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@grammaropolis-incorrect-quotes
This is the incorrect quotes blog for Grammaropolis. I mainly started this so that I can introduce Grammaropolis to the world outside of the classroom. BTW, this is a 13+ blog for those feeling nostalgic for what aspects of Grammaropolis their teachers introduced them to.
The Action Verb Council is deciding your fate
Izzy: Aw man! I wish I was with them!
Rodger: Me too…wait…WHO TF ARE THOSE GUYS!?
Lil’ Pete: What are they even doing at a KFC knockoff?
The Mayor: Looks like it’s got kebabs, pizza, coffee, and Turkish specialties.
Rodger: But still, who are those guys?
Nelson: *does extensive research*
Nelson: Bother me and Rodger one more time and I will summon a cat to come and attack you. *summons cat anyway*
Custard: *grabs a box of knives*
Nelson: Oh hey, Custard! As long as you don’t stab Biffy Jones and his Mommy Homammo…
Custard: *points a knife at Tycho*
average conversation between vinny and benny (TW: a good amount of profanity)
Vinny: You! Don’t talk to me!
Benny: What the hell? You owe me money! 💵
Vinny: I don’t give a shit! 💩
Benny: How dare you! Are you crazy? 😜
Vinny: I have no money! 💵
Benny: Bullshit!
Vinny: F—k you!
Benny: Shut your mouth! You piss me off!
Vinny: F—k off! You are such a bitch!
Benny: You are a piece of shit! 💩
Vinny: ARE YOU STUPID!?
Benny Don’t touch me!
Vinny: I HATE YOU!
Benny: Mind your own business. You are dead! 💀
Vinny: I don’t have money! 💵
Benny: Liar! Liar! Liar! 🤥
Vinny: You are stupid! I am watching you!
Benny: Whatever. GET OUT OF HERE, PERVERT!
(TW: mentions of NSFW content (even worse, it’s based on a children’s show))
Slang: Now, time for some guilty pleasure Danger Mouse r34! (*clicks on a link that’s supposed to lead to an r34 site*)
*Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley plays*
Slang: Wut?
Nelson: I think the mayor wanted to play a prank on you. *takes Slang’s Penfold plush that probably smells awful*
Slang: It’s not even April Fools!
Slang: About time we try to tag the official Denny’s tumblr account!
The Mayor: Wait… WHAT!?
Vinny: Um, who are all of these guys, and what are they doing here?
Nelson: Let’s see… we’ve got Pooh, Peeh, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumboola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk, Biffy Jones and his Mommy Hommamo who says that he can’t continue on with his Pooh’s Adventures endeavors for the rest of his life…
Biffy Jones: MARCH ON, BROTHERS!
Nelson: And that one guy the fandom of some poker video game hates for some reason.
Tycho Brahe: What am I doing here?
Vinny: Kill him.
Rodger: Are you sure that we are dating?
Nelson: Better question: WHY DO WE HAVE AN ASK BUTTON!?
The Action Verb Council is deciding your fate:
TW: Suggestive Content
Lil’ Pete the Preposition: How do I ask someone out?
Nelson the Noun: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Lil’ Pete the Preposition: No!
Izzy the Interjection: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Lil’ Pete the Preposition: Stop!
Benny the Adverb: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Lil’ Pete the Preposition: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
25 posts!
Vinny the Action Verb, watching Lil’ Pete the Preposition do something stupid: Benny the Adverb, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Benny the Adverb: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Vinny the Action Verb: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
Nelson and Rodger interactions level 4 (TW: Suggestive)
Nelson the Noun: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Rodger the Pronoun: Nope, there's 26.
Nelson the Noun: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Rodger the Pronoun: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Nelson the Noun: You'll get the D later ;).
Izzy the Interjection: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Mayor Coert Voorhees: This is a lie.
Mayor Coert Voorhees: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Mayor Coert Voorhees: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Nelson and Rodger interactions level 3 (TW: suggestive)
Rodger the Pronoun: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Nelson the Noun: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Rodger the Pronoun: I—
Rodger the Pronoun: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Lucy the Linking Verb: I am sorry. Please talk to me.
Nelson the Noun:
Lucy the Linking Verb: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that is too good for this world, too pure?
Nelson the Noun: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my f—ing M&Ms.
