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[melissalovesspookystuff]

If could play back every moment to you now

Spent lovesick and swollen on

Mornings mincing garlic on the counter by the sink

If I could hit the instant replay on only every good day

Would any of it catch you by surprise?

[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[curseworm]

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

[plasticbutthole]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[bunjywunjy]

Dear god, I thought shitty modern art would stop at "banana taped to a wall" but now it's escalated to "keep three piglets caged in an art gallery and make them slowly starve to death in front of audiences".

they've been doing that sort of thing for a while, there was one maybe ten years ago where someone displayed a bunch of individual goldfish in powered blenders that the audience could choose to turn on or not

the thing about this sort of stuff though is that the audience response and the audience response TO the audience response is also part of the art, so "me beating your ass in an art gallery for liquifying a fish in front of me" is now a commentary on the the place of individual choice in a larger society.

also someone broke in and stole those piglets, which is an even funnier response, because now this art piece is a commentary on general human decency and there's nothing the artist can do about it

[2phone]

Tha internet is now a religion and tumblr done became tha goddamn church...

Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.

[unchildhood]

LORA MATHIS

‘If There’s A Way Out I’ll Take It’ by @lora-mathis;

original photos and edit

[topsidepress-blog]

[catchymemes]

[radicalgraff]

“They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war”

Sticker spotted in San Antonio, Texas

[angelsin2k]

[gradualsigh]

i was up for a min then I cut my hair now I'm down bad and look like my name is Randy, fuck it all

[gradualsigh]

down horrendous!

[lionfloss]

by catinbag

[bonginspector]

I have Evgeny’s book on my coffee table, nice guy, very glad he didn’t have to get drafted into the Russian army. He’s one of my favorite photographers, you should all follow him on Instagram.

[sloppystyle]