Purple Guy James

@grape-flavored-fuckery

The names James Smith, I work security at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. If ya got any questions go ahead and ask em, i dont mind at all, in fact it can get pretty boring so i'd love something to do.!Potential NSFW content! Current MA!: tell truth!!

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yo pls add me so I can Give Gifts because I have too many gifts and not enough friends

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While you’re at it, add me too! :)

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(Zoombat is the nickname of my absolute unit of a crobat from a Platinum game years ago)

My irl friends play it a lot and I am kinda dipping my toes back into it after a year not on it. Back when it launched I did some nice fanart at the time….

also I live in the middle of nowhere… but someone has set up a gym in the middle of a field. They’ve declared a community notice board is now a gym. I am trying not to laugh at how absurd this is.

I play it pretty much because people want gifts.

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I know I’ve been very absent, but I’d love some more friends on here too! XD I live somewhere easier to play now so I’m getting back into it!

So far almond milk seems to be ok for me :) I drank half a venti matcha frappe and feel fine, it’s so weird to feel ok like this after so long of issues XD it seems like the dairy allergy was effecting me I had just not realized it was the dairy doing it to me, I always assumed it was something else I ate

Miss you

I’m sorry ;3; I’ve been having a fun time with my health and just haven’t had the energy to get the computer set up, every time I want to get on I have to set it up and take it down

Health update

So a lot of fun stuff happened today, I’ve been put on what’s called a low fodmap diet and it’s going to kill me, it restricts so much food. Some examples of things I can’t have: dairy, gluten, a lot of fruits and vegetables, can’t have garlic or onions, can’t have any kind of fake sugar like corn syrup, honey, soft cheeses, can’t have mushrooms which is one of my favorite things to eat, I can only have small portions of the fruit that I am aloud to eat. I’ve got to do this diet for 4-6 weeks then start slowly reintroducing foods to see which ones are causing problem.

I also learned I have a low allergy to dairy and a high allergy to peanuts though I’ve eaten peanut butter sandwiches many times in the past and have never had an anaphylactic reaction or really any reaction that I can remember. Sadly the allergy to milk means I might not be able to handle soy milk also.

Woohoo for me.

These two are going to kill me

Anniversary

Today is mine and mikes anniversary, we’ve been together for around 8 years. So of course we are celebrating and what’s the best way to celebrate other than going to a gentleman’s club together like a couple of weirdos. This is going to be interesting XD

My angel is home!

She hasn’t stopped purring since she got here, I have never heard a cat purr this loud before in my life, you can hear it from across the room

Look at my sweet little girl <3

So musically

A couple of friends finally convinced me to give musically a try, I’ve only had it for a few day but can I just say it’s been crazy. The amount of rude people on that app is amazing

These are all from my cosplay take off video, I was taking off my junkrat cosplay

I went threw replaying to several with “*he”

This one was the best though, to which I replayed with “all the better to hear your momma crying over her failure of a child”

Another pet update

We officially paid for juniper today, she will get to come home Tuesday and I’m super excited :) she seemed to have already become attached to us after our first time meeting her

The next exciting part is we are also getting her brother titan! We felt horrible about separating them and since we were back down to just juniper we decided to take him too, he’ll get to come home around Thursday when we go to pay for him!

Juniper is very calm and enjoys cuddling while titan wants to fight and play with everything

Well, I just got a call from my dad saying the kitten did not make it. Both my dad and his girlfriend are heart broken, they were trying their hardest but sometimes things just don’t work out, at least him and his sibling are together and happy whereever they are

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Pets!

I’m going to keep this short because I already typed out the story once and it got deleted so I’m not doing it again @.@

Long story short our dog went to live with my mom and we are now (hopefully) going to be adopting two adorable kittens, I say hopefully because one might not make it.

Their names are juniper and Saturn <3

This is juniper

And this is tiny Saturn

Here’s to hoping and praying to whatever gods are out there that Saturn survives ;3; because he’s a little sweetheart

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And if anyone is interested I can give little updates on them, keep people in the loop

Pets!

I’m going to keep this short because I already typed out the story once and it got deleted so I’m not doing it again @.@

Long story short our dog went to live with my mom and we are now (hopefully) going to be adopting two adorable kittens, I say hopefully because one might not make it.

Their names are juniper and Saturn <3

This is juniper

And this is tiny Saturn

Here’s to hoping and praying to whatever gods are out there that Saturn survives ;3; because he’s a little sweetheart

i also wanna do more of those drawings with wilson (preferably at least) where u could interact with him those are fucking priceless

#i will always give an art reply >)

2 long eggplants and one short one

James (above and short) belongs to @grape-flavored-fuckery

long guy below to the right belongs to @father-aubergine

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You have the perfect comeback to everything XD

Stream/skype?

Once I make it home I’m going to start working on a costume would anyone be interested in me streaming or doing a video call?

MASSIVE EGG RECALL MASSIVE SALMONELLA CONTAMINATION IN ANERICA!!! WATCH OUT FULL ARTICLE: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/04/15/200-million-eggs-recalled-after-nearly-two-dozen-were-sickened-with-salmonella-officials-say/

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I almost had an anxiety attack when I saw this @.@ everyone please check your eggs and be safe! The fda has a list of brands and the codes that will be on the eggs!

https://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/ucm604640.htm

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