Duchy of Man Loving

Mmmmyum men

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[granddukeofmanloving]

remember when you where a kid and you wore clothes exclusively for the stat bonus, color-matching be damned?

[granddukeofmanloving]

dwarven tour guide: and this here is the root of the mountain. Note that this title is purely ceremonial, this just happens to be a very large stalactice. Mt. Raknl'gtar is actually a fault-block mountain, not a bathololith or extinct volcano, thus it has no "root" of any kind. Next up: the Hall of Broken Skulls, where Mountainlord Kaldabraith laid the bones of his enemies over his 400 year reign, which happens to be the fifth bloodiest in our clan's history.

[granddukeofmanloving]

i played the vuvuzela for grifter's bone

[granddukeofmanloving]

my entrance into every room is preceded by the fattest fucking vape cloud you've ever seen

[granddukeofmanloving]

i'm in a white lady café and they're playing christian rap what?

[granddukeofmanloving]

roomie brought dispos i took a gimonstandenormous rip

[granddukeofmanloving]

mitbewohner gave me gummies those things left me in a state of criminal insanity

[granddukeofmanloving]

have you ever gotten secondhand panic attacks from a fictional character? like i was playing botw and i came to the field of link's last fight before being laid in the chamber of resurrection and i started hyperventilating

[granddukeofmanloving]

walked into my therapist's office and she has one (1) halloween decoration and it says "boo" and i almost cried

[granddukeofmanloving]

[granddukeofmanloving]

folks've gotta quit telling me shit ain't good for me like bitch i know just 'cause you're a square don't mean ya gotta be a stick-in-the-mud too

[granddukeofmanloving]

uwu im a wittle tewwowist i hate da gofewnment and wanna destwoy vitawl infeastwuctuwe

[granddukeofmanloving]

linda trying to break through into my psyche.

[granddukeofmanloving]

Day 45: Mark Zuckerberg has returned to his original lizard form and has recruited a rabid raccoon to launch skirmishes against Jeff Bezos' lean-to.

[granddukeofmanloving]

whales have to twerk to swim and no im not ok with that.

[granddukeofmanloving]

I'm holding my dollar store skeleton like my boyfriend and I love him very much might get spooky soon idk >:3