Broke & Tired

rachel's the name

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[beemojis]

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

[sunsstorms]

hey I’m procrastinating so find out which gay childhood character you are

[sunsstorms]

people being mad bc they got straight is so funny sajhks sorry dudes, maybe stan bfu and pick a normal gay color next time :/

[birdsareblooming]

MOTHERFUCKER

[susanoomon]

Good night everyone

[spiderslingers-deactivated20210]

[alienbiarcher]

[ceebee-eebee]

[stimman4000]

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah

[shitpostbishop]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

these all sound like they were made up on the spot and that’s actually why i’m 100% certain these are legit phrases in these languages for this

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

am i right gamers

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey gamers am i right

[whitepeopletwitter]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[studentlifeproblems]

[owlmylove]

literally what do you MEAN horrible, those were the days when you could actually physically own the mp3 files rather than pay a monthly fee to the Great Capitalist Gods for permission to listen to a single song in between advertisements selling you other things in the shower

[theconcealedweapon]

[weedjoke420-blog]

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oknope]

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

[wizardsexmachine]

Adhd/Autisitc bitches be like “I hate when people are loud” and then have no volume control. I’m bitches.

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr