don't be mad 'cause i'm doing me

Ḡяαη⊥ ℰ√αη﹩ Yeah, I'm the Evans who was away for a bit. But I'm not 'bout to go into a bunch of shit about myself. Chances are I don't give a fuck 'bout you, so why the fuck are you here giving a shit about me? Probably a good time to fuck off, wouldn't you say?

[fcknmojo]

I’m gonna assume everyone’s having an amazing time tonight? I haven’t heard about any fights yet, so that’s good.

Right?

[grantevns]

I had a great time last night blowing a bunch of shit up.

[gabpez-deactivated20160620]

PRIVATE ⇄ GRABY.

[gabpez-deactivated20160620]

Weird.

Pretty much, yeah. I have no idea, I’m just as confused as you are. Let me ask you again: Did you lie on your survey?

[grantevns]

I don’t lie.. usually. Either way, what the hell did I have to gain from lying? Personally, I think these matches are a giant joke. 

[grantevns]

TEXT MESSAGES ✉ GRETH.

GRANT: Hey, man. How'd last night turn out?

[holdenevns]

Your sarcasm has been detected, Grant.

[grantevns]

You know sometimes it’s hard for people to pick up sarcasm through written word, I’m glad you did.

[bvrningsvnlight]

Skinny Pop. It’s like, healthier popcorn and its super yummy.

[grantevns]

It was cooler when I thought it was silly pop.

[bvrningsvnlight]

Oh got it. I’ll probably be in the background with some skinny pop watching all of it.

[grantevns]

Nothing wrong with sitting on the sidelines with your silly pop... What the fuck is that even? ‘Cause I have no idea.

[pokegirlmarley]

Oh my gosh….speaking of, please don’t let her get blown up.

[grantevns]

Hmm? Don’t worry. Cass won’t blow herself up. If anything, I might blow her up. We’ll probably have a bottle rocket war soon.

[pokegirlmarley]

I’m pretty sure I’d be more irritating than they would…

[grantevns]

I don’t know. I’m best friends with Cass and you gotta be real irritating to beat that.

[holdenevns]

You will not ruin my buzz.

[grantevns]

And I wouldn’t ever want to do that.

[grantevns]

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[bvrningsvnlight]

Boo. I totes thought there was something interesting going on.

[grantevns]

Nah. I was only talking about how when that shit happens, I’ll be making trouble in the background.

[puckermanaaron-blog]

Am I? I’m just preaching the truth, dude. You know what they say, an honest heart keeps the doctor apart. I actually just made that up but it sounds cool.

[grantevns]

I ain’t saying it’s not the truth, I just love hearing it. I was going to say that I’m pretty sure that’s not what they say, but I still dig it. You got creativity, Sam.

[pokegirlmarley]

So, then why would you think about doing it with me? This is more confusing than flattering.

[grantevns]

I can appreciate how they look, but not want to get with them. They’d both probably yap a lot, let’s be real.

[smalltownbeans]

Wow, either you really love pizza, or I’m just that repulsive. Good to know.  I haven’t been doing much of the dancing part, I will admit. I’m leaving that up to mike. She loved it, so I guess it really is, huh? It was Noelle’s idea, really. And I’m not sure. I just know that the ones that aren’t making un of me for taking Rachel to prom are pissed at me for stepping out of my clique. So it has potential. Especially if they’re getting drunk. But no you’re not turning up here, got it? I can handle myself and you don’t need to get into trouble.

[grantevns]

It’s the pizza, man. It’s the pizza. Yeah, I’d probably sit on the sidelines too.. and especially would if my brother was Mike. The guy can tear it up from what I know. It really is, dude. I wouldn’t even lie about that. Ah, I guess it helps if you got the girl’s sister giving you tips. I can’t believe I’m just hearing of this. I got something set up at 11:00 but I’m rushing right the fuck over after that. There’s no way I’m not coming to help.

[thecassierose-blog]

Disgusting.

Like regrets regrets, not many. Even getting in trouble can end up being a good thing. I don’t worry about it.

[grantevns]

We’ll make that shit happen, then. The forgetting shit, not the trouble part. If the cops show, I’m running real fucking fast.

[thecassierose-blog]

Did I ask? Keep your shit to yourself.

As long as all of my regrets are worthwhile, I don’t care.

[grantevns]

No, you didn’t ask. You just told me to.

Got a lot of them?

[smalltownbeans]

I’ll let you steal my joint, but you owe me a slice of your pizza, and you have to take it with your mouth ;) Yeah, I’m already here. It’s not horrible, you know. I think someone spiked the punch cause I’m getting a little lightheaded too so that’s a bonus. Ugh, seriously? Fine… I had people aprinkle star shaped confetti over here and turned up with an umbrella and a note that said “don’t rain on my parade, be my star at prom?”. I got a slushie to the face for it and am likely to get a beating after prom for it as well, so I don’t need you laughing at me as well.

[grantevns]

Fine. No being a dick. If there’s suiting up and dancing, it sounds kinda horrible. At least you’re getting some kinda fucked up, though. Guess the punch is a plus. I’m gonna hold back any jokes I got for you and just say you’re creative, man. It sounds like that lame shit would be right up Rachel’s alley, so I guess you did good there. Wait, for real? There’s gonna be a fight after?