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Simone - cis♀ (she/her) 16 I am Les Mis trash who likes to write about her fave revolutionary nerds.

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There was a moth in my room earlier so I shoved my lamp out my window until it followed it and flew out, DESPITE MY INTENSE FEAR OF BUGS (I used a Ken doll to push it out) and I honestly felt like such a Combeferre.

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Hey gang I think I may be a lesbian and I need a talk tm bc I'm all like what??? Idk like I think I just realised I only like boys aesthetically and whilst I wouldn't mind going out with one I really just want a girlfriend.

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I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

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IM LOSING IT AEUFHi;efj ;kf

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[macleod]

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

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this post fucked me up

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rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

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is this les mis

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My own play called ‘Harry Potter and the Blessed Child’

- Trelawney has made another prophecy, this one about how Harry and Ginny will have a blessed child - the three children argue about who it is - James Sirius thinks it’s him because he’s unbelievably good looking and good at everything and is extremely cocky - Lily Luna thinks it’s her because she has inherited both her parents talent for quidditch - Albus Severus thinks it’s him because despite his name he does not pray for death every day (Cut to Hogwarts) - Neville is worried about Hagrid because he’s become obsessed with Steve Irwin and has imported crocodiles from Australia to show his third years - He goes to his hut to try to reason with him but after watching an episode of The Crocodile Hunter ends up agreeing to help him care for the crocodiles whilst Hagrid goes to get a great white shark to bring into the lake - McGonagall retired after teaching James Sirius for one day, but every year McGonagall Day is held where every student is on their best behaviour in honour of her (Cut to 2 hour segment of Harry James Potter being happy) - Ron learns to cook and is actually really fucking good at it, he opens a restaurant - Malfoy visits the restaurant to mock Ron, and asks him if they have any ‘weasel pies’ - Malfoy ends up obsessed with the food there and secretly visits each week under a new disguise - Hermione starts a knitted beanie business (3 hour montage of the Harry, Ron, Hermione laughing merrily) - Albus Severus asks to change his name, Harry agrees that he can change it only if he changes it to Fleamont (1 hour Luna Lovegood dance sequence) - Long speech about how the blessed child was all 3 children all along, Lily Luna and James Sirius sob and embrace their brother Fleamont Hedwig. - (audience sobs because they are the blessed children too) - The end

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

[cynopansy]

They do actually!

[mauve-moth]

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

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