Collinwood in the 2020s

A Quentin Collins stan account (sarcastic king 💅🏻)

[grantdouglas1897]

RIP Quentin Collins and Jeb Hawkes, they would’ve loved Heated Rivalry.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Poor Aristede. His Excellency has forcibly body-swapped himself into the corporeal form of Collinsport’s most eligible fuckboy, but instead of railing him with that borrowed stolen fuckboy-dick, Excellency continues to dispatch Aristede on a series of vexatious errands and fetch-quests.

He may not be a good henchman, but he has been putting up with His Excellency’s nastiness for long enough to deserve a good off-camera railing.

[christophr-jennings]

Hey guys wanna see my girlypop 1897 casting? Jk you have no choice in the matter

[christophr-jennings]

[flock-of-cassowaries]

If I were to walk in a room and find a dude chained to a post and and a woman standing awkwardly nearby, my immediate hypothesis would probably not be “werewolf”.

[grantdouglas1897]

The most out of character thing on Dark Shadows is that Quentin is not into Angelique. In what worrrrld would Quentin Collins, aka the sluttiest man in the Wild West, not be into a hot and powerful witch. Crazy work.

[christophr-jennings]

Good bye Selby icon. Hello whatever this is

[grantdouglas1897]

I think the problem of why I don’t buy into the Quentin/ Amanda love story is that it isn’t at all earned. EVERY Quentin love story in Dark Shadows is love at first sight (because Quentin is a sluuuut), so when Amanda comes along, why would I believe that she is the 💕 one 💕 when every woman Quentin lays eyes on is the one??

The only way, in my opinion, to give Quentin a compelling love story is to have a slow burn friends to lovers romance (which I’m not even a fan of friends to lovers buuuut when needs must). I think that contrasts better against Quentin’s other romances to signal that this is ✨true✨ love. I just kinda got annoyed that the Amanda Harris storyline got the star crossed lovers treatment when I didn’t believe their relationship to begin with.

Truly, I don’t necessarily believe that Quentin really dooesss relationships, but if the producers insistttt on having David Selby kissing on somebody every other episode, then I would like more development to his relationships than what the writers wrote.

[grantdouglas1897]

One of the most devastating things about Dark Shadows is that it’s PG, so Quentin doesn’t get to drop 19 f bombs an episode like I know he would.

[hystericalwomannovelist]

[tortoisesshells]

30, 708.

[widowshill]

[christophr-jennings]

This was literally the dynamic

[christophr-jennings]

Guess who learned how to use capcut

[christophr-jennings]

I couldn't resist making this

[christophr-jennings]

I want/there should be a bumper sticker that says "I see a Quentin I floor it" with a picture of Barnabas poorly photoshopped with a steering wheel in front of him

[rantingandramblingsblog]

I want to dance with you...

❤️‍🔥🥀🥹

Their chemistry was so good as Quentin and Charity/Pansy. Wish they would have paired them again.