Yoda

Grand Master of the Order

[heathercollinsmd]

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

[heathercollinsmd]

HEY GUYS/GALS/THEY'S I literally hate being the person asking people to reblog something and I scroll past posts that do, but I have been crying tonight about this, because I remember the Pulse shooting where LGBTQIA people lost their lives and the idea of another attack like that terrifies me, so please, because Phoenix has over 1 million people, just reblog? sorry.

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[grandmasteryoda]

Excuse me, Grandmaster Yoda, I am knight Bastila Shan my companions have been sent by the force nearly four thousand years into the future the order wouldn't have a contingency for time travel in place would it?

@a-hawk-through-time

Impossible time travel is, Bastilla Shan and the crew of the ebon Hawk last seen on Tython. Visiting a force nexus to aid Revan in recovering her memory they were. Hhmmm how?

[guerrillatech]

[adv3nturelust]

There’s another equally-popular post circulating on tumblr encouraging people to spam Russian-owned businesses with bad reviews on Google Maps. Jewish-owned restaurants in the U.S have also suffered from spam reviews because of antisemitic campaigns on social media to run Jewish-owned places out of business. This is despicable and your hatred is directed towards the wrong people and places.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Please direct your rage at Putin and those enabling him, not your sister’s ballet teacher Svetlana, ffs why is this hard.

[elivanto]

this is super random but

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

[guerrillatech]

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

[praeca]

Fanartists:

Thingiverse users:

Royalty free sounds

Flash games

Productivity has always been there

[tim-burton-bitch]

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Fanfiction authors!!

[fatefulfaerie]

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

[changelingsrule]

[welcome-to-the-holonet]

[grandmasteryoda]

Mood this is.

[grandmasteryoda]

Grandmaster! How do you catch frogs? There's like a dozen at least loose in my quarters. I don't know how they got there, and I can't catch them.

Hmm, go training you will, take care of it I can.

[cc-4477commanderthire-deactivat]

Thire well are you? Hmm moved up you have.

"General Yoda, sir.", Thire is caught of guard and needs a moment to gather his wits about him, "How can I help you, sir?"

[grandmasteryoda]

"Gotten arrested at 79's I may have."

[grandmasteryoda]

Ow my shins

Deserve it you did.

[jedikyiari]

Padawan, well you are?

Kyiari had to smile seeing the Grandmaster of the Order “I’m alright, Master. A little trouble with one of my officers recently and a bit of stress with the war. But I’m well enough. How are you?”

[grandmasteryoda]

“Better I could be, sick master Krell is, heard have you?” Yoda says with a smile.

[jedikyiari]

“I heard there was some kind of incident, but no details. Is Master Krell going to be alright?” Kyiari’s lekku twitch with worry. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

[grandmasteryoda]

Yoda seems a little suprised that Kyiari was worried about Krell, but continued on. “An allergic reaction he had, your masters jogan cookies it was.”

[jedikyiari]

Kyiari could feel Yoda’s surprise at her worry, which was surprising to her. He was part of the Order  and she’d heard no reason to dislike him yet. Of course she’d worry for a sick member of the Order.

Yoda’s statement about the cookies though, that made her laugh so hard it was hard to talk “Master Mace’s….. His cookies….. Krell is allergic to cookies…..I shouldn’t laugh, I know….. But …. Jogan Cookies.” She took a moment to calm. “I’m assuming he made it safely to the medcenter and the healers are with him”

“Wait… Master Mace made cookies?”

[grandmasteryoda]

"Hmm yes, never baked with you around has he?"

[grandmasteryoda]

I have a crush on Anakin and Obi Wan there I said it yah happy

Need to know this I did not. *shinwack*

[grandmasteryoda]

Does anxiety lead to the dark side?

Lead to the dark side it does not, only by acting upon dark thoughts or feelings may you fall.

[jedikyiari]

Padawan, well you are?

Kyiari had to smile seeing the Grandmaster of the Order "I'm alright, Master. A little trouble with one of my officers recently and a bit of stress with the war. But I'm well enough. How are you?"

[grandmasteryoda]

"Better I could be, sick master Krell is, heard have you?" Yoda says with a smile.

[jedikyiari]

“I heard there was some kind of incident, but no details. Is Master Krell going to be alright?” Kyiari’s lekku twitch with worry. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

[grandmasteryoda]

Yoda seems a little suprised that Kyiari was worried about Krell, but continued on. "An allergic reaction he had, your masters jogan cookies it was."

[jedikyiari]

Padawan, well you are?

Kyiari had to smile seeing the Grandmaster of the Order "I'm alright, Master. A little trouble with one of my officers recently and a bit of stress with the war. But I'm well enough. How are you?"

[grandmasteryoda]

"Better I could be, sick master Krell is, heard have you?" Yoda says with a smile.

[officialcoruscantguard-archived]

Has the Guard ever had to arrest Yoda?

"Once..." Thire said, gaze far away, making Grizzer sniff him in concern.

[grandmasteryoda]

*Maniacal Laughing commences*

[grandmasteryoda]

@pixelgamer07 among other things involve katemine it did.

[officialcoruscantguard-archived]

Has the Guard ever had to arrest Yoda?

"Once..." Thire said, gaze far away, making Grizzer sniff him in concern.

[grandmasteryoda]

*Maniacal Laughing commences*