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Okay but what about Slang Grammaropolis he’s literally perfect for this title lmao
Anyways if anyone actually knows what this obscure as hell thing is you scare me/pos
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Tumblr sexyman alert
Okay but what about Slang Grammaropolis he’s literally perfect for this title lmao
Anyways if anyone actually knows what this obscure as hell thing is you scare me/pos
The Action Verb Council is deciding your fate
Izzy: Aw man! I wish I was with them!
Rodger: Me too…wait…WHO TF ARE THOSE GUYS!?
Lil’ Pete: What are they even doing at a KFC knockoff?
The Mayor: Looks like it’s got kebabs, pizza, coffee, and Turkish specialties.
Rodger: But still, who are those guys?
Nelson: *does extensive research*
Nelson: Bother me and Rodger one more time and I will summon a cat to come and attack you. *summons cat anyway*
Custard: *grabs a box of knives*
Nelson: Oh hey, Custard! As long as you don’t stab Biffy Jones and his Mommy Homammo…
Custard: *points a knife at Tycho*
(TW: mentions of NSFW content (even worse, it’s based on a children’s show))
Slang: Now, time for some guilty pleasure Danger Mouse r34! (*clicks on a link that’s supposed to lead to an r34 site*)
*Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley plays*
Slang: Wut?
Nelson: I think the mayor wanted to play a prank on you. *takes Slang’s Penfold plush that probably smells awful*
Slang: It’s not even April Fools!
Slang: About time we try to tag the official Denny’s tumblr account!
The Mayor: Wait… WHAT!?
Vinny: Um, who are all of these guys, and what are they doing here?
Nelson: Let’s see… we’ve got Pooh, Peeh, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumboola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk, Biffy Jones and his Mommy Hommamo who says that he can’t continue on with his Pooh’s Adventures endeavors for the rest of his life…
Biffy Jones: MARCH ON, BROTHERS!
Nelson: And that one guy the fandom of some poker video game hates for some reason.
Tycho Brahe: What am I doing here?
Vinny: Kill him.
Rodger: Are you sure that we are dating?
Nelson: Better question: WHY DO WE HAVE AN ASK BUTTON!?