[morgology]

don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes

[sushinfood]

this is the purest meme to ever hit and i’m so glad

[orbo-gifs]

[guillotinedream]

SUMMON

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[ly0nheart1]

Ancient. Earth. Mother.

[theolrazzledazzzle]

Literally a goddess. Can’t wait to see her in September. I could cry.

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[w0wls]

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

[hydrangeathief]

hozier: so yeah im releasing a new album this year and one of the songs is about falling in love at the end of the world and it’s heavily influenced by the current political climate and it’s called “wasteland, baby!” and i hope you like it :)

me, through tears: fucking superb you funky little dryad

[wildwildwasteland]

bethesda: so you dont like how we write our characters huh? think our npcs are bland, do you?? well

todd howard’s voice, bass boosted: what if we just DIDN’T WRITE ANYTHING

[tiinamenzel]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

[squeezemetillipop]

Universe. Give me $50,000. It won’t change my life much. It won’t make rich But it would solve all my problems and let me have a chance at a better and easier life. 

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[aroundthefurgf]

hey take this quiz and put in the tags your moon sign & what type of angel you are

[bio-child]

Polypores in Papaikou, Hawai’i

[cyberscully]

old people who are rude as hell for no reason are the bane of my existence…. like mildred you’re 83 and you still haven’t learned the value of kindness??? whack.

[sketchysketchiness]

I let my kids name my Harry Potter character “Curse Baby”, and now I feel like I’m in a very uncomfortable relationship with Snape… 

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Nobody puts Baby in Azkaban

[markv5]

Радужный сфинкс

[neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva]

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

[glitch-bite]

and now, the weather