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[ Strange... Our laptop was down for a while, and now it seems to be working again. Suppose Melone finally fixed it. - R.N. ??:??:?? ]

[ We are back to our regular schedule. - R.N. ??:??:?? ]

[ That was... odd. I wonder what caused it? I suppose there's no point in worrying about it now since it's been fixed. - Prosci ??:??:?? ]

[ Standswap Event: End! ]

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[ > Incoming Metallica Brothers ] “OH FUCK THE POPO. SCATTER!” [ Grateful-Metallica ]

@grateful-metallica

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

DAMMIT!

Officer Higashikata: The man who owns a motorcycle and chases people on foot.

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[ Cont. ]

[ > Following the middle one you get… Argenti. It doesn’t take long for you to catch up since… he’s a kid on foot and you’re a cop on a bike. ]

Argenti: “Uh. Oh shit. Never been caught before fuck uh- Southwest Voodoo!”

[ > Clunk. Great. Now there’s a giant skeleton arm on the ground. ]

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….

Uhm.

Is this suppose to do something or…

If not I’m just going to… arrest you…?

Come here, kid. Don’t make me use the skeleton hand to reach you.

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Argenti: “Merda.”

[ > Yeah no without your brothers the stand is definitely just a pile of bones. Just you’re technically still. Armed. Haha ]

[ > Also for an assassin you got caught pretty quickly, R.I.P ]

Argenti: “😔 Fine.”

[ > And by Fine you mean you pick up the arm and roll an 18 to smack the guy’s legs ]

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Argenti: “HA!”

[ > He absconds the fuck outta there ]

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[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

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[ Cont. ]

[ > Cute plant... right haha... ]

[ > Hm. Stand users but they seem like regular people, so not some opposing Mafia? ]

Spia: “Nice to meet you! My name is Spia. Sorry for it trying to steal your milk again, thing has a mind of its own sometimes.”

[ > Needless to say he’s amused by the cursing stand ]

Spia: “Oh I should be on my way. But thank you though! I’m sorry I should’ve told you I was a stand user. But ah, I don’t need to worry about the milk harming it yes?”

[joestarheaven-a-deactivated2024]

hey my standswap gamers, like this (rb if ur a sideblog) for ur standswap lads to be drawn at a party!!

[bd-d-ora-for-the-soul]

[ > Incoming Metallica Brothers ] “OH FUCK THE POPO. SCATTER!” [ Grateful-Metallica ]

@grateful-metallica

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

DAMMIT!

Officer Higashikata: The man who owns a motorcycle and chases people on foot.

[grateful-metallica]

[ Cont. ]

[ > Following the middle one you get… Argenti. It doesn’t take long for you to catch up since… he’s a kid on foot and you’re a cop on a bike. ]

Argenti: “Uh. Oh shit. Never been caught before fuck uh- Southwest Voodoo!”

[ > Clunk. Great. Now there’s a giant skeleton arm on the ground. ]

[bd-d-ora-for-the-soul]

….

Uhm.

Is this suppose to do something or…

If not I’m just going to… arrest you…?

Come here, kid. Don’t make me use the skeleton hand to reach you.

[grateful-metallica]

Argenti: “Merda.”

[ > Yeah no without your brothers the stand is definitely just a pile of bones. Just you’re technically still. Armed. Haha ]

[ > Also for an assassin you got caught pretty quickly, R.I.P ]

Argenti: “😔 Fine.”

[ > And by Fine you mean you pick up the arm and roll an 18 to smack the guy’s legs ]

[bd-kujohousehold]

[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

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[ Cont. ]

[ > Oh wow there’s a whole person caught in your stand. Feels like fishing almost. ]

Spia: “Oh, oops. Uh this is mine. It’s a pesky little thing. Good to see it didn’t take any of your milk? Oh and no need to worry about it being squished. A little pep talk and it’ll be right and jiffy.”

Spia: “… You need help outta that?”

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TJ: Nah, I’m fine. NJ: It’s not tangled in those hanging things on your coat, is it? TJ: Look, all I need to do is shake it out. Like so. Shake shake shake. NJ: … Didn’t Harris call that a ‘twerk’ or something…? TJ: He did? NJ: Uh…. anyway.

NJ: Wait. Question, sir. Uh…. In light of uh, the amount of stand users showing up recently, may I ask if that plant of yours is a stand or actually a possessed plant?

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Spia: “Oh! Glad it’s out then.”

[ > You finish coiling your stand all the way back together. ]

Spia: “Though uh. That was interesting... but oh? Are you also aware of stands? Well if that’s the case. Yes, it is! It’s a pesky little thing.”

[ > Guess you really didn’t have to pretend it was just a regular plant, but also you guessed it was a good thing to check out if it was normal plant behavior anyways. ]

Spia: “Are you also one? A stand user that is!”

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

[ > In all honesty you have no idea how you got here, but these clocks sure are neat. Or you stand thinks so. ] "Hello?" [ Spia - Grateful-Metallica ]

[>They said hello you goon; don’t be silent to scare the dude.]

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[ > He seemingly just turns around unfazed. ]

Spia: “Oh hello there! Was wondering if someone was around, I like your clocks!”

[ > His stand kinda bops your face, it’s probably investigating you. ]

Spia: “Seems I’ve wandered off somewhere else in the midst of my job. Oh well. Did you make all of these? Some of them are very well crafted.”

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

Zack: Oof.

Zack: Oh did I make them? Yeah. And thanks. I figured if I got turned into a vampire I could just waste time however I wanted and I decided to get an abandoned castle and just fill it with clocks. Zack: Not for any real reason I just think they’re neat. I have no idea which one has the right time though, none of them have the same time on them.

[>Maybe it’s a metaphor for how no one knows the timeframe you all exist in. Maybe it’s to represent how vampires are immortal and there’s no telling how long you can live. But more likely it’s just that you were too lazy to set them all and you find it entertaining when Percy can’t figure out the time so you don’t fix it.]

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[ > Yeah you sure are touching a vampire with your stand. ]

Spia: “Oh that’s cold.”

[ > You retract your stand from the stranger’s face else it too gets upset and well then things are messy. ]

Spia: “Well perhaps all of them are the right time depending on where you are. It’s quite a nice hobby though, clock collecting.”

[bd-d-ora-for-the-soul]

[ > Incoming Metallica Brothers ] “OH FUCK THE POPO. SCATTER!” [ Grateful-Metallica ]

@grateful-metallica

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

DAMMIT!

Officer Higashikata: The man who owns a motorcycle and chases people on foot.

[grateful-metallica]

[ Cont. ]

[ > Following the middle one you get... Argenti. It doesn’t take long for you to catch up since... he’s a kid on foot and you’re a cop on a bike. ]

Argenti: “Uh. Oh shit. Never been caught before fuck uh- Southwest Voodoo!”

[ > Clunk. Great. Now there’s a giant skeleton arm on the ground. ]

[bd-kujohousehold]

[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

[grateful-metallica]

[ Cont. ]

[ > Oh wow there’s a whole person caught in your stand. Feels like fishing almost. ]

Spia: “Oh, oops. Uh this is mine. It’s a pesky little thing. Good to see it didn’t take any of your milk? Oh and no need to worry about it being squished. A little pep talk and it’ll be right and jiffy.”

Spia: “... You need help outta that?”

[bd-kujohousehold]

[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

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[ Cont. ]

Spia: “OOF.”

[ > Well now you know your stand is out and about cause something just smacked it. ]

Spia. “Oh well thank you then! Glad to know I just need to get an exorcist about it... maybe then the amount of milk we buy won’t be so excessive... Arri- Oof.”

[ > Guess you’re gonna have to scold your plant again, looking down you realize it did just wander off somewhere. ]

Spia: “Excuse me one moment and I’ll be on my way...”

[ > Crouching down you start coiling your stand back... how far did this thing even go.. ]

[grateful-metallica]

[ Investigation Note: Sorry Capo... Country Air just really likes its milk. Poor nervous thing... - Signed, Spia ??:??:?? ]

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[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

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Spia: “Oh no, no! I’m not that silly to actually give milk to them. I mean. I just give them the usual treatment of water, sunshine, and fertilizer!”

Spia: “I’d be concerned if they died from it… but ah, no I mean. My plants are stealing my milk. I was wondering if that was… well a common thing.”

Spia: “Like. It’s fresh milk, from the fridge, they just nab it.” 

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NJ: Uh… NJ: Are you sure you don’t have ghosts in your house disguised as your plants and stealing your milk instead?

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Spia: “A ghost...? Ah maybe! It probably acts like that. Oh is there someway to get rid of the ghost possessing my plants?”

[ > As they’re speaking, long green vines have started to sneak into the kitchen. ]

[ > Or well. Try to find where it is. ]

[ > They really just want that milk. ]

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[ Investigation Note: Great. Wonderful. Just fantastic. I’m now sitting here with a bowl of dry cocoa puffs because Country Air won’t stop drinking all of the milk. We pay so much for fucking milk it’s RIDICULOUS. I JUST WANT MY FUCKING COCOA PUFFS. - Signed, Morzie ??:??:?? ] 

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[ > Okay you're here for a reason, and your stand seems to like its fellow plant buddies but you just hope it doesn't get too happy. ] Spia: "Hello? This is the flower shop yes? I'm not much of a... well gardener and I wanted to ask, are your plants supposed to like drinking milk?" [ Grateful-Metallica ]

NJ: I’ve heard of plants having ‘milk’ in their stems and flowers, but those are generally mildly poisonous.NJ: But uh… Are you giving your plant fresh milk or curdle mixed with fertilizer? NJ: It’s… uh, kind of a miracle your plants haven’t died if you’re giving them milk instead of water.

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Spia: “Oh no, no! I’m not that silly to actually give milk to them. I mean. I just give them the usual treatment of water, sunshine, and fertilizer!”

Spia: “I’d be concerned if they died from it... but ah, no I mean. My plants are stealing my milk. I was wondering if that was... well a common thing.”

Spia: “Like. It’s fresh milk, from the fridge, they just nab it.” 

[dio-theshitpost-brando]

[ > In all honesty you have no idea how you got here, but these clocks sure are neat. Or you stand thinks so. ] "Hello?" [ Spia - Grateful-Metallica ]

[>They said hello you goon; don’t be silent to scare the dude.]

@grateful-metallica

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[ > He seemingly just turns around unfazed. ]

Spia: “Oh hello there! Was wondering if someone was around, I like your clocks!”

[ > His stand kinda bops your face, it’s probably investigating you. ]

Spia: “Seems I’ve wandered off somewhere else in the midst of my job. Oh well. Did you make all of these? Some of them are very well crafted.”

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[ > Incoming Metallica Brothers ] “OH FUCK THE POPO. SCATTER!” [ Grateful-Metallica ]

@grateful-metallica

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

DAMMIT!

Officer Higashikata: The man who owns a motorcycle and chases people on foot.

[grateful-metallica]

[ > Okay maybe scattering was a bad idea but well all three of you have already committed to the thing. Also none of them were willing to get caught by the police lmao, listen they don’t wanna explain to Morzie or to the general public about their mafia affiliations. ]

Aurum: “Too slow!”

Argenti: “Gotta catch us one by one!’

Aes: “Arrivederci!”

🎵

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! I’ll catch up in a jiffy!

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Aurum: “Shit he’s got a motorcycle!”

Argenti: “FUCK HOW DID WE FORGET THE MOTORCYCLE.”

Aes: “Do we just blow something up to get him off our trail”

Aurum: “Dunno but good luck guys!”

[ > The three all split off into well, three different directions. ]

[ > Which one do you follow? ]

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[ > Incoming Metallica Brothers ] “OH FUCK THE POPO. SCATTER!” [ Grateful-Metallica ]

@grateful-metallica

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

DAMMIT!

Officer Higashikata: The man who owns a motorcycle and chases people on foot.

[grateful-metallica]

[ > Okay maybe scattering was a bad idea but well all three of you have already committed to the thing. Also none of them were willing to get caught by the police lmao, listen they don’t wanna explain to Morzie or to the general public about their mafia affiliations. ]

Aurum: “Too slow!”

Argenti: “Gotta catch us one by one!’

Aes: “Arrivederci!”

🎵