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I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

loki-zen

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

goingrampant

When leftists talk about putting Zionists in internment camps and castrate them (for being pedophiles), I think we're playing the same word substitution game as the far-right. It doesn't matter if they don't identify as Nazis, because the essence is the same. It doesn't matter if they don't think Zionists equate to Jews, because the essence is the same. It doesn't matter if the castration is, on paper, an anti-pedophile effort, because the essence is the same as Nazis castrating imprisoned Polish men to make better slaves. Exact wording gets in the way of meaning. We're about to King Lear ourselves into a second Holocaust.

teathattast

eXCUSE me who is this cat

onion-souls

(I just needed to highlight this comment because what a deep cut)

gorryb

Darling you know,

You know I'd never hurt you that way

loveridden1999

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that

thiswildmarm

final girls. AND theyre all kissing

segamascott

itwashotwestayedinthewater

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

stromcuzewon

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

thatdisasterauthor

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.