I thought they were all red, so why is there only 1 green one?

Wh-!! HEY HEY HEY-!!!

What's with all the CALLS about some GARISHLY GREEN Pippins?! isn't this MY show..?!

I-I CAN BE SMALL, ANNOYING, AND GREEN TOO!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT???

And JUST because one of my employees just HAPPENS to be a weird color, DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING..! NO you may not have any of my off-colored contractors, NO you may not eliminate OR disintegrate 'em either, GOT IT???

Though I must admit... I can't recall that one stealing anything unlike the other Pippins... BUT they're on THIN ICE...

[tenna-on-the-line]

LORD OF SCREENS DEEMED SEXY BY TUMBLR.

Callers, I'm going to be frank with you!

I have no clue what I am looking at!!!

Am I supposed to be the Lord of Screens?!?! It's a pretty nice title if I do say so myself!!! Although that line down the middle is a little- ahem-! ominous, if I do say so myself.....

[fries-fryday]

day 80

[hjhhnffjdiwohd]

i guess I can see where qpr fantube is coming from but it Was Literally Confirmed That They Don't Use Labels To Describe Their Relationship At All

[smorrrrrrrrr]

[fear-oflongwords]

Hate the stereotype that all non-binary people have to either look androgynous or masculine to be non-binary. The way you dress or look has nothing to do with your gender.

I’m not saying you have to abide my opinions but please I beg of you to embrace fem non-binary’s, they’re so gorgeous and deserve love.