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Yes, I'm that Grant.

@grant-hall0way

Please refrain from pissing your pants. Or don't. I don't actually give a fuck.

469 posts

Sep 16, 2012

#fem!grant #face

Sep 12, 2012

Ah, fuck.

When this is over, we’re never not using contraceptions. Ever.

cass-belle-blog

….You don’t want more kids?

No, I do. I'm just not too crazy about the pregnancy part.

Sep 12, 2012

Ah, fuck.

The fact that Pluto isn’t a planet.

cass-belle-blog

Right?! Poor Pluto…

When this is over, we're never not using contraceptions. Ever.

Sep 12, 2012

So, how's life?

What? I’m not allowed to have a guilty pleasure? Uncool, Kim.

Let’s pick something else out, Grant… I mean, honestly, Taylor Swift? From, like 2010?

Man, fuck you, Kim. We are never ever ever getting back together

Sep 12, 2012

Ah, fuck.

I hope you realize that I’m never going to get used to this.

cass-belle-blog

Get used to what?

The fact that Pluto isn't a planet.

#I can't though omg

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

That’s great, Cass.

cass-belle-blog

Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost?

I hope you realize that I'm never going to get used to this.

Sep 11, 2012

So, how's life?

Tell me, how’s your family?

You have got to be fucking with me, Grant.

What? I'm not allowed to have a guilty pleasure? Uncool, Kim.

#omfg that'd be creepy thiugh #lets pretend they know each other

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

‘Course.

cass-belle-blog

That's great, Cass.

Sep 11, 2012

So, how's life?

Tell me, how's your family?

#taylor swift song #because I can

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

No idea, sweetheart. That’s why I said ‘lost’.

cass-belle-blog

Ah, gotcha. Miss me?

'Course.

#idk man #I'm just kinda winging it

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

So I see.

perksofbeinglin

I’m just so lucky to have her. Anyway, how are you doing Grant?

Good, good. Found Cassie.

And you?

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

It seems that I’ve lost my wife.

cass-belle-blog

And where did I go?

No idea, sweetheart. That's why I said 'lost'.

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

Right. Whose as—buttdo I have to kick?

perksofbeinglin

No ones, I have this little beauty!

So I see.

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? YOU HAVE A KID?

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS!

perksofbeinglin

Correction. Didn’t know when I was 18. Found out pretty quickly. Anyway, yes Grant…I have a child. Her name is Luxe.

Right. Whose as--butt do I have to kick?

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

If you ever answered my calls, you’d know.

dancing-delilah

I couldn’t.. I fucked my life up, Grant.

It's so fuckin' hard to stay mad at you. What happened?

#yes omg #also #after this I'm going to get on Alyssa so we can make everyone uncomfortable with their lesbianness okay

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

Oh, you don’t know?

Therefore I can curse if I wish.

perksofbeinglin

Yea, well I’m a mother of an impressionable four year old. Keep the language appropriate.

WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? YOU HAVE A KID?

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS!

Sep 11, 2012

Ah, fuck.

It seems that I’ve lost my wife.

dancing-delilah

Good to know you married her.

If you ever answered my calls, you'd know.

Yes, I'm that Grant. @grant-hall0way - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag