I speak for the trees

Hazel, she/her. 21. Grass type lover and general green thumb. Got sent to a world with only pokemon to kick Necrozma's ass and came back | PKMN IRL

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Maybe I could eat BLADES of GRASS

Anyway, I'm Hazel, 21, she/her, and I really love grass types. Don't have any notable life achievements(Edit: kicked Necrozma's ass in what was a year for me, 24 hours here, while in a glameow body), currently living with my wives @oh-shinx and @gwendoline-of-lumiose

Autism be damned this girl can plant.

My current pokemon are:

Taxi the torterra

Murray the shroomish (shiny)

The Great And Powerful Trixie the shaymin

Amo the banette (simisage plush)

Amity the rowlet (Missing a leg)

Tifa the ogerpon

Shortcake the applin (strawberrin?)

Queen the gogoat

Rook and Knight the skiddos

Maroon the sprigatito

Bridget the smol pumpkaboo

//Mun is an adult, she/her, feel free to just call me Hazelmun or Zel.

//Pelipper mail, malice, and magic anons are on :3

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Being a fan of grass types I'm automatically stronger than Team Aqua and Magma. Type advantages, bitch

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Well I got a bunch of stickers for my cane but also my social energy is drained from artist alley at night. At least I wasn't stuck in a battle zone. Like actually wtf Lumiose why can random streets be used as Everyone Must Start A War Here places?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Going to an artist alley. Hoping it's accessible with a ride pokemon because my ankles are refusing to co-operate today and my cane would be useful for all of two minutes

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It's the ankles again. I don't even need to say more. You already fucking know what the issue is. Fuck

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Getting hit by a super effective fire, ice, flying, or bug type move would be a real pain in the grass

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I am so proud to have a wife who is super effective against eggs

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Having a weird gender euphoria moment and I don't know why but I'm happy crying about it and my torterra is very confused I love himb

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Shaymin says you have to increase the amount of yuri in the world exponentially

[pokemoncoloursplash]

Lol get stickbugged

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I'm the princess AND the pea. Take that, insomnia, I'm awake endlessly by my own rules

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Herbs……

I'd go into a whole list of them but I'd run out of thyme to do so

[wishmaker-astra]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SHE BOUGHT A HOUSE

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I mean the general purchasing process aside it sounds pretty self explanatory

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I like grass a lot

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Rayquaza is basically a grass type

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

i. wha?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Because it's green

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

fr?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Yeah it's pretty green to me

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

no like. that's your reason fr? like actuallys? for realsies???

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It's pretty flawless logic

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

it really isn't

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It is. I, someone who likes grass types, notice that a majority of grass types are at least partially green, if not completely green. So. I say rayquaza is basically a grass type based on that fact. I didn't say it was actually one. You should try reading things better, ya dingus

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

i. that's not. but the pokedex. i. just. that

...

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Flawless logic

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Rayquaza is basically a grass type

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

i. wha?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Because it's green

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

fr?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Yeah it's pretty green to me

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

no like. that's your reason fr? like actuallys? for realsies???

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It's pretty flawless logic

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

it really isn't

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It is. I, someone who likes grass types, notice that a majority of grass types are at least partially green, if not completely green. So. I say rayquaza is basically a grass type based on that fact. I didn't say it was actually one. You should try reading things better, ya dingus

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Rayquaza is basically a grass type

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

i. wha?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Because it's green

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

fr?

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Yeah it's pretty green to me

[rayquazas-favourite-gal]

no like. that's your reason fr? like actuallys? for realsies???

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

It's pretty flawless logic