"fuckinghugebirdholyshit"

You are the GRAND HIGHBLOOD and you are too old for this shit. At least you CAN FLY because you are PART BIRD. You find that a RATHER IMPORTANT DETAIL. ((Avian!stuck Grand Highblood RP account. This fellow is part Wandering Albatross . PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS A GAG GIF- HE DOES NOT REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT HE IS A FULLY GROWN ADULT MALE TROLL- NOT A BIRD WITH A TROLL HEAD. Said gag gif up there uses no art of mine, the head and the bird were made into a gif by my friend))

[grandhighbird-blog]

> GHB: check follower count

-You do so, because it's not what it used to be.-

-... The website did not tell you when these people started following, though you do see some familiar faces.-

well hello all of you.

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

Well, good for your universe. I’m sure in another one we all are part hoofbeast and trot around in woodland searching for new comrades.

It is odd, nonetheless.

[grandhighbird-blog]

RIGHT THEN.

how are you?

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

I am well, and yourself?

[grandhighbird-blog]

PRETTY GOOD, CAN'T COMPLAIN.

meet any other alternates, yet?

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

Well, good for your universe. I’m sure in another one we all are part hoofbeast and trot around in woodland searching for new comrades.

It is odd, nonetheless.

[grandhighbird-blog]

RIGHT THEN.

how are you?

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

Grandhighbird started following you

A… feathery. Alternate.

Um.. hello.

[grandhighbird-blog]

why are the feathers always so motherfuckin’ surprising?

BUT YES, HELLO.

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

Because it’s abnormal for a troll to have features similar to that of an avian.

[grandhighbird-blog]

right- that detail. IN YOUR UNIVERSE, IT'S ODD. in mine it's the norm.

[purpleconqueror-deactivated2012]

Grandhighbird started following you

A… feathery. Alternate.

Um.. hello.

[grandhighbird-blog]

why are the feathers always so motherfuckin' surprising?

BUT YES, HELLO.

[grandhighbird-blog]

...　

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

You huff and cross your arms.

“I meant blood color not the subjuggulator thing. But whatever I’m tired.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

-you smile a little at his admission-

SO GO TO SLEEP. nobody's stopping you.

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“Am the only one who understands what I said?! What I mean by that is the power that all fucking Highbloods think that they have over someone just because of blood color. I mean that if a yellowblood strutted his shit up to the Grand Highblood and said ‘fight me’ that he would laugh just because he knows of the other trolls blood color just because it is assumed that the lower your blood the weaker you are.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

did i once say 'highblood only'? GRANTED, THE ODDS OF A LOWBLOOD SUBJUGGLATOR EXISTING ARE NOT THE BEST, IF THEY EVEN EXIST IN SOME UNIVERSE. i do image you are trying to make a different point. I TRY NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WANT TO FIGHT, AND MAYBE EVEN CULL, ME. now are you talking physically or psychically weaker? THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. you do know about those higher up on the hemospectrum being more inclined to have greater physical strength then those lower? AND CERTAIN HIGHBLOODS DO HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS, WHILE MOST LOWBLOODS DO AS WELL. it just gets real mothefuckin iffy.

POINT IS, IF YOU'RE SMART YOU DON'T UNDERESTIMATE NO MATTER THE BLOOD COLOR AND DON'T LAUGH LOWBLOODS OFF. they're just as capable of killing.

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“One of your oh so loving alternates.” You growl and yank your shirt back down, suddenly feeling self conscious about the red marks.

[grandhighbird-blog]

WELL WHAT DID YOU DO TO SET THEM OFF?

-you weren’t sure about other highbloods, but you didn’t go up to random trolls, mutant or not, and attack randomly, but if you were set off…-

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“I ranted about the insinuated power that he has just because of his blood color. OR something like that. I don’t remember much because of the lack of oxygen being sent to my think pan.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

-you just look at the younger troll with a slight expression of disbelief-

you do realize the grand highblood isn't a title that you can just keep for life. YOU HAVE TO FIGHT TO KEEP THE SPOT. against any other that wishes to challenge you. IT IS BY NO MEANS A DEAD SET JOB.

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“One of your oh so loving alternates.” You growl and yank your shirt back down, suddenly feeling self conscious about the red marks.

[grandhighbird-blog]

WELL WHAT DID YOU DO TO SET THEM OFF?

-you weren't sure about other highbloods, but you didn't go up to random trolls, mutant or not, and attack randomly, but if you were set off...-

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“Killed or enslaved. What a fucking shock.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

I DON’T MAKE THE RULES. it’s my job to enforce them.

AND IN MY UNIVERSE THEY’RE MUTANTS- WHAT HAPPENS TO MUTANTS IN YOUR UNIVERSE?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

Your face darkens and your raise your shirt, large claw marks and a huge bruise shows on your side.

“Oh the usual. Bruises broken bones scars. Sometimes death.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

-you crouch down to get a better look, letting out a hiss of breath-

shit motherfucker, someone did a number on you.

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“Killed or enslaved. What a fucking shock.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. it's my job to enforce them.

AND IN MY UNIVERSE THEY'RE MUTANTS- WHAT HAPPENS TO MUTANTS IN YOUR UNIVERSE?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

grandhighbird started following you

“I have no clue what I’m looking at right now.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

the grand motherfucking highblood with wings. IT’S FAIRLY EVIDENT IF YOU CAN SEE.

now who are you, wriggler?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“Freaked out.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT ISN’T YOUR NAME, WRIGGLER. care to divulge that or do i keep referring to you as wriggler?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“My name is Karkat. But….” You gesture to all of him. “I’m shocked.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

THAT GENERALLY IS THE FIRST REACTION I GET. let me tell you karkat, it's perfectly normal in my universe to have wings. IT'S EXPECTED TO, IN FACT. if you don't you're either culled or enslaved- if you're lucky.

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

grandhighbird started following you

“I have no clue what I’m looking at right now.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

the grand motherfucking highblood with wings. IT’S FAIRLY EVIDENT IF YOU CAN SEE.

now who are you, wriggler?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

“Freaked out.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ISN'T YOUR NAME, WRIGGLER. care to divulge that or do i keep referring to you as wriggler?

[movedvehementparanoiamoved-blog]

grandhighbird started following you

“I have no clue what I’m looking at right now.”

[grandhighbird-blog]

the grand motherfucking highblood with wings. IT'S FAIRLY EVIDENT IF YOU CAN SEE.

now who are you, wriggler?

[grandhighbird-blog]

that’s always a good way to look at things.

-the hive is nice, the walls may be empty but that just means more blank canvases. Running out of room was never fun-

SO, HOW’S THE MOVE BEEN GOING SO FAR? everything working out okay?

[mothermiracles-deactivated20121]

SO FAR SO GOOD, BROTHER.

old hive was ransacked by greyfaces and i felt one too many prying eyes, so i had to get my move on.

STILL NEED TO GO OUT AND RECLAIM MY PLACE IN MY COURT…

but that will come soon enough.

[grandhighbird-blog]

... RUDE MOTHERFUCKERS, WEREN'T THEY. well, i sincerely hope they haven't gotten too fond of the fucker that took your spot. DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BE THERE MUCH LONGER.

[mothermiracles-deactivated20121]

good to see familiar motherfuckers following along.

WELCOME BACK.

:o)

[grandhighbird-blog]

hey chickadee. HOW ARE YOU? :o)

[mothermiracles-deactivated20121]

my favorite feathered alternate.

I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU’D BE SHOWING UP TO MY NEW HIVE, BROTHER.

*chuckles and purrs, patting him on the back*

doing just fine, motherfucker, and yourself?

[grandhighbird-blog]

and i am honored to be a favorite.

SOONER THEN LATER, IT SEEMS.

-you rumble happily at the pats-

that’s good. I’M PRETTY FINE MYSELF.

[mothermiracles-deactivated20121]

I SUPPOSE IT IS, ISN’T IT?

*grin, invite him into the new hive, the walls haven’t even gotten painted up in murals yet*

the sooner the better, i think.

[grandhighbird-blog]

that's always a good way to look at things.

-the hive is nice, the walls may be empty but that just means more blank canvases. Running out of room was never fun-

SO, HOW'S THE MOVE BEEN GOING SO FAR? everything working out okay?