shame spiral

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Masters Thesis, 2019

 • I, Carly: Queering Oedipal Narratives in E•MO•TION

 • Black Skin, White Iverson: Discourse in Postmalonialism

 • Hoodie Proctor With The Devil: OOO vis-a-vis OOoOO (Or: The Witch Is The House and Vice Versa)

 • The Bachelard & The Bachelardette: Interior Poetics and The Heternormativity of The McMansion

 • Deixis Chicks: Feminist Solidarity in Country Music // There's No Man In 'Jolene

' • Pedigree, Pandemonium, Paterfamilias: HHH, OOO, and the Necessary Decentralization of Masculine Object

 • Le Chambre Marie Claire — Barthes and The Femininity of Spectacle

 • Hito SteyIRL: The Longitudinal Ethos and Echoes of StickyDrama 

 • Yves Saint Berlant: Band T-Shirt Mating Calls and the Optics of Desire in a Post-Evan Dando World

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Danzig: I don’t think Planned Parenthood should be selling baby parts like a chop shop in Brooklyn, OK? Also Danzig: WELL I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY

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Frankenstein question

Did they have to, like, charge him?

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Universal Monsters: • Wolfman: kills people • Frankenstein: killed a kid • Bride of Frankenstein: aiding, abetting • Dracula: kills people, wolf neglect • Creature from the Black Lagoon: kidnapping • Phantom of The Opera: theatre murdre • The Mummy: some people broke into his house and stole his stuff and somehow he's the asshole here? Very unfair to the mummy, imo.

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I love my beautiful sons

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Amidst rumors of Russian collusion, KoЯn considers turning R around.

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It is canonically true that every film starring Ryan Reynolds released after 2002 is actually an installment in the greater expanded Van Wilder multiverse—everything that occurs to Van Wilder in any given Ryan Reynolds film is concurrent with the rise of Taj.

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Do you think anyone ever looked so hard at the Shocktop logo they became a cop?

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Gigi, who is small,

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The movie Drive only the entire soundtrack is the Incubus song Drive

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If you live in New Mexico and you don't pay a $1 tithe to The Thing every time you drive west on I-10 then sorry about your curse idiot

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Jimmy John's is fucked up because it's airplane food you buy on land

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yer pal grave dweeb was really on one last night

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Grand Theft Auto IV was the first game that gave me the opportunity to turn down in-game text messages inviting me to in-game social interaction because I wanted to drive my in-game car into a tree while also turning down irl text messages inviting me to irl social interaction because I wanted to drive my irl car into a tree.

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a quick one of and for my pal ben

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petition to rename screamo 'grief jerky'

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[walter white voice] I am the one who sucks