The Elastic Plastic Butthole

Ranch dressing on word salad. On here for far too long. Adult.

[diarrheic]

Rb to fart on prev

[plasticbutthole]

White-guy-with-a-substack is the new white-guy-with-a-podcast

[haierld]

Cock

[sodom-hussein]

a

[plasticbutthole]

doodle

[diarrheic]

doo

[haierld]

Cock

[sodom-hussein]

a

[plasticbutthole]

doodle

[diarrheic]

doo

[haierld]

Cock

[sodom-hussein]

a

[plasticbutthole]

doodle

[axolotluv]

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

[ceruleanheaven]

[sugaredviolettess]

i do not have an anal fissure btw i just know people who do

[segamascott]

#ally

[sodom-hussein]

Which one wins

Hot Dog Burp

Pizza Burp

Voting ended onMay 6

[clownbottom-deactivated20260531]

Who or what is Sharty?

like damn sharty, you shit outta that thing?????

[seriousjones]

your body is a poop gun and eating is just reloading

[spitblaze]

[sodom-hussein]

This allergy season I'm using a neti pot to douche

[quirkybird]

Where did you come from where did ya go? Where did you come from cotton ass bro

[plasticbutthole]

You've heard of cauliflower ear, get ready for cauliflower butt

[plasticbutthole]

A portable toilet company called Crap-in-the-Box

[sodom-hussein]

It's not a hole, I prefer to call it an "aperture" or an "extruder" #myextruder

[mad-hare]

Yo who wants the peeing syrop soup special

[diarrheic]

There should be a reverse Heimlich manouever to dislodge constipation